"How do you like your eggs?"

wheres me jumpa

Can somebody please explain the egg add where they is making eggs and he says "How do you like you eggs? Well I thought it would be a cute way to propose".

WHat the funk is he talking about? How did he propose?!!

Faith

I think it's implying that eggs are a breakfast food, and he would serve her breakfast once they were married. I think it also works on the assumption that they're waiting until they get married to sleep together.

Silverfish

I presumed he was talking about that old chat up line 'How do you like your eggs in the morning'.

I don't really know what he was talking about, as I can't bear the face on the smug git, he's so full of himself I bet he could puke up a clone.

I hope she turned out to be an axe murderer, I really do.

Karoma

Salmonella: it's not all bad. Smug git. ¬_¬


You have the answer. Another mystery solved. May I push your stool in?

seamus

That ad is about 15 years old at this point, and it made sense back when people didn't leave home till they got married, and then they moved in together. So yes, the assumption is that by saying "How do you like your eggs?", you're proposing marraige, and ultimately sleeping together. Shock!

wheres me jumpa

Faith wrote:

I think it's implying that eggs are a breakfast food, and he would serve her breakfast once they were married. I think it also works on the assumption that they're waiting until they get married to sleep together.

Ahhh there ya go. Thank you for clearing it up, tip of the cap kind shrew! Ok so now I know, the ad is shi*e.

Rabies

Karoma wrote:

You have the answer. Another mystery solved. May I push your stool in?

Wear gloves and use lube. Gonna be messy if it is a soft one.

ziggy

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sonic juice

they are all on heavy heavy brain toxicants

Karoma

Same crap really-but immoral (There's no implying that they'll ever get married. The hussies!) Same so-subtle-it's-in-yore-face-and-still-so-godawfully-bad theme. It was shown years ago; buried; pissed on; then dug up and aired again because they are simply too cheap to come up with something new.

... I like mine with a kiss.

Ahh. Tropicana.

wheres me jumpa

ziggy67 wrote:

On a similar note what the hell is going on in those Kerrygold butter ads with the French dudes?

One has a French teacher who goes in to Miss Kennedys home ec class and asks for the Kerrygold, some women who i presume is the Headteacher comes in and they look at each other.

The other one is there are some French dudes and Irish girls in a B&B on an island and a couple of them miss the ferry. The owner says "did you miss the ferry" and they look at each other.

WTF is going on??!!

I think Ms. Kennedy was saying they will need the Kerrygold for the anal. Im pretty sure she was in an episode of Legend, she was fridges daughters teacher. Shes obviously an actress who is tied to a role!

gandalf

Unfertilised !

MrJoeSoap

sonic juice wrote:

they are all on heavy heavy brain toxicants

Rofl, funniest post I've read in ages!

Karoma

gandalf wrote:

Unfertilised !

Typical AH'er...never bothers to read - just hits reply... typical...

snappieT

perky please.

what exactly is this thread about? is it about sex, marriage proposals or breakfast?

Hrm, wonder if it'd be hard to do all 3 at the same time ...

smallpaws

You know, I haven't even seen this ad and already I'm sneering. Honestly, what a total puss.

Pighead

Karoma wrote:

Typical AH'er...never bothers to read - just hits reply... typical...

Typical Karoma.....yet another anti After Hours post.....never bothers trying to hide his superiority complex- just hits reply to enter yet another snide comment....typical....

Karoma

Karoma thinks Pighead should engage those two braincells before replying and proving himself another type of typical AH'er.

How have you avoided this ad. smallpaws? For what little TV I watch, I've seen it far too often...

Pighead

Karoma wrote:

Karoma thinks Pighead should engage those two braincells before replying and proving himself another type of typical AH'er.

Pighead thinks Karoma shouldn't be so condescending to the common man. There are braincells to burn in this big old head of mine.

Time to come down from your ivory tower and rub shoulders with the plebs down below. So what if we smell.

phantom_lord

tv from a bygone age, that's all it is.

phantom_lord

phantom_lord wrote:

tv from a bygone age, that's all it is.

Speaking of tv from the bygone age. Does anyone remember the Oxo family? Or were they the bisto family?

Demetrius

To answer OP's question, on a plate, in a cup after I've been in my cups and not flowing down my back (as happpens when you pass a certain estate in a town near where I'm from).

Black Swan

Southwestern Omelette

Demetrius

Folded over and crying out to be consumed.

BumCheeks

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Sarky

I cannot eat eggs unless the chicken foetus is already half-formed.

Also, BumCheeks is a fool with less talent than a stillborn.

boneless

Eggs is from chickens arses...:eek:

Lust4Life

chicken arses? No, no, no! Have you no anatomy training?

Peteee

ziggy67 wrote:

On a similar note what the hell is going on in those Kerrygold butter ads with the French dudes?

One has a French teacher who goes in to Miss Kennedys home ec class and asks for the Kerrygold, some women who i presume is the Headteacher comes in and they look at each other.

The other one is there are some French dudes and Irish girls in a B&B on an island and a couple of them miss the ferry. The owner says "did you miss the ferry" and they look at each other.

WTF is going on??!!

Who's taking the horse to france?