Laugh at yourself

imeddyhobbs

Im 30,on small wages,no girlfriend,get drunk in front of a computer:D

Follow suit people

DonkeyStyle \o/

I'm still in the denial stage, can't help ya.

imeddyhobbs

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

I'm still in the denial stage, can't help ya.

life's too fickle to be serious:D

Endasaurus

I'm 18 and I still like spiderman comic books and Sega games as much as I did when I was 10

Kastro

im 22 next month.. im seeing a finnish girl.. im a tattooist, ive the mentality of a 8year old.. i too love sega games, drawing stick men, i still wont let me ma cut me hair (granted i dont talk to her)... im on the dole.. which essentially is the same pay as a 20hr job i love my pc coz it dosent give me ****..

imeddyhobbs

Kastro wrote:

im 22 next month.. im seeing a finnish girl.. im a tattooist, ive the mentality of a 8year old.. i too love sega games, drawing stick men, i still wont let me ma cut me hair (granted i dont talk to her)... im on the dole.. which essentially is the same pay as a 20hr job i love my pc coz it dosent give me ****..

This man has balls and more than that..honesty.

Endasaurus

imeddyhobbs wrote:

ya never have to go too far to find a coward

Well I wouldn't go THAT far, Eddy Hobbes IS fairly laughable after all..

Anyone else got any admissions to steer things back on track??

imeddyhobbs

Endasaurus wrote:

Well I wouldn't go THAT far, Eddy Hobbes IS fairly laughable after all..

Anyone else got any admissions to steer things back on track??

who is Eddy Hobbes?im not Eddy Hobbes!im imeddyhobbs.Is this your first attempt at laughing at yourself kid?

Endasaurus

Nah, me and my mates are always taking the mickey out of ourselves


ehh... so to speak..

Trinity

I'm 31 and i play my sons sonic the hedgehog games when hes asleep cos i've loved him since i was 19

Ruu_Old

Nothing wrong with playing Sonic at any age, brill games and always will be.
I'm still in my pj's and have been all day. <o>

tman

I could do with trimming the auld muff:o

Karoma

Right. I cleaned this thread up quickly. I don't want to do it again.
The rules are simply:
- self-deprecation: good
- laughing at others: bad.

Good leads to an on-going thread (for better or for worse, I dunno.)
Bad leads to a ban.


AH'ers understand? Good. kthxbye.

Trinity

tman wrote:

I could do with trimming the auld muff:o

i always thought you were a dude

Dinxminx

I'm 19 I like to jump on beds and I don't drink tea or coffee (grown up drinks), I prefer my hot chocolate. I've never had a job, I don't hav any idea what to do with my life, and I love it! I still think the Pokemon Gameboy games are fun and I still pick mushrooms out of everything I eat. I can eat real coconut but not bounties or kimberleys or anything with little coconutty bits, I wear odd socks every day because I'm too lazy to find ones that match. And I love my pyjamas. And cookies. And I can't see myself changing any time soon!

cwynnes

Im 22, finished college last year and have had four jobs since march and im lookin to leave the one im in now ....im the best employee in the world...hire me:):)

funk-you

i'm sitting butt naked right now in a dark room in london browsing boards while my beautiful girlfriend is naked in the next room and i'm just feeling too damn lazy to give her a seeing to.

I'm 24 and still dont eat vegetables.

I refer to a womans privates as her "hoo-hoo"

-Funk

pbsuxok1znja4r

I'm too insecure to even be able to laugh at myself :

bug

When I feel cold I wear a housecoat upside down.
legs in arms and button it up to my waist.
When I cant find a hair band I put a pair of knickers (clean!) in my hair to tie it back and have forgotton and walked out in public wearing same.
I wont look into mirrors when its dark.
I have a current obbsession with buying from viking direct, purely because they do next day delivery...and have bought some awful ****e I dont need.

tman

Trinity1 wrote:

i always thought you were a dude

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muff
(the first definition... number 7 is also good though)

afatbollix

i keep on desideing to wear my dressing gown out... whos says you cant wear them when going to the shop to buy fags or down to the pub for a night out...

So Glad

I haven't left my house in about 2 weeks and have gone entirely nocturnal. I get drunk more than I should at my pc (I'm drinking at the moment) because I can't afford or don't want to go out. My social life consists of my family and cats. And as for girlfriends...don't metion the war. The only thing I have ever given a good fingering is my guitar.

Karl Hungus

I've got a half-stack and haven't even played live yet.

Of course, I do intend to use it live eventually.

MonkeyWrench

For the last 2 weeks i've been spending most of my day at work on boards. When I arrive home after work I sleep for an hour after my stressful day at work!

Sometimes when I am in the company toilet I laugh at my own farts outload in the cubicle and compare and rate other peoples bowel movements out of 10.:p

joe_chicken

bug wrote:

I wont look into mirrors when its dark...

Sounds like someone watched Candyman at an impressionable age!

hmmm... me.... bad things???....

I spose along the same lines as earlier posters:
- I LOVE video games. Sometimes more than life itself (although I pretty much suck at all of them)
- I don't really drink grown up drinks (read tea or coffee), I tried to take coffee up last week as i was feeling kinda tired. I had one cup and was jumping around the place shouting and everyone was staring at me as they guzzled their 3rd or fourth cup (actually I tell a lie, I think I only had half a cup).
- I'm still afraid of getting ID'd in off licenses even though I'm 25

Jack B. Badd

I'm 22, ginger, I'm waiting expectantly by the letter box for the postie to deliver the pile of graphic novels I ordered last week, I'm far too excited that I'm going to be getting my first ever piercing this weekend, I can't go out for a pint without mentioning Star Trek or Babylon 5 at least once, I keep finishing my mates sentences for her, most of my socialising is done on boards, I'm currently googling a decent version of Metroid for my pc...oh, and I'm a chick Roffle.

Dun laoire

I shaved my pubes the other day to give myself an extra well needed inch

Lurk

I've been on Boards just a few weeks and people have already called me:
"stupid"
"ignorant"
"narrow-minded"
"hard-of-thinking"
"unable to comprehend sarcasm."
(they're only the ones I remember)

I'd like to think it's more a reflection on them than on me, but actually I'm inclined to agree with them

Archeron

I havent worn matching socks in about four years.
I have a chivers jelly in my kitchen cabinet thats over 11 years out of date.
I have dark brown hair, but if I grew a beard, it would be bright red.
I can (and do) make really convincing fart noises with my right ear.

Sleepy

I'm 26 and have never held down a relationship for more than a year
I've been working for 3 1/2 years earn a good salary and still have college debts because I never learnt to control my money
Top Gun is still one of my favourite movies
I consider myself a music snob yet there'll be at least one crap pop song a year than I'll secretly love
I'm the world's most flamboyantly awful dancer.

Good thing I don't take myself too seriously I guess!

marius

Im 29 and still have no idea what I want to do with my life (although its becoming a little clearer these days)
I love reading fantasy books - and have read Lord of the Rings about 8 times.
I never wear matching socks.
I never clean shave because I think I look like a 13 year old when I do.
I secretley think im good looking but pretend I dont:D
I have a beautiful gf and still watch porn.

layke

I'm 25, living at home. My gf keeps pressuring me to move out with her which I really don't want to do because it will take up all of my 'me time'. My mumsie still does my washing, and cooks my dinner. My nose hair and down below are in desperate need of a trim.

Faith

I panic every time I pass through metal detectors or those security stands in shops, in case they go off.
I'm 19 and my longest relationship to date has been 3 months.
I'm the only one of my friends to never have been in a serious relationship.
I constantly compare myself to others.
I have absolutely no willpower yet, curiously, I can smoke all I want and never actually get a craving for a cigarette, leading me to believe I've never formed an addiction to nicotine.

Lurk

I think I'm definitely going to win the iPod Nano in the mental health quiz above, even though i got most of the answers wrong.

Sam Vimes

bug wrote:

I wont look into mirrors when its dark.

what would be the point

bug

Commander Vimes wrote:

what would be the point

there wouldn't be a point
But you do happen upon mirrors in various twillight states.
Ie at four am on way to jax...

Piste

I'm secretly straight.


At night when it's dark and I use the toilet I have to run upstairs before it stops flushing or else bears will rape me.

Aisling(",)

I'm 15.
i cant bring myself to throw out my toys.
i get drunk on very little
i keep thinknig theres murders hidg in my room when its dark when ever i watch a scary film on my own.

Mushy

Well today was my 18th and I was in school, so instead of the usual birthday beatings, the lads tied me to a table with masking tape in the 6th year comon room, lifted me outside to the middle of the yard and just left me there. It was hilarious but being the beast i am, i easily broke out and walked around with about a full roll of masking tape all over me. The principal didnt really know what to say to anyone except,"your the 6th years, your supposed to be setting examples" all with many stutters in it. People had to fight back the tears tho

ThrownAway

I sleep in oversized men's t-shirts coz I don't like sleeping clothes.
I've just started college last monday and have missed all but 4 of my lectures.
I'm living in the 80s....oh and how I envy the people who got to be teenagers in the 80s...

Karoma

*sigh*
This is not about funny situations you found yourself in, or feel sorry for yourself, or cat-rape - it's about laughing at yourself. Difficult concept to grasp? Stay on topic or don't post.

Rb

Mushy wrote:

The principal didnt really know what to say to anyone except,"your the 6th years, your supposed to be setting examples"

You're also supposed to be learning basic grammar in English class.


On topic:

I'm 20, I had to repeat 11 college exams in August 'cause I made such a mess of last year, I passed 8 but am stuck repeating 2nd year. I live at home with my parents and have been unemployed since June with my only source of income being charging ridiculous prices for household chores. I tell myself every day I'm going to apply for some jobs but never do and let my situation grow ever worse and even though I've some money coming in, I never bother paying off the debt I'm in and then panic when the end of the month comes and my credit card has to be paid.
Oh well, ya just gotta laugh it off I suppose!

haunted-room

I have vomit phobia, and at some point almost everyday, I panic thinking im gonna be sick
im 23 and still get shy around some girls
have never asked a girl out.
im in college doing something I know I wont end up doing in the future.
Ive never had a proper job
Recently watched edward scissor hands and I could feel a lump in my throat and my eyes were welling up
I think im becoming addicted to porn!

Dear lord....I suck:D