Where can I find a statue of St. Patrick?

Piste

I really want a smallish statue of St. Patrick to take on a plane in case there are snakes on it, but I don't know where to find one.


As much as this looks like a TCN/LUBNiP thread, it's not, I would actually like to find out where to get such a statue.


Hugs 'n kisses


EDIT: Title feexed, Ruu.

fillmore jive

the statue factory

Alter-Ego

I'm sure* those tacky irish themed gift shops have them.



*Not really sure at all at all.

Begob

veritas on middle abbey street will have one

aidan_walsh

Be sure to explain to the nice man at the gate that its not just a staute, but a weapon that you're bringing aboard. No need to specify what for.

gandalf

See what Samuel L Jackson has to answer for !!!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'm temped to say "wherever you left it". What are you going to take on to avoid it being crashed into a building? A baseball bat?

Dooom

Obviously he'd take a modified flux capacitor with a black hole generator attached to it. Activate it when you're headed at the building, and POOF! You appear out the other side unharmed. The plane may not be with you when you reappear, so I'd suggest bringing a parachute too. Unless you can survive a 50+ storey drop.

I also cannot be held responsible for limbs or appendages lost somewhere in the space/time continuum.

biko

Perhaps a St Patrick medallion will do the trick?
The snakes will come very close though, before they see it.

Oriel

There's one on Croagh Patrick. You might want to check the weight restrictions with the airline.

P.S. Another rediculous move from AH Ruu.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

sinecurea wrote:

There's one on Croagh Patrick. You might want to check the weight restrictions with the airline.

P.S. Another rediculous move from AH Ruu.

We're in Christianity now...?! Jesus, thank God I didn;t post waht I wanted to post when it was in AH!! I'd have been banned for life from a forum I hadn;t even posted in!

Piste

Hmm not sure if this thread belongs here, thanks to whoebver suggested a tacky gift shop, I'd say there may be a cartoony one there. Myself and my friends need something to entertain ourselves by on the plane.

Nevyn

Vertais

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Piste wrote:

Hmm not sure if this thread belongs here, thanks to whoebver suggested a tacky gift shop, I'd say there may be a cartoony one there. Myself and my friends need something to entertain ourselves by on the plane.

Ah there are hundreds of things to do to entertain yourself on a plane!!

Tommy Cooper wrote:

If you run up and down the aisles of a supermarket screaming and waving, people just look at you. But do it on a plane and they join in!

BrianCalgary

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

Ah there are hundreds of things to do to entertain yourself on a plane!!

Being the Christianity thread, depending on the length of the flight, you could probably read a chunk of the Bible while whisking through the skies?


Originally Posted by Tommy Cooper
If you run up and down the aisles of a supermarket screaming and waving, people just look at you. But do it on a plane and they join in!

LOL