Quotes from podge and rodge.

Plug

Ok I take it most people watched the evil twins last night?
So what was your favourite quote from it?
Mine was when they were talking about the ryder cup and some fine RTE one was at the K club making an opening speach when rodge said "id ride her cup":D

Diarmsquid

After they played Spioral's video:

"Ah come on now Podge, will ya play the real one."

ANXIOUS

hard to pick lol

RODGE AND PODGE QUOTES
I'm as sick as a small hospital

I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child

She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se

Your're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup

He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician

As funny as a burning orphanage

He's so camp, he ****es tent pegs

I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes

I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover) (when leaving)

I'm off like a debs dress

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

As busy as the dalkey dole office

Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the
exhaust of the
van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

Up and down like a hoor's knickers

No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

Did your mother find out who your father is yet?

What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt

Not even the tide would take her out

Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her

Daz wouldn't shift her

Des Kelly wouldn't lay her

A sniper wouldn't take her out

Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off
a
nettle

She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede

If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the
wall

de5p0i1er

ROFL. I love that show.
Best Quote Podge:Behind every great man..... Rodge: Theres a woman with a strap on.
Best Quote To the Cheeky Girls: Your from Transilvainia You must be good at sucking then.

Plug

de5p0i1er wrote:

ROFL. I love that show.
Best Quote Podge:Behind every great man..... Rodge: Theres a woman with a strap on.
Best Quote To the Cheeky Girls: Your from Transilvainia You must be good at sucking then.

They were great, them ones!:D

sbell2205

could somebody help me out, im looking for the clip of podge and rodge, "are ya makin the tae" but i cant find it on youtube. has anybody a link i can use to get it..