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I'm going to smack a bitch!

  • 10-10-2006 9:04pm
    #1
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭


    Perv, thats sitting across from me.
    If you are reading this, stop the **** doing that or I swear your face WILL be buried in the LCD screen.

    Kthnx.
    Jesus.


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  • #2
    Steoob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    go on then tell the sceal


  • #3
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    /listens intently


  • #4
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Him. there. grr. Jesus, hes a creep. Making funny noises, staring and he just blew a kiss.
    ew
    again. what the eff is wrong with people. not even i'm that weird.


  • #5
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    now hes laughing and im all apranoid.


  • #6
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    thats so....immature!

    *snigger*


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  • #7
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Its not immature.
    I wish i could take a pic or video of him, clowns to the left of me song is on and hes there bopping in his chair mouthing the words while staring at me.


  • #8
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    sing back!!!!!


  • #9
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Where the **** are you?


  • #10
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Chartbusters :(


  • #11
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    haha!!!


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  • #12
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    He's freaking me out...Ugh. I wanna slap him. Im going to slap him.


  • #13
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    *Puts on Highlander coat dramatically*
    I'll be there in ten...


  • #14
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I'm going in 5 ;)


  • #15
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    jezza wrote:
    He's freaking me out...Ugh. I wanna slap him. Im going to slap him.

    Yes I did that except my hand was in a fist and I aimed for
    his nose... I was working(in a bar), he was pissing me off,
    he deserved it! Pff, perverted bastard.


  • #16
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I act first then i gotta deal with the concequences. :blackeye:

    uuuuuuuuuuuuugh


  • #17
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    what:confused:


  • #18
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    someone i don't like= smack or threathen with a smack = me big trouble especially when said to a cop in uniform.

    I dont think. I just ruuuuuush. But hes gone now so i cant hit him


  • #19
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Make a Voodoo doll of him using some of the drool he left behind and give it a good kicking.


  • #20
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    thats why I have a punch bag;)


  • #21
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    With a bit of luck he/she will come over and give you a good shoe up the hole and drill some sense into you.

    Mind yer own business!!!!


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  • #22
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    NSFW :)


  • #23
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,539 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I can show you a grand reverse spin kick. He will never see it coming. Puts a whole new meaning to sticking a foot in your mouth.


  • #24
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Doomspell wrote:
    thats why I have a punch bag;)
    Really???

    Can i play in your house?


  • #25
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    why does everyone have to get a show up the bottom, cant we all just get along!!!!!




    Hope you kinked his ass babe!


  • #26
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Jezza, it could always be worse!
    A pregnant friend used my bathroom yesterday!
    I do NOT want to catch THAT!!!!!:eek:


  • #27
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    FlutterinBantam wrote:
    With a bit of luck he/she will come over and give you a good shoe up the hole and drill some sense into you.

    Mind yer own business!!!!
    Are you naturally that vulgar or do you need to take lessons?

    I was minding my own business!! Now take your own advice and shooo!


  • #28
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    You have a kid L?? No more?? :eek:


  • #29
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:
    Really???
    Hell ya! I've had it for years
    Can i play in your house?
    Hail what have I told you before...


  • #30
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    You told me I can live under your stairs.


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  • #31
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Yes yes thats fine


  • #32
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Um... are you gonna hang boneless off your wal and use him as your punching bag? :eek:







    run while you still can...


  • #33
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    No no, I have tar for that. Might have to get him filled, he's getting a bit scrawny...:D


  • #34
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    :eek:


    /me mentally undresses doom, muaha!


    Don't think you are safe froim my inner eye either jezza.


  • #35
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Really? Gonna chop my tail off then?


  • #36
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Well, I'm certainly after tail...


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  • #37
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    aren't we all...


  • #38
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    /me covers self


  • #39
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    has something to hide


  • #40
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    They never think to look behind them.
    Muaha!


  • #41
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    can't do anything anyway as he is tried to my wall

    :p


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  • #42
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Hey, now that you have no clothes I can see there is something on your back.
    Come over and I'll wipe it off.
    >_>
    <_<


  • #43
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    pff! thats my tattoo!


  • #44
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    it's my hand print.... she likes it rough :D


  • #45
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    knows I'm wild;)


  • #46
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    tattoos there are just a cool thing to aim for


  • #47
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Omg Tar totally turned this from a post about slappin pervs to a post about perving... :eek:


  • #48
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Legend of the Boards. I would like to purchase your book. Where can it be purchased?


  • #49
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I have that affect on most threads. :o


  • #50
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Thats not a bad thing though...

    (or am I just a perv too?)


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