Zombie uprising in Galway

SimpleSam06

In the event of a zombie uprising/invasion in Galway, what would you do? Leg it to the Eyre Square centre and barricade yourself in with BFSG? Loot the nearest Lidl? Run in terror as knacker dwarf and his grizzly fangs loom? Head to the spanish arch with bucky and a chainsaw? Could you even tell warty nora from the shambling flesh eaters? For a few tips and pointers, here is the zombie survival guide, and the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency...

Kazooie

According to today's mirror there shall be similar shenanigans in Killinaskully shortly. So i'll watch that and see how they react. Or perhaps bring a cd player, wack on michael jacksons Thriller and the zombies should start dancin instead of eating brains.

danniemcq

dannie confused

stevecrow74

i'd run out to renmore barracks... load up a truck.... climb to a high point in town and check out my sniper abilities

Karl Hungus

SimpleSam06 wrote:

Run in terror as knacker dwarf and his grizzly fangs loom?

I think they made a film of that: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0344843/

stevecrow74

oh no... it has started

jacket/potato

bound to happen.........?

Redhairedguy

I have just finished murdering my wife and children in terror. Only now have I realised this is a farcical thread.

Gosh, don't I feel like a loon?

Vorak

I think i would take my old mans car and plough the dead neighbours. I think id also steal a shotty from Duffys and have some fun.

Redhairedguy

I'd head into Subcity, load up on swords and stuff, legger upstairs to the locksmiths and sharpen those babies to razor finish. Then I'd run down shop street hacking and stabbing. Stop at McDonalds, thrash the place and then continue running, down Quay Street with a massive broadsword strapped to my back, pass over the bridge at the Sparch and make for the fire station, where all assortments of protective gear and fire axes await me!

The I'd drive around in the fire truck as fast as I wanted, smashing into things and running over children, GTA style!

the-furbo

I think i would run to subway on shot street and stock up on italian BMTs'(who knows when I might get another chance) and then leg it to the cathedral....oh no wait you can excorcise zombies or can you???Well I'd probably wait there and hope for the best!

mike o

grab my dads crowbar and start a swinging
then leg it as far away from the city as i can

Redhairedguy

mike o wrote:

grab my dads crowbar and start a swinging
then leg it as far away from the city as i can

Listen for the sirens of the fire engine, come towards me! With any luck I won't kill ya, and then you can drive the fire truck too!

VRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMM!

Fracture

Id steal the red ferrari, grab a few of the lads and try and get hold of some shotguns, a few petrol bombs and have some fun, soon after id barricade myself and the only surviving ladies in an off-licence.

4zn76tysfajdxp

I'd play dead.

Redhairedguy

Zachariah Young Cup wrote:

I'd play dead.

Tsk! Always the easy way out! Tut tut!