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Lovely phrases

Sillyaspie · 2006-09-26 23:33:09

What phrases have you made up? My mother when she checks her phone to see if she has any messages says: "Who loves me"

26-09-2006 11:33pm

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What phrases have you made up?

My mother when she checks her phone to see if she has any messages says:
"Who loves me"

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#2 26-09-2006 11:34pm

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I made up "All your base are belong to us" and "wazzaaap"... and I'm pretty sure I said "I pitty da fool" before mister T.

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#3 26-09-2006 11:55pm

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DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

I made up "All your base are belong to us"

Did somebody set you up the bomb?

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#4 27-09-2006 12:00am

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off topic, gents.

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#5 27-09-2006 12:36am

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you didn't make up any phrases either sillyaspie

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#6 27-09-2006 12:38am

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penismiaow wrote:

you didn't make up any phrases either sillyaspie

come again?

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#7 27-09-2006 12:40am

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"You're as thick as $h!te and twice as ugly"

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#8 27-09-2006 12:45am

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He who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger.

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#9 27-09-2006 12:47am

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Ha Ha I like it.

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#10 27-09-2006 12:49am

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Pighead wrote:

He who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger.

*Post Edited !!!

As requested by Pighead

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#11 27-09-2006 12:56am

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BreadBoard wrote:

I'd never bet with an itchy bum.

Breadboard edit your post now please and change bet to bed. Pighead realises your new around here but its an offense to make a yearling poster look stupid. Thanks.

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#12 27-09-2006 12:59am

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He's right you know.

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#13 27-09-2006 1:03am

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....lets not turn rape into murder......:eek:

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#14 27-09-2006 1:05am

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Pighead wrote:

Breadboard edit your post now please and change bet to bed. Pighead realises your new around here but its an offense to make a yearling poster look stupid. Thanks.

I understand your point and I know you ment bed, but I just taught I'd make a little joke of your mis-spelling.

Everyone knows you're not stupid.

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#15 27-09-2006 1:09am

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BreadBoard wrote:

I understand your point and I know you ment bed, but I just taught I'd make a little joke of your mis-spelling.

Everyone knows you're not stupid.

That may be so BreadBoard but as a yearling who has over 12 months superiority over you the rules state that I am well within my rights to ask you to edit your post. Just change bet to bed and we can all sleep soundly tonight. Cheers.

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#16 27-09-2006 1:11am

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he's right you know,

/sucks pigheads scrotum

(sorry son)

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#17 27-09-2006 1:14am

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Pighead wrote:

That may be so BreadBoard but as a yearling who has over 12 months superiority over you the rules state that I am well within my rights to ask you to edit your post. Just change bet to bed and we can all sleep soundly tonight. Cheers.

Oh sorry Pighead. Have you a link to this "12 months superiority over you rule"?

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#18 27-09-2006 1:20am

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BreadBoard wrote:

Oh sorry Pighead. Have you a link to this "12 months superiority over you rule"?

You know what BreadBoard how about we just forget it. Pighead asked you nicely (twice) to edit your post, and still nothing. Don't like doing this but I've just reported you. Don't hate me. Your ban will only last 2 days.

Back on topic. Pighead loves the phrase-
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God

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#19 27-09-2006 1:24am

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Pighead wrote:

You know what BreadBoard how about we just forget it. Pighead asked you nicely (twice) to edit your post, and still nothing. Don't like doing this but I've just reported you. Don't hate me. Your ban will only last 2 days.

I don't hate you Pighead

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#20 27-09-2006 1:26am

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I hope the hairs on your hole turn to drumsticks
and bate the bolix outta ye.:)

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#21 27-09-2006 3:27am

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happiness is a decision:rolleyes:

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#22 27-09-2006 4:56am

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Dont interupt me when im trying to ignore you...

said in a txt to my ex when on the bus back up to dublin,
she started a fight.. said things.. horrible things.. hence shes the ex,
still me and the lads pissed ourselves when i sent it to her.

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#23 27-09-2006 5:14pm

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Sillyaspie wrote:

come again?

your phrase was something your mother made up. anyway, on topic, anything that rhymes with "mad" in front of "out of it", like "glad out of it", etc. pretty good when appropriate

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#24 27-09-2006 5:33pm

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What phrases have you made up?

From what I've waded through to this point: none have been made up... *sigh*

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#25 27-09-2006 6:01pm

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You walked down the ugly mine and the ugly mine collapsed on top of you...

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#26 27-09-2006 6:03pm

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I probably didn't make this up but use so often I could have:
"It seemed like a good idea at the time..."

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#27 27-09-2006 6:13pm

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Total crapfork.

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#28 27-09-2006 6:17pm

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nutflaps.
cunthooks.

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#29 27-09-2006 6:23pm

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Karoma wrote:

What phrases have you made up?

From what I've waded through to this point: none have been made up... *sigh*

Well if you're not happy with the contributions thus far, why don't you stop sighing and start supplying.

The bit in bold is a phrase Pighead just made up lest you accuse me of going off topic.

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#30 27-09-2006 6:27pm

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I was trying to bring the thread back on topic. Something which even the O.P. has so far failed to do.

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#31 27-09-2006 6:46pm

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Heard this from my sister - dunno if she made it up though?

'Love ya lots like vodka shots'

we like to make up words, not phrases. My friends latest contribution to our dicitionary is LESGETARIAN - meaning a lesbian who is also a vegetarian - namely our friend Emma.

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#32 27-09-2006 7:01pm

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#33 27-09-2006 7:17pm

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Trinity1 wrote:

Heard this from my sister - dunno if she made it up though?

'Love ya lots like vodka shots'

we like to make up words, not phrases. My friends latest contribution to our dicitionary is LESGETARIAN - meaning a lesbian who is also a vegetarian - namely our friend Emma.

eh.... Vagitarian works a little better tbh:p

Anyways... for me, it'd have to be "Lamb chop", i'm trying to cut down my usage of it at the moment though... I almost said "Thanks, Lamb Chop" to the checkout girl in a shop the other day

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#34 27-09-2006 7:20pm

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#35 27-09-2006 7:22pm

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Well I've two friends who I've renamed "Testicle Ferret" and "The Patron Saint of Sexually Transmitted Diseases", other than that I use the words "general jizz-jazz", "mate" and "malarkey" far too much

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#36 27-09-2006 7:23pm

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tman wrote:

eh.... Vagitarian works a little better tbh:p

Anyways... for me, it'd have to be "Lamb chop", i'm trying to cut down my usage of it at the moment though... I almost said "Thanks, Lamb Chop" to the checkout girl in a shop the other day

Hmmmm - not bad, not bad at all.:D

I call my son lamb chop all the time, dunno where i heard it but i dont work in a shop :rolleyes:

Are these supposed to be original or ones we use regularly?

I call my diary 'Memoirs of a gee-bag' but i think i made that up myself LOL

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#38 27-09-2006 8:22pm

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Sillyaspie wrote:

What phrases have you made up?

My mother when she checks her phone to see if she has any messages says:
"Who loves me"

That's cute! Know of a friend's Mom who calls texting "fingering":eek:

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#39 27-09-2006 9:25pm

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Just another person who suffers from constipation of the brain and diarrhoea
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"We'll see." and "No." and "Yes." and "Maybe."
I invented these.

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#42 28-09-2006 12:09am

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Cant remember where I heard this but i randomly say " I would kill every one in this room for a pint of guinness" at innappropriate times.

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I'm a fan of "D'ya know what i mean jellybean!"
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im sure im not the first to use it, but i dont know anyone else that does, but 'cóckknob' is a firm favourite.

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by the time I'm through with her she'll have a face like a painters radio...........

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magick wrote:

....lets not turn rape into murder......:eek:

.....:eek:

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