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Ugh

  • 05-10-2006 6:06pm
    #1
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭


    I smell like a vegetable....
    and my facemask made me beetroot.:eek:


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  • #2
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Cover yourself in rashers, a tasty, greasy, meat smell.


  • #3
    DarthWraak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    Or you could go get smashed. The smell of drink and puke will cast aside any smell!


  • #4
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I would and all but I only have 20 euro and my mum wont put anymore in my account. And I have a 6 hour bus ride tomorrow...
    Last monday was the 1st one I had without a hangover and I must say it felt good!


  • #5
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Warning: do not stand between two loafs of bread or a passing vegatarian will have you for dinner.


  • #6
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Lol.... Duely noted amp darling!


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  • #7
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    DarthWraak wrote:
    Or you could go get smashed. The smell of drink and puke will cast aside any smell!
    I only puke if I drink aftershocks though.


  • #8
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Stand between two slices loafs of bread jess, please.
    <_<


  • #9
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    No!!! i am not mushy peas!


  • #10
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Use Febreeze, even dogs can't tell the difference!


  • #11
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Its only on my face! ANd i can smell it because my nose is on my face, naturally!


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  • #12
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Guess I shan't eat you. :/


  • #13
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    No you shan't. I dont taste like peas anyway. I taste like victory. And guess what? I looked like a pea earlier. :S


  • #14
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I just used apple, coconut and strawberry shampoo which was bought really cheaply in a EURO2 shop, and now I smell like a not very appetizing cake.


    What do we want?
    Equal rights for people who smell like foodstuffs.
    When do we want them
    Between half seven and quarter to nine on the second tuesday of every month.

    rabble rabble rabble.


  • #15
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    i say wee on yourself, then no-one will come near enough to see your beetroot face!


  • #16
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I dabbed rum behind me ears one day... a sailor followed me home.

    I still have him in the shed.


  • #17
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Like Tommy and Gina.. They're living on a prayer.


  • #18
    sonic juice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    a prayer can smell funny if you are drinking the perfume of the Lizard king.


  • #19
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Eh?


  • #20
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    boneless wrote:
    I dabbed rum behind me ears one day... a sailor followed me home.

    I still have him in the shed.

    Thats the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thank you
    boneless, you have just made my night:)


  • #21
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Doomspell wrote:
    Thats the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thank you
    boneless, you have just made my night:)

    You really need to get out more.... :p


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  • #22
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Says the boardsie that has over 1000 post count:rolleyes:


  • #23
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yeah, but I'm old. I can't go out because all ye whippersnappers harrass me for me prescription drugs...


    PSST!! Wanna buy some...


  • #24
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    ugh... ok not drunk last night but feel the slightest tinge of and headache coming on!!


  • #25
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    You mean you never got drunk? On your burpday?!


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