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I'm going to smack a bitch!

  • 10-10-2006 10:04PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭


    Perv, thats sitting across from me.
    If you are reading this, stop the **** doing that or I swear your face WILL be buried in the LCD screen.

    Kthnx.
    Jesus.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    go on then tell the sceal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    /listens intently


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Him. there. grr. Jesus, hes a creep. Making funny noises, staring and he just blew a kiss.
    ew
    again. what the eff is wrong with people. not even i'm that weird.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    now hes laughing and im all apranoid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    thats so....immature!

    *snigger*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Its not immature.
    I wish i could take a pic or video of him, clowns to the left of me song is on and hes there bopping in his chair mouthing the words while staring at me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    sing back!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Where the **** are you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Chartbusters :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    haha!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    He's freaking me out...Ugh. I wanna slap him. Im going to slap him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    *Puts on Highlander coat dramatically*
    I'll be there in ten...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I'm going in 5 ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    jezza wrote:
    He's freaking me out...Ugh. I wanna slap him. Im going to slap him.

    Yes I did that except my hand was in a fist and I aimed for
    his nose... I was working(in a bar), he was pissing me off,
    he deserved it! Pff, perverted bastard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I act first then i gotta deal with the concequences. :blackeye:

    uuuuuuuuuuuuugh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    what:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    someone i don't like= smack or threathen with a smack = me big trouble especially when said to a cop in uniform.

    I dont think. I just ruuuuuush. But hes gone now so i cant hit him


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Make a Voodoo doll of him using some of the drool he left behind and give it a good kicking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    thats why I have a punch bag;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    With a bit of luck he/she will come over and give you a good shoe up the hole and drill some sense into you.

    Mind yer own business!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky




  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I can show you a grand reverse spin kick. He will never see it coming. Puts a whole new meaning to sticking a foot in your mouth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Doomspell wrote:
    thats why I have a punch bag;)
    Really???

    Can i play in your house?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    why does everyone have to get a show up the bottom, cant we all just get along!!!!!




    Hope you kinked his ass babe!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Jezza, it could always be worse!
    A pregnant friend used my bathroom yesterday!
    I do NOT want to catch THAT!!!!!:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    With a bit of luck he/she will come over and give you a good shoe up the hole and drill some sense into you.

    Mind yer own business!!!!
    Are you naturally that vulgar or do you need to take lessons?

    I was minding my own business!! Now take your own advice and shooo!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    You have a kid L?? No more?? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Really???
    Hell ya! I've had it for years
    Can i play in your house?
    Hail what have I told you before...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    You told me I can live under your stairs.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Yes yes thats fine


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