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Random Text Messages from unknown numbers

  • 02-10-2006 11:34am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 570 ✭✭✭


    I once got a text from an unknown number that said

    "Just to let you know that Dad passed away a couple of hours ago":eek:

    As I was just talking to my Dad I knew it was wrong number, although the heart did get a little bang. I texted back that they had wrong number

    Also got one in London one day

    "Are you still looking for a bass player?" :confused:


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Yeah, I get them sometimes. Some are freakily accurate. I couldn't tell one asking about how I got on ata concert was a wrong number until I asked tehm who they were. The person they meant to text was some girl at the concert I was at. Thought it was quite odd.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 Mardey_Bum


    I once got a text from an unknown number that said

    "Just to let you know that Dad passed away a couple of hours ago":eek:

    As I was just talking to my Dad I knew it was wrong number, although the heart did get a little bang. I texted back that they had wrong number

    Also got one in London one day

    "Are you still looking for a bass player?" :confused:

    Lol thats gas... Yeah I'v gotten a few but nothing weird..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A mate of mine got a picture message of a guy holding his wang after he'd been intimate with him self....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 570 ✭✭✭manonthemoon


    his wang .


    :D roffle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    I once got a text from an unknown number that said

    "Just to let you know that Dad passed away a couple of hours ago":eek:

    As I was just talking to my Dad I knew it was wrong number, although the heart did get a little bang. I texted back that they had wrong number

    Also got one in London one day

    "Are you still looking for a bass player?" :confused:
    To the first one you should have replied "lol, kk".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 570 ✭✭✭manonthemoon


    Binomate wrote:
    To the first one you should have replied "lol, kk".

    whats kk mean?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    I got one from someone "who send text messages to random people as a way of making friends".*Psycho music*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    whats kk mean?
    Okay, internetised

    lolz0r, gg kk no re


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭Kastro


    got one off a girl asking did i know any hot guys...
    i asked her for a pic... she was a moose and i gave her numbers of people i dont like :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭ciano1


    my mate used to get blank texts from an unknown number...up to 5 per day...i rang that number one day and it sounded like a retard talking


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Binomate wrote:
    To the first one you should have replied "lol, kk".

    Thats one of the funnier things I've heard in the last year or so. Although its probably piggybacking on the whole Jesus lol thing. I loved that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    I once got a text from an unknown number that said

    "Just to let you know that Dad passed away a couple of hours ago":eek:

    As I was just talking to my Dad I knew it was wrong number, although the heart did get a little bang. I texted back that they had wrong number

    Perhaps, Just Perhaps, it was the father of the texter, not you that had died...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    "Yeah but are you going 2 the match tomorrow" or maybe it was pub, I don't know it was ages ago. Don't get many.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    testicle wrote:
    Perhaps, Just Perhaps, it was the father of the texter, not you that had died...

    The text of the message cleary implies that the sender and the receiver have the same father, as if they were sisters or brothers.

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 441 ✭✭marius


    No text messages but I did once get a voice message from a stranger. It was some drunk guy singing - 'why do you build me, build me, buttercup...just to let me down...etc' in a really thick navan accent......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    A mate of mine got a picture message of a guy holding his wang after he'd been intimate with him self....

    sorry that was meant for me :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭Susannahmia


    A few weeks ago some guy txt me: Hey, how are you Michelle , Gary here, did you get home alright?
    Having been out the night before and thinking that I might have ,met him when drunk I replied.
    After a confusing conversation it turned out that he was from a completly different county and Id never met him.
    Took me ages to convince him that I was the wrong Michelle, then he suddenly decided he wanted phone sex :eek: weirdo... The other Michelle probaly made up a number.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    Smart move on her part :).

    I get a few alright, although I have admittedly sent a few random messages myself to check if I still know people in my phone book. So if anyone got a message "I trust you enough to stick random objects in my ear", it was probably from me :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    I once got a text from an unknown number that said

    "Just to let you know that Dad passed away a couple of hours ago":eek:
    Why would you(they) text and not ring with something like that?:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 703 ✭✭✭ThrownAway


    I once got random messages from 5 different numbers all in one day. It was obviously the same fucked up person but what I'd like to know is how they have 5 different numbers :eek: Nothings that coincidental like :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 768 ✭✭✭murfie


    Why would you(they) text and not ring with something like that?:eek:

    As tony said, how could someone in tell their brother or sister this over a text, I just dont understand. Although maybe they were so overcome that they were not able to call. But still!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 416 ✭✭oRlyYaRly


    Maybe they were texting a friend, not an actual relative? When I'm talking about my parents to my friends I always just say "Mammy" or "Daddy" as opposed to "My mammy/daddy".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭abetarrush


    I got one on saturday night sayin "Jervis"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 565 ✭✭✭free2fly


    I got one a few weeks back asking me if I could still walk after last night! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    ThrownAway wrote:
    I once got random messages from 5 different numbers all in one day. It was obviously the same fucked up person but what I'd like to know is how they have 5 different numbers :eek: Nothings that coincidental like :D
    That was probably not really coincidence, someone that knows you could have written your number somewhere like a public toilet for a laugh, happened to me once, got like 10 calls that day!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭me and the biz


    Every weekend I get a message for 'Antonio' from some promoter in Spirit about their nights. Definitely didn't sign up to any service or whatnot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Every weekend I get a message for 'Antonio' from some promoter in Spirit about their nights. Definitely didn't sign up to any service or whatnot.
    These people generally approach you when you're very drunk and 'get permission'. See the sticky in Mobiles/PDA about dealing with SMS spam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭The Walsho


    I got one the other day "Do you want a pic of my pussy or not? Like you said you did but you won't send one of your dick"
    I swear to god that's not a lie!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭FranknFurter


    I remember getting one about a year ago saying

    "u said u would fone me, was I not gud last nite? u came didnt u?"......

    I swear, after I realised and stopped laughing I sent back "Couldnt bring myself to call u, found out today I have a STD! Im sorry"

    What I wouldnt have given to see his / her face!! :D

    B


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  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Got one from a girl looking to break off with her boyfriend. Couldn't help but text back letting on to be him. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 ✭✭oulu


    Why would you(they) text and not ring with something like that?:eek:
    other person might have been out playing golf


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,390 ✭✭✭Stench Blossoms


    My friend gets a message every couple of weeks from the same number. The person is talking about how he enjoyed the night before and that he'd like to do it again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Can't actually remember getting even one text for a wrong number... Maybe my number is a special anti-spam number o.O


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭skywalker


    I got one one time ripping into me for cheating on my gf (the text was from one of her friends) It was fairly abusive so I couldnt resist texting back saying she was a bitch and she deserved it. After that I got another one or two and I came clean.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭me and the biz


    Karoma wrote:
    These people generally approach you when you're very drunk and 'get permission'. See the sticky in Mobiles/PDA about dealing with SMS spam.


    I know I've seen em go around with their clipboards, but the three times I've been there I was sober so this didn't happen. That's why I can't figure out how they got my number. Thanks for the heads up I'll have a look in mobiles/PDA


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I remember getting one about a year ago saying

    "u said u would fone me, was I not gud last nite? u came didnt u?"......

    I swear, after I realised and stopped laughing I sent back "Couldnt bring myself to call u, found out today I have a STD! Im sorry"

    What I wouldnt have given to see his / her face!! :D

    B

    Hahaha, you sir are a legend!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle


    Zillah wrote:
    The text of the message cleary implies that the sender and the receiver have the same father, as if they were sisters or brothers.

    :rolleyes:

    No it doesn't...
    If siblings were informing each other that one of their parents had died, who in the fcuk would fo it via text?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭sinjin_smythe


    now now its only a text message (i say we solve this through fisty-cuffs)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Naked Lepper


    if you were really bored you could text random numbers off o2.ie or whatever with stuff like 'the body is still in the boot of my car, need 2 get rid of this money first though' etc and see if people write back hehe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    085 would be better...I have free texts :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I used to do that sometimes when I was REALLY bored. Got talking to some lovely people :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 406 ✭✭uncle ernie


    once got one from a random number sayin "sarah and i just got engaged!" so i texted back "thats funny bacause i just shagged her last night."

    turned out to be friend of mine from college who's number didnt show up for some reason


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Package


    I got one the other day "Do you want a pic of my pussy or not? Like you said you did but you won't send one of your dick"
    I swear to god that's not a lie!

    can i get that number off you?

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭lasair


    once got this text from a british lad saying "alright mate,dan havent heard from you in years".

    naturally i texted back sayin he had the wrong no, but he kept calling and texting....i blocked all his calls in the end...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    once got one from a random number sayin "sarah and i just got engaged!" so i texted back "thats funny bacause i just shagged her last night."

    Haha quite funny.
    I got this really digusting sorta dirty txt once(too explixit to write up here). I texted back saying they had wrong number and whoever it was said 'I know but I bet I made you horny and your up for it now'. What a freak!!Can u imagine if it was a youngkids fone!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    Could've been a text from a person to their friend, hence the "couple of hours ago" thing.

    But enough of my logic.
    his wang

    Rofl :D

    /edit: Dammit! I seem to have become blind to seeing other pages on a thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    oulu wrote:
    other person might have been out playing golf
    Ah the considerate mourner :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭FranchisePlayer


    I got one once where it said your the dad.Rang back and the woman was being serious.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭FranchisePlayer


    I got one once where it said your the dad.Rang back and the woman was being serious.:eek: I would hate to be in that lads shoes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 944 ✭✭✭NoDayBut2Day


    I would get a call from this one particular number and the guy insists that he's trying to call his friend... who supposedly has the same number as I do. Once he texted me to see if I had a myspace... I didn't respond.

    I still occasionally get a call from him.

    Kinda weird.


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