gay-ass languages

The Bollox

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txt spk is aloud 2

Doomspell

**** ***

guess what I said

:rolleyes:

chamlis

She's lovely, isn't she?

spacecoyote

Doomspell wrote:

**** ***

guess what I said

:rolleyes:

Love you ???

The Bollox

a bundle of joy

Doomspell

chamlis wrote:

She's lovely, isn't she?

Marts wrote:

a bundle of joy

Oh aren't I just.

chamlis

Aw, kitten. *kiss*

Jack B. Badd

tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'e'?

Doomspell

chamlis wrote:

Aw, kitten. *kiss*

Prrrr!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

oogle boogle woogly.....

DarthWraak

The chorus of the Irish National Anthem in Binary...

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Just rolls right off of your tongue, doesn't it?

Matt Holck

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Anti

So gay it makes my brain bleed:

package compute;

import java.io.Serializable;

public interface Task extends Serializable {
Object execute();
}

mass

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

DarthWraak

yeh, thats pretty impressive :cool:

Anti

i cant read that at all

Laguna

.asp is easy but is pretty ghey in terms of its limitations..

Lust4Life

Aw! Now I'll have to call my stepmom and re-learn how to speak youper!
For corn sakes, hey! Doncha know dat's a habit I try not to fall inta?
Ah, Wisconsinites. A veritible melting pot of linguistics!

biko

Arrah!, could things be any more aisy? Be the hokey, this stuff is only brillo. Catch yerself on, if youze get through all of the above, youze could find yerself as a right boyo, trick-actin' with massive skills to act the maggot an' bull**** the Dubs on loads of subjects from the weather to the psychology of the Dublin mind. Youze may even find it so aizy that ye feel in your element, ye know, really full of yerself, an' wanna to fire away and off like the hammers to get lashings of Roddy Doyle books under yer oxter from the first half decent huxter ye put yer lamps on, knowin' that ye will in jig time make right sense out of them. Ye may even have cogged enough to spoof yer way into convincing any bossman or spacer that yer a real hard man, not a dosser, or bamboozling the family with yer guff, or bantering with friends who in the heel of the hunt will let on that you are a fierce valuable member of Dub society. Yer bull**** will have ye puttin' on airs, yer friendship sought, an ejits all over the place will think that yer a decent skin who's banter is dead cool. Be warned though, ye may be on the pig's back for now, but manys a cute hoor has pulled a fast one too many with the spoofin' and blather, t'inkin' they're gas altogether, only findin' they have it arseways by actin' the maggot and have ballsed it up somethin' diabolical, with everything endin' in rag order!

Jack B. Badd

Durty...:(

spacecoyote

vhet zee hell em I telkeeng ebuoot. Um de hur de hur de hur. thees is joost reedicooluoos, boot zeen egeeen it is zee coockuu's nest. Um de hur de hur de hur. unyvey I lufe-a yuoo ell yuoo vunderffool peuple-a, ispeceeelly zee leydeez, oouuuuuh yeehhhh

Capt'n Midnight

Svedee

Frum Veekipedia, zee free-a eecyclupedeea
Bork Bork Bork!

Zee Keengdum ooff Svedee is a Nurdeec cuoontry in Scundeenefia. It is bordered by Nurvey in zee vest, Feenlund in zee nurzeeest, zee Skegerrek Streeet und zee Ketteget Streeet in zee suoothvest, und zee Beltic Sea und zee Goolff ooff Bothneea in zee iest. It is cunnected tu Denmerk in zee suoothvest by zee Ooresoond Breedge-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Svedee hes a loo pupooleshun denseety ixcept in its metrupuleetun erees, veet must ooff zee inlund cunseesting ooff furests. Zee cuoontry hes lerge-a netoorel resuoorces ooff veter, timber, und irun oore-a. Its ceetizens eejuy a heegh stunderd ooff leefing in a cuoontry thet is generelly perceeefed es mudern und leeberel.
Bork Bork Bork!

Fullooeeng zee eed ooff zee Feeking Ege-a, Svedee beceme-a pert ooff zee Kelmer Uneeun tugezeer veet Denmerk und Nurvey (Feenlund et thees time-a ves a pert ooff zee Svedeesh keengdum). Svedee lefft zee uneeun in zee begeenning ooff zee 16t centoory, und mure-a oor less cunstuntly bettled its neeeghbooors fur muny yeers, ispeceeelly Roosseea und zee still uneeted Denmerk-Nurvey, vheech nefer cumpletely eccepted Svedee leefeeng zee uneeun. In zee 17t centoory Svedee ixtended its terreetury thruoogh verffere-a und beceme-a a Greet Pooer, tveece-a its coorrent seeze-a. By 1814 Svedee hed lust its impure-a es vell es Feenlund, prefeeuoosly un integrel pert ooff zee Keengdum ooff Svedee. Seence-a 1814, Svedee hes beee et peece-a, edupting a nun-eleegned fureeegn puleecy in peecetime-a und neootreleety in vertime-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Svedee hes beee a mejur Ioorupeun ixpurter ooff irun, cupper und timber seence-a zee Meeddle-a Eges. Hooefer, imprufed trunspurteshun und cummooneeceshun ellooed it tu utileeze-a netoorel essets frum deefffferent perts ooff zee cuoontry oon a fer lerger scele-a, must nutebly timber und irun oore-a. Icunumeec leeberelizeshun es vell es uneefersel schuuleeng cuntreebooted tu zee repeed indoostreeelizeshun und by zee 1890s zee cuoontry hed begoon tu defelup un edfunced munooffectooreeng indoostry. In zee 20t centoory a velffere-a stete-a imerged. Tudey, zee cuoontry is deffeened by suceeel-leeberel tendenceees und a strung neshunel qooest fur iqooeleety, und usooelly runks emung zee tup neshuns in zee UN Hoomun Defelupment Index.
Bork Bork Bork!

ShiverinEskimo

Lust4Life

Ig-pay atin-lay as-hay een-bay issed-may y-bay all-ay of-ay ou-yay.

chamlis

Get outta here with your filthy pig-latin!

Lust4Life

Welllll, sh1111111t! I coul tawk Chicaga Blaack, then.
Mu fa bro woun unnastan a wo I saaay! Diiiig?

chamlis

I'll have you know, I speak fluent street.

Lust4Life

ROFFLES!

I overheard a conversation today between two "Homies" and could only grasp half of the crap they were saying!
Why do they all sound like they just got off a bus from Alabama? Jaysus! Only in America!

county

Lust4Life wrote:

ROFFLES!

I overheard a conversation today between two "Homies" and could only grasp half of the crap they were saying!
Why do they all sound like they just got off a bus from Alabama? Jaysus! Only in America!

you hanging around street corners again lusty;)

Lust4Life

Ha! No, I rode the bus so that hubby would have the van to pick up the young un from school!
(Oh boy could I tell you bus stories!)

ShiverinEskimo

chamlis wrote:

I'll have you know, I speak fluent street.

"Excuse me ma'am, I speak Jive."

Love that bit in Airplane! when they subtitled "Shiiit" with "golly"" Classic Stuff.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void)
{
printf ("Hail to the Chimp!\n");

return 0;
}

Doomspell

Tàim an-leadrànach, an bhfuil aon cluiche a imirt mise?

chamlis

I'd love to play you, even if you are boring.
¬_¬

Doomspell

I'm not boring! Just bored!

chamlis

Translation: "I'm very boring, is there any game that myself played"

Roughly cos it's very bad grammar. You should be spanked.

Lust4Life

Ooh! Chamlis knows how to speak "Spank Language!"

chamlis

Yes it's quite lyrical in a way. Get a beat going.

Doomspell

*mumbles*

****ed up language

chamlis

Sasanaccccch!

Lust4Life

Dónde estás la corazón?

chamlis

Está adentro en mi manga.......

Doomspell

hulans!

Lust4Life

polska kielbasa!

Doomspell

is that a real language

Lust4Life

It is a polish dish! Polish sausage!

Doomspell

Oh alright, I was saying bugger in danish!

Hulans!