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  • 21-10-2006 10:43pm
    #1
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,587 CMod ✭✭✭✭


    ok picture the scene....

    Ur sittin at home with ur other half, drinkin beer and doin shots of port (because we can) and one of you is on boards and the other one doesnt get it.

    What do you do?

    Discuss!

    What do you do? 20 votes

    Log off and turn off computer
    0% 0 votes
    look up dirty websites
    25% 5 votes
    start givin the eye so you can get some action
    25% 5 votes
    get angry and bossy and tell him/her to leave you alone
    45% 9 votes
    drink more and spill alcohol on your computer thus ruining everything
    0% 0 votes
    go out on the lash
    5% 1 vote


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    #2
    [Deleted User]
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    faceman wrote:
    ok picture the scene....

    Ur sittin at home with ur other half, drinkin beer and doin shots of port (because we can) and one of you is on boards and the other one doesnt get it.

    What do you do?

    Discuss!

    Realise that the time when you really should just turn off the computer is when you create threads like this.


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    #3
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    You are getting her drunk, so you are half way there.
    Now all you need to do is decide if it is the bedroom or the couch.


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    Lurk
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    Hang on, it might be him who doesn't get it


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    Donald-Duck
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    Lurk wrote:
    Hang on, it might be him who doesn't get it
    How?


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    #6
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Drinking whilst on forums is even sadder than being here sober on a saturday night (I'm speaking from experience here), but as one half of a couple??? Jesus, there's loads more interesting sh*t you could be doing than sitting on a damn messageboard....either go out on the lash or go do something other than forums...go watch some hentai or something....christ....anything.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Wertz wrote:
    Drinking whilst on forums is even sadder than being here sober on a saturday night (I'm speaking from experience here), but as one half of a couple??? Jesus, there's loads more interesting sh*t you could be doing than sitting on a damn messageboard....either go out on the lash or go do something other than forums....anything. Go watch some hentai or something....christ....anything.

    Porn. That would be my choice.


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    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    If by porn you mean making your own, then I concur...


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    [Deleted User]
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    Wertz wrote:
    If by porn you mean making your own, then I concur...

    Or by watching it while doing it.

    Taking pointers and whatnot.


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    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Deleted User wrote:
    Or by watching it while doing it.

    Taking pointers and whatnot.


    Whilst drunk!

    I think we just solved faceman's dilemma...

    NEXT!


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    #11
    sonic juice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    You could make the bottles of alcohol hump each other,that will make you look very articulate and then you can sing about wars you were never in


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    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    sonic juice wrote:
    You could make the bottles of alcohol hump each other,

    Thats a great idea, you could be all like " hey baby wanna do this?" >clink< >clink< with the bottles!


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