The sting rays are revolting against us!!

Archeron · 19-10-2006 10:55am #1

http://www.breakingnews.ie/2006/10/19/story281611.html

This is weird, a sting ray actually jumped onto someones boat and stabbed him in the chest with its barb. Be warned people, its only a matter of time before you're mugged on O Connell street by one of these things.

Robbo · 19-10-2006 10:58am

When will these swim-by barbings end?

More importantly, when are the lovable denizens of Limerick going to start carrying around large sea beasts as weapons?

fade2black · 19-10-2006 11:01am

And apparently one of them is the father of Skye's child!!!!

chamlis · 19-10-2006 11:04am

This is it!
The end is EXTREMELY ****ing nigh!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 19-10-2006 11:05am

Why dont these stingrays go back to where they came from, always coming to our country stealing our jobs and stabbing people in the chest :rolleyes:

Robbo · 19-10-2006 11:17am

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Why dont these stingrays go back to where they came from, always coming to our country stealing our jobs and stabbing people in the chest :rolleyes:

My mate who works in the welfare office tells me that stingrays are getting paid to eat cake and free Bentleys. This is sickening for a decent hardworking non-seaborne creature like me. Just because you have gills, you get everything handed to you on a plate.

Archeron · 19-10-2006 11:22am

Right everyone, its time to fight back. Everybody grab an aqualung and a pitchfork and lets head for the great barrier reef. (anyone who figures out how we can also carry burning torches under the sea gets bonus points)

All those years we thought it would end up with robots taking over the world. How wrong were we????? Looks like that Simpsons episode with the dolphin revolt may not have been too far off the mark.

c - 13 · 19-10-2006 11:22am

I saw two stingrays coming out of the dole office the other day stuffing cash in their pockets as they left, then they stopped to terrorise some poor old women in the queue outside the post office before going into the nearest pub. Marine bastards.

connundrum · 19-10-2006 11:28am

Crikey.

lazygit · 19-10-2006 11:40am

Archeron wrote:

(anyone who figures out how we can also carry burning torches under the sea gets bonus points).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/807872.stm

Archeron · 19-10-2006 11:41am

lazygit wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/807872.stm

Fair play, your prize is in the post. (your prize is a phone bill)

BossArky · 19-10-2006 11:48am

Bloody stingrays, always picking on the elderly :mad:

ScumLord · 19-10-2006 11:52am

The crocodile hunter knew about this plan for world domination and had gone to try to negotiate a peace deal but instead they killed him to prevent him telling the world. Now it's too late...

el rabitos · 19-10-2006 11:53am

if a stingray had the chance, he'd kill you AND your family :eek:

Ruu_Old · 19-10-2006 11:58am

Thats it, stingrays banned from AH! Cnuts.:mad:

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 19-10-2006 12:00pm

They took our jobs!!!!

http://www.madison.com/images/articles/mad/2005/06/25/16872_thumb.jpg

Don1 · 19-10-2006 12:11pm

In light of this I believe we could be witnessing a terrible case of life imitating art what with the afforementioned dolphin revolt in the simpsons and the dolphins leaving the earth at the begining of the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy. We just got the species wrong.

ToxicPaddy · 19-10-2006 12:22pm

Robbo wrote:

My mate who works in the welfare office tells me that stingrays are getting paid to eat cake and free Bentleys.

Eating Bentleys is disgusting, even if they are free.

Can I have one? Dont want to eat it, just want to drive around in it for a while

Tox

Splinter · 19-10-2006 12:26pm

touche...this has cheered me up in work..

but yeah...one of the buggers slashed my tire outside work with his barb

chamlis · 19-10-2006 12:26pm

Reminds me of the Mr. Scruff track "Fish"

Splinter · 19-10-2006 12:35pm

"So Long and thanks for all the Bentleys and women..."

danniemcq · 19-10-2006 12:46pm

so thats what that smell is

fade2black · 19-10-2006 12:51pm

The baby's father? Anyone? No?

Splinter · 19-10-2006 12:54pm

danniemcq wrote:

so thats what that smell is

the secret finally revealed

Beruthiel · 19-10-2006 12:57pm

I'm armed and ready

Peteee · 19-10-2006 1:11pm

The women were able to steer the boat back to Bertakis’ home

I find this remarkable!

Splinter · 19-10-2006 1:16pm

always knew captain scarlet was a cnut...

fish-head · 19-10-2006 1:26pm

Yeah why cant he sod off and bother the Mysterions.. wankbag.

chamlis · 19-10-2006 1:34pm

Do not try to imitate him...

Dooom · 19-10-2006 5:46pm

Robbo wrote:

More importantly, when are the lovable denizens of Limerick going to start carrying around large sea beasts as weapons?

Roffle

Skobe: I'll foookin' shark ya lad!
Victim: Er...you'll what?
Skobe: /produces shark
Victim: Oh, right.

junkyard · 19-10-2006 6:54pm

Archeron wrote:

http://www.breakingnews.ie/2006/10/19/story281611.html

This is weird, a sting ray actually jumped onto someones boat and stabbed him in the chest with its barb. Be warned people, its only a matter of time before you're mugged on O Connell street by one of these things.

It's only a copycat killing, another stingray looking for fame.:)

misefreisin · 20-10-2006 7:09pm

fade2black wrote:

And apparently one of them is the father of Skye's child!!!!

:eek: but will he ever find out??

Zillah · 20-10-2006 7:34pm

I knew it! I saw a bunch of stingrays looking at me and talking to each other, I knew they were up to something!

Black Swan · 21-10-2006 8:58am

All this talk of stingrays... Isn't there an old song by the Beach Boys about a singray "ready to strike?" Varooooom, varoooooom! Of course this stringray they sing about probably has a 4/11 rear end and fuel injection?