How to turn $100 into 6K in two days...

Gholimoli

I was just wondering If any one had a how to guide on this?

Ste05

I got an e-mail today about a great new stock pick, I could forward it on to you if it would be helpful...

brianmc

Gholimoli wrote:

I was just wondering If any one had a how to guide on this?

For only $50 I will send you ten copies of my how to guide.

ianmc38

I'm on a mission to go from 200 - 6k in a month. Currently on 400 after two days of nut peddling at the microlimits though I donked off 150 in 1 sick hand last night. Bonus will be cleared in a few days to give me another 150. Then I'm going to tackle the dizzying heights of 0.50/1 PLO.

Gholimoli

ianmc38 wrote:

I'm on a mission to go from 200 - 6k in a month. Currently on 400 after two days of nut peddling at the microlimits though I donked off 150 in 1 sick hand last night. Bonus will be cleared in a few days to give me another 150. Then I'm going to tackle the dizzying heights of 0.50/1 PLO.

i have done the $200 to 6K in two days.

i have done it twice on two wkds playing holdem.
i started playing 12 playing a very low variance game and got it up to $600.
then started two tabling untill i got to 1K.
then moved on to 2/4 and finished it playing 3/6.
i lost nearly 2K of it trying to make it 10K before i cashed out.
its deffo doable as i did it more than once.
currently working on it again and im on the $600 mark.

masterclass

Gholimoli wrote:

I was just wondering If any one had a how to guide on this?

Would you be better off trying the 20k GTD MTT in on tribeca for 18 dollars each night, try maybe one tournament a night giving yourself 3 buy-ins in one and 2 buy-ins in another ?

BigDragon

I have a cousin in who was a minister in Nigeria who died and his widow has $15 million in a bank account.

If you give me your credit card details we can get you some money.

She is a lovely woman but her spelling is pretty bad. You'll get on well.

ianmc38

Gholimoli wrote:

i have done the $200 to 6K in two days.

i have done it twice on two wkds playing holdem.
i started playing 12 playing a very low variance game and got it up to $600.
then started two tabling untill i got to 1K.
then moved on to 2/4 and finished it playing 3/6.
i lost nearly 2K of it trying to make it 10K before i cashed out.
its deffo doable as i did it more than once.
currently working on it again and im on the $600 mark.

Yeah i've been two tabling micro PLO and PLO8 on Tribeca, while two tabling my normal games on Stars.

It's definitely doable, as I lost 600 in 4 pots as a result of a bad beat and an affliction known as calling stationitis. That woulda been 1k in about 4 hours playing tiny stakes. I'm gonna 2 table 0.50/1 PLO this evening while watching the match and hopefully get up to 1/2 tomorrow, though I'm trying to stick to the guidelines setout by Ferguson in his FT Podcast.

We shall see. I'm also the worst tilter in the world.

Flushdraw

ianmc38 wrote:

I'm also the worst tilter in the world.

I have noticed that lol

BigDragon

ianmc38 wrote:

though I'm trying to stick to the guidelines setout by Ferguson in his FT Podcast.

Link please?

peeko

BigDragon wrote:

Link please?

I second that motion!

EDIT
Found it

http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/multiMedia.php

El Stuntman

Dear Mr Gholimoli,

my name is unimportant. I am the son of the King of Nigeria and I have a small problem that you may be able to help me with.

If you send me your $100, I will guarantee to turn it into $1,000,000,000 in one week. This money will be lodged instantly to your account once you send me the $100 to cover my administrative costs. If you could also send me your credit card details, this would help to move things along.

I trust that this is acceptable to you.

Yours sincerely,

Prince Stuntman

5starpool

If you need a 'How Not To....' guide then let me know. I have some great ideas how not to achieve your goal.

Culchie

ianmc38 wrote:

I'm trying to stick to the guidelines setout by Ferguson in his FT Podcast.

I'm on this at the moment (learning cash game at same time)

My $10 is at $1100 now, moving to .10/.25 very shortly

careca

Go into the Fitz and put €5 on black. If it comes up great, you're up a fiver. If it doesn't put €10 on black next spin, then twenty and so on til black comes up. You will eventually win your original stake.

Do this in 1200 casinos (preferably different ones so as not to arouse suspicion) and hey presto. Course you could start off with €10 and thereby only visit 600 casinos.

PS If red comes up ten times in a row, you could be in trouble.;)

ianmc38

careca wrote:

Go into the Fitz and put €5 on black. If it comes up great, you're up a fiver. If it doesn't put €10 on black next spin, then twenty and so on til black comes up. You will eventually win your original stake.

Do this in 1200 casinos (preferably different ones so as not to arouse suspicion) and hey presto. Course you could start off with €10 and thereby only visit 600 casinos.

PS If red comes up ten times in a row, you could be in trouble.;)

Unfortunately being a degenerate gambler, I've done this twice in the SE. Both times i was betting on red the whole way. Both weeks black came up 9 time sina row and I lost over 1k each time. Fúcking sickness.

Surprisingly, I've never played roulette again. So rigged. I KNOW the person at the wheel ahs a little foot pedal that make sthe ball jump out of the colour you picked. I KNOW!

careca

ianmc38 wrote:

Unfortunately being a degenerate gambler, I've done this twice in the SE. Both times i was betting on red the whole way. Both weeks black came up 9 time sina row and I lost over 1k each time. Fúcking sickness.

Surprisingly, I've never played roulette again. So rigged. I KNOW the person at the wheel ahs a little foot pedal that make sthe ball jump out of the colour you picked. I KNOW!

Lol at the second bit. There was conclusive proof of that in 'The Sting' although i think its a button under the table !!

As for the first piece I think it has to be black you're doing, for it to work

Did you seriously do this and what kind of reaction did you get from the pit bloke ?

ianmc38

careca wrote:

Lol at the second bit. There was conclusive proof of that in 'The Sting' although i think its a button under the table !!

As for the first piece I think it has to be black you're doing, for it to work

Did you seriously do this and what kind of reaction did you get from the pit bloke ?

Unfortunately i have done it. The reaction from the pit bloke was kind of weird. He didn't know what to think as I placed another bet while shaking my head in disbelief and saying "what are the odds on that?" Two weeks in a row was the sick part though. 9 fúcking times two weeks in a row. So sick.

careca

ianmc38 wrote:

Unfortunately i have done it. The reaction from the pit bloke was kind of weird. He didn't know what to think as I placed another bet while shaking my head in disbelief and saying "what are the odds on that?" Two weeks in a row was the sick part though. 9 fúcking times two weeks in a row. So sick.

fcuk me, that is a bad beat. I know the feeling though. Shaking the head, thinking "how can one man be so unlucky". Been there done that and its not nice.

Flipper

careca wrote:

Go into the Fitz and put €5 on black. If it comes up great, you're up a fiver. If it doesn't put €10 on black next spin, then twenty and so on til black comes up. You will eventually win your original stake.

Do this in 1200 casinos (preferably different ones so as not to arouse suspicion) and hey presto. Course you could start off with €10 and thereby only visit 600 casinos.

PS If red comes up ten times in a row, you could be in trouble.;)

A certain Poker player (who finished 3rd in a certain Irish Open in 05) tried this. He gave up after doing 30K. My favourite quote from the day before was "it's easy money........". Now, to be fair, 19 blacks in a row didn't help

NickyOD

Can someone tell me how to turn $0 into $6K in 24 hours without breaking the law?

phantom_lord

Flipper wrote:

Now, to be fair, 19 blacks in a row didn't help

It turns out that no matter how much you say "sure it has to come up this time..." it doesn't make it true stupid roulette.


Reminds me of a story a guy told me: A guy told his dad he had a system to beat roulette, so the father gave him a million and the the guy headed out to monte carlo. A few weeks later the father recieved a postcard.

"System going great, send more money"

gerire

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