Man caught shagging his girlfriends dead dog

Chucky the tree · 26-10-2006 10:37pm #1

A 44-year-old Saginaw man remains jailed today on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer. The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

At his arraignment on Monday, Kuch demanded a preliminary examination in Bay County District Court. District Judge Craig Alston ordered him to remain jailed in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a hearing on the evidence Nov. 6.

Kuch is charged with crimes against nature and assaulting a law enforcement officer.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier.

Before officers could arrive, the man showed up and began engaging in sexual acts with the dog, police said. The animal control officer also reported seeing Kuch involved in the sex act and as he approached him, Kuch shoved him away and ran off.

State troopers searched the area and found the man hiding in the attic of a nearby house.

Officers determined that the house belonged to the man's girlfriend and later learned that the dog, a black Labrador retriever, also belonged to the girlfriend. The dog had been dead for four or five days.

The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison

I was tempted to put this in the thread about rotten things people do in public, but felt it deserved a thread of its own.

Rabies · 26-10-2006 10:41pm

Jesus.... Must have been cold. Should have heated it up first.

I prefer hamsters (duct tape is must)

TerrorFirmer · 26-10-2006 10:42pm

But like...he has a girlfriend....whyyy?

county · 26-10-2006 10:42pm

the dog was dead right,whats the problem:rolleyes:

projectmayhem · 26-10-2006 10:44pm

HavoK wrote:

But like...he has a girlfriend....whyyy?

must be dog ugly

badum-tishhhhhhhh

Rabies · 26-10-2006 10:44pm

HavoK wrote:

But like...he has a girlfriend....whyyy?

A dog is a mans best friend.
Women have a habit of talking back.

26-10-2006 10:44pm

this reminds me of that short film "Farm Sluts".

Dave! · 26-10-2006 10:51pm

Ahh come on lads, we've all been there . . . . . . . .

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Rabies · 26-10-2006 10:52pm

DaveMcG wrote:

Ahh come on lads, we've all been there . .

Ya, but the dog wasn't dead

DMC · 26-10-2006 10:52pm

Sub-editors in The Sun dream of writing headlines like that...

mike65 · 26-10-2006 10:56pm

A 44-year-old Saginaw man...

I thought that was referencing some sort of belief system, but nope, its where he lives.

How does one even start to have sex with something as awkward as a dead dog?

My mother always told me to stay away from those Michigan folk.

Mike.

Chucky the tree · 26-10-2006 11:05pm

Maybe someone told him he should have the dog stuffed and mounted and he took it the wrong way?

Kojak · 26-10-2006 11:14pm

Chucky the tree wrote:

Maybe someone told him he should have the dog stuffed and mounted and he took it the wrong way?

LOL

Seriously though, the dog-shagger has taken depravity to a whole new level.

Thrill · 26-10-2006 11:34pm

A live dog would probably have rejected him and maybe he cant handle rejection.Woof

Le Rack · 27-10-2006 9:40am

maybe the gf snapped at him once upon a time, so he seen the comparision and thought "hmm....dead = safer" less teeth action...

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 27-10-2006 9:54am

I agree with Rabies... How could he not have heated it up first...

what a pervert!

Microwave FTW!!!

Dec McC · 27-10-2006 12:30pm

Apparently this sicko Kuch had other victims and even took photos before he assaulted them. This photo was found at his girlfriends house and shows how he lured his victims to hideout.