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The Ginger Conspiracy

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  • 28-09-2006 2:35am
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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭


    Tonight, out of the goodness of my heart and in the spirit of fostering good relations within the gaming community, I invited a small group of newbies back to my house for some beer, Amazing Screw-on Head, and the Spongebob Squarepants movie. All went well until 15 minutes into Screw-on Head, when the red-headed kid knocked a bottle of beer (he took the rarest one I had in the fridge, I might add, it'll take a trip to Spain to find another one...) and spilled a little on the carpet. I warned him to be careful and we watched on.

    Not 5 minutes later the same bottle was more fully spilled over my coffee table. AND some of my most prized RPG books, one of which is out of print. This annoyed me. Then he said I looked like a Satanist. Students these days seem incapable of digging UP.

    After Screw-on Head, I bade them leave. La tete rouge took the bottle-cap with him. The sitting room smells of malt, and my table and books are sticky.

    In a hot-headed blind kneejerk reaction*, I have come to the conclusion that he planned this all along, and that all people with naturally red hair are inherently untrustworthy and worthy of suspicion. There is clearly a conspiracy of global proportions rearing its ugly, auburn head, and we must meet it with force and hair-dye.

    Post here with how YOU have been betrayed by the Communist-scalped fraternity, and LET THE WORLD KNOW!



    *The best KIND of reaction, as everyone should know


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    cardshark202
    Registered Users Posts: 5,434 ✭✭✭cardshark202


    Reports post for offensiveness to 'red-heads'.


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    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Haha your in TCN now DAYWALKER, your momma cant help you here!!!!


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    spacecoyote
    Registered Users Posts: 8,447 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    i once snogged a chick who it turned out was a natural ginger with died hair. Shortly afterwards i noticed a few little ginger hairs sprouting amonst my once sexy goatee...coincidence??? methinks not:eek:


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    layke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    Judas was a ginger.


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    #6
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Judas? That settles it then.

    I blame the sea.


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    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    cardshark202 wrote:
    Reports post for offensiveness to 'red-heads'.

    roffle! Almost wet myself :D And I'm a Daywalker myself!
    But yeah, us red-heads are all evil. The males more so...or maybe not.


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    #8
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Look at my sig. The ultimate evil little red head.

    Mirror universe Bosco!!


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    #9
    layke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    1044169196_chucky.jpg


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I sware the one lectured me on shakespear was a ginger


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