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Spontaneous Combustion

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  • 30-09-2006 12:46am
    #1
    johnny_ultimate
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    If someone (i.e. random person you have never met / seen / made love with before) spontaneously combusted beside you, how would you react?
    Bemusement? Amusement? Confusement? Any other fictional words you care to create? All of the above?


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    Jules
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    one word..... IDIOT!

    is there a convention in town or something...they are everywhere!!!!


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    Lust4Life
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    PT Barnum must be dropping them off by the truck loads!


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    Matt Holck
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    keep walking


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    DarthWraak
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    First I would remove all organs such as heart, liver, pancreas, intestines and the other filthy goo of the human body from my face, and walk on


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    theTinker
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    I think johnny_ultimat is the best in the world.


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    Matt Holck
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    I'd try to put them out

    and stay until the mater had some closure


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    Sofaspud
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    Dozens of people spontanaeously combust each year, it's just not widely reported.


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    It's just drunk smokers falling asleep in armchairs. Their clothes act as a wick for subcutaneous fat. More of a human candle than spontaneous.

    "Daddy, gradma's going out again"
    "well pour some more petrol on her then"


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    challengemaster
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    i'd laugh


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    sonic juice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    maybe they were never there in the 1st place and then KWApquoia in the brain-what was that?:confused:


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    Black Swan
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    Run!


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    #13
    secret_squirrel
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    Use them to light a nice Cuban I've been saving for just such an occasion.


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    Pigman II
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    I think the best thing to do would be to let them burn. You could try saving them but that'd be no way to live. Perhaps you could speed things up by kicking them hard in the head.


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    Sangre
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    Lust4Life wrote:
    PT Barnum must be dropping them off by the truck loads!

    Go back to America, Mexico-toucher.


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    Hail 2 Da Chimp
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    I'd laugh and i'd laugh and i would laugh!


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    Jules
    Registered Users Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Sangre wrote:
    Go back to America, Mexico-toucher.


    hey sangre..... there is a cliff somewhere why dont you go throw yourself off it, hit the bottom and see if you bounce!


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    spacecoyote
    Registered Users Posts: 8,447 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    jules80 wrote:
    hey sangre..... there is a cliff somewhere why dont you go throw yourself off it, hit the bottom and see if you bounce!

    ooooooooooo-oooooooo

    /me, throws hands up infront of my face in mock-aghast expression/


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Is this related to wasting fosile fuel?


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