Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

I just conducted an interview. It was CLASS!!!1

Options
  • 11-10-2006 12:04pm
    #1
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭


    Yay! Poor bastid didn't know what hit him. :D

    Oh man, what a power trip. *Karate Chop*


Comments

  • Options
    #2
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Gonna hire him!??


  • Options
    #3
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Make him beg before you hire him....


  • Options
    #4
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    It's looking like I probably will. He's awful young (19), but he's got damn impressive credentials. Knew his stuff alright.
    Couple of small things shouldn've been mentioned on the CV, but I'm a new-age open-minded interviewer!
    Yay! I almost feel like a grown-up :D


  • Options
    #5
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Make him bark like a dog...

    Then in a doggy voice make him say "can I have the job please".... go on... you know you want to!


  • Options
    #6
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:
    Make him bark like a dog...

    Then in a doggy voice make him say "can I have the job please".... go on... you know you want to!
    :D
    Yeah, I kinda do :D
    heeheehee!


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    So is he still there or whats the plan?


  • Options
    #8
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    No he's gone now. He was gone around half-12.


  • Options
    #9
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    what age are you if 19 is awfully young and what is the job?


  • Options
    #10
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    you're only 23....


  • Options
    #11
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    I'm only 23, but he's just out of school/course.
    I've been........Around.

    I've fallen into a position where I have a job and security, the kind of thing you hope to get after you finnish college but rarely do. But I never finnished college and it was nothing to do with this anyway.
    The key to success is to bluff, my friends. You'll get your break.


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #12
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    chamlis wrote:
    I've been........Around.
    I've fallen into a position .

    :D oh really, what kind of postition:p


  • Options
    #13
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Oh, you're gona get a spanking!
    C'mere! :p


  • Options
    #14
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Chamlis said:

    The key to success is to bluff, my friends. You'll get your break.

    I totally agree! In the work world, it's all attitude.
    I totally bullsh1tted my way into my last job.
    They'd ask "Can you do this?"
    And I'd say "Show me how you want it done and I can do it."
    I learned so much computer related stuff in my first month there it was amazing!
    And in time, everybody else started coming to me to ask how to do things on their computers. That's a great feeling.


    So... did you ask him if he could handle having such a sexy boss?:p


  • Options
    #15
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    No that one slipped my mind, Lusty.......


  • Options
    #16
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Awwww. So ... would you hire me? ;)


  • Options
    #17
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Do you have a full clean drivers license and have experience driving a van?
    Are you a dynamic, goal driven person
    Are you -ah fcukit, whatever, I'm sick of that sh!t. I probably wouldn't hire you for this job Lusty, but if there is an openning soon I'll be sure to kep you in mind ¬_¬


  • Options
    #18
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    But, Baby! I thought I was always on your mind already! :)

    So... if I showed cleavage at the interview? The job's mine, right? :p


  • Options
    #19
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    demand side scarcity of jobs
    desparation


  • Options
    #20
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,236 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    chamlis wrote:
    It's looking like I probably will. He's awful young (19), but he's got damn impressive credentials. Knew his stuff alright.
    Did they really LOOK that good?;)


  • Options
    #21
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    OMG! Blue! I don't think Chamlis made the bloke drop trou!!!!:eek:


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #22
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    We will not be hiring the young fella.
    So the position is still open.

    Lusty, how long will it take you to get over here and will you work for Manwhore vouchers?


  • Options
    #23
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Hot Damn!
    Hmmm.... let's see... I'll need temporary living quarters... and I don't get paid until next week so I couldn't afford the flight straight off... I'd have to send for the family later.... How does 2 weeks sound?

    Manwhore vouchers? How am I going to eat? I need real cash!
    The vouchers would be a bonus tho! :)
    Sort of a Profit Share thing, eh?


Advertisement