Comfort me

faceman

Ok so ive been away all week without herself on business. Now im back 1 night and unfortunately shes has to head down the sticks home without me for 2 nites.

Im depressed this weekend cos i miss her. Please comfort me. Please...

Pacifico

And you're a man?

whiskeyman

Pamela is your friend....

Creamy Goodness

there are worst things that can happen, eg. listen to st.anger and you'll see what i mean

Nevyn

Why didn't you go away for the weekend with her ?

Pigman II

Look on the bright side. There's a very good chance she'll come back alive.

wyndham

Now is your chance to get 2 hookers and have a cocaine fuelled romp in your own home and you are posting on the internet about how you miss her?
Make sure you film it as you may not get the chance to do it again soon.

Rabies

whiskeyman wrote:

Pamela is your friend....

I heard she has five great friends

Setun

You have a girlfriend you love, and a job. Enjoy yourself.
:rolleyes:

Rhyme

Rabies wrote:

I heard she has five great friends

4 and a big 'un.

Cheer up faceman, the time will fly with Pamela.

Pigman II

Some of you guys seem to know Pamela very well.

phantom_lord

Cremo wrote:

there are worst things that can happen, eg. listen to st.anger and you'll see what i mean

lol

Rhyme

Pigman II wrote:

Some of you guys seem to know Pamela very well.

Well we do write with her.

neuro-praxis

You're experiencing the agony of what Douglas Coupland calls "sweet ache". I know your pain, my bloke is off many miles away, working. ON THE WEEKEND! The injustice of it beggars belief.

On the upside, my mother and her white gloves have come for a visit. Excuse me while I go bleach the furniture.

fade2black

neuro-praxis wrote:

You're experiencing the agony of what Douglas Coupland calls "sweet ache". I know your pain, my bloke is off many miles away, working. ON THE WEEKEND! The injustice of it beggars belief.

On the upside, my mother and her white gloves have come for a visit. Excuse me while I go bleach the furniture.

Working eh? That old nugget...

faceman

Alas but 2 hours have passed since i did ponder my unfair findings. Yet upon consullting thee, thou hath giveth me some solace in my hour of need.

But i fear thee that thou had fondled with pamela for oh so long. She is in league with the devil thine pamela.

She must with the fishes swim.

Im baking cakes now with an apron on.

haunted-room

faceman wrote:

Ok so ive been away all week without herself on business. Now im back 1 night and unfortunately shes has to head down the sticks home without me for 2 nites.

Im depressed this weekend cos i miss her. Please comfort me. Please...

this is supposed to be tounge in cheekish right?......

Doomspell

you have a girlfriend, be grateful

Anti

wyndham wrote:

Now is your chance to get 2 hookers and have a cocaine fuelled romp in your own home and you are posting on the internet about how you miss her?
Make sure you film it as you may not get the chance to do it again soon.

This man speaks sence.

Take heed of his advice.

scojones

Go out on the piss with the lads.

boneless

Try on her underwear. That's what I'd do.

DarthWraak

Combining all that was said so far would be a good solution...

Watch some Pamela, get yourself get 2 hookers while listening to St.Anger and blowing your head off with some cocaine, go on the raz with the ladz, all while wearing her undies.

God, that would be one hell of a night

Mojito

Pigman II wrote:

Some of you guys seem to know Pamela very well.

She said I was the only one.

Pamela is a slut!!! (and so are her 5 sisters) :mad:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

sjones wrote:

Go out on the piss with the lads.

Go out on the p!ss with pamela... Oh-yeah!

Nalz

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Go out on the p!ss with pamela... Oh-yeah!

must try that!

be greatful ya have a faithful missus and your happy...go play monopoly with your folks/bro/sister/long lost cousin. rent a video game, smoke some j's..ya can be happy for a few days without her surely?

faceman

DarthWraak wrote:

Combining all that was said so far would be a good solution...

Watch some Pamela, get yourself get 2 hookers while listening to St.Anger and blowing your head off with some cocaine, go on the raz with the ladz, all while wearing her undies.

God, that would be one hell of a night

it was one hell of a nite, until the GF came home early..... :eek:

sonic juice

Write a poem about the sadness.

Black Swan

Absence makes the heart go fonder? What?