Which nationality would you like to be?

Pigman II

If by some bizarre twist of fate were to wake up tomorrow and be a citizen/denizen of another country (other than the one(s) you currently are) which one would you like it to be (and which ones would rather it hadn't been)?

Me personally I'd like
Germany or England

and would dislike it to be
USA or Northern Ireland.

dangerman

Polish.

Femelade

hmmm...italian...

Goldfinger

Scottish.
.....Next best thing,really, isn't it?

cork-langer

Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia

abetarrush

Uzbeckistanish!!!

Rb

Either French or Italian.

The ones I wouldn't like are - English, Romanian and any other eastern undeveloped countries.

Scraggs

Japanese or French because they exude effortless cool and are so very stylish.

whiskeyman

Icelandic.
Those people are just too cool.

Rhyme

French, definitely. Love the country and spending more time there would be an upswing.

Ruu_Old

whiskeyman wrote:

Icelandic.
Those people are just too cool.

Your coat is in the corner there.

French, though it would take me a while to learn the laugh.
Haw, haw, haw, nearly had it there.

Bob the Builder

Italian...maybe, spanish.... The italians have such a calm way of doing things, and I like everything about their culture and someday I would hope to be in the mafia
i'd hate to be UK-ish or French, or anywhere in the mislle east
...and I would prefer to remain catholic no matter what, its such a loose religion compared to jewish,hinduism... and be in the mafia as well...;)

Tar.Aldarion

I would like to be from France, Finland, Canada or Japan.
Maybe Italian.

Love2love

Another Frenchie..... but maybe I'm bias because my bf is French.

Would hate to be African, could not live there. The spiders there are the size of houses!

spudington16

Kazahkstani! Gotta love Borat!

smk135

after living in france for 7 years and meeting a lot of different nationalities, i have to say that when you travel there is nothing like the welcome you get when you say you are Irish.

but if i couldnt be irish id say colombian or some latino nationality as people always think i am latino anyway. WOuld be easier than having to show my passport every time to prove that im irish.

xebec

Brazilian, but living in Europe! They've got so much going for them and women love them!

KTRIC

spudington16 wrote:

Kazahkstani! Gotta love Borat!

Yep, would have to go for Kazahktani too, failing that German.

FlutterinBantam

Zimbabwean.. I'd be able to lie in the shade and pull my plum all day

Duff

Italian

johnny_ultimate

Japanese because they have the most unique and interesting culture ever. Also I wouldnt have to learn Japanese lousy complicated language.

Plug

Anywhere bar england, surprise:rolleyes:
Though we might as well be polish!

monkeyfudge

New Caledonian please... it's supposed to be very nice there.

JaysusMacfeck

I wouldn't give up my Irish nationality for anything but I wouldn't mind being Brazlian or Spanish.

icklekinkykat

russian ha ha they sound so aggressive the whole time

byte

German or Japanese.

last_orders

definitly jamacian

netwhizkid

Will i get booed for being the first to say American?? I have visited it loads of times and love the place, the whole place and people I just love it especially New York, rural America is nice too, I for one would love to be an American Citizen.

Angus MacGyver

Faroe islands, I might have had a chance to play in croke park!

SpAcEd OuT

Brazilian

because the women are beautiful and they actually have a good football team

L31mr0d

Canadian ftw (not those french canadians mind). I've finally realised why I love the country, theres a lot to be said for having a nationality that isn't tarnished with some bad cultural trait... due to their lack of culture . Its like getting a clean slate when you're there nobody assumes any characteristics off you and vice versa.

If not them, American There has to be something said about being a citizen of the most powerful and influential country on the planet, no matter how much the rest of the world resents this fact.

Nightwish

Finnish, they have great music, cool language and incredibly sexy men.

Karl Hungus

Most obviously Japanese, but that's not to say I don't like being Irish, even if the Irish music industry does make me want to hide my head in shame.

shane86

last_orders wrote:

definitly jamacian

lol, I second that

For me, probably

Dutch, cos theyre the West Europeans that are culturally most like the Irish

Polish/ex Soviet etc- because I could come here, stockpile my money, go back home and live like a king

Australia- the women are beautiful, and the whole place is just mad bastard central



Wouldnt fancy being Spanish, Chinese or any other country where irresponsible drinking is culturally frowned upon. Having said the above, the weather is ****e, the football team is ****e, theres alot of pretentious bastards amongst us but still, cant bate being Irish

CerebralCortex

Japanese because Japan is cool in every way.

smk135

netwhizkid wrote:

Will i get booed for being the first to say American?? I have visited it loads of times and love the place, the whole place and people I just love it especially New York, rural America is nice too, I for one would love to be an American Citizen.

BOOOOOOOO.

Ruu_Old

netwhizkid wrote:

Will i get booed for being the first to say American?? I have visited it loads of times and love the place, the whole place and people I just love it especially New York, rural America is nice too, I for one would love to be an American Citizen.

Go home yankee, boo hiss *personal abuse* *remarks about fat Americans*, etc.:)

Bodhidharma

I'd be Chinese or Japanese but only if i could travel back in time and be a monk or samurai respectively.

If time travel wasn't an option i'd be Japanese, Spanish or Dutch.

I'd hate to be American or Australian.

Vorsprung

Australian for me!

I'd able to surf well, and I wouldn't be pasty white. And Irish girls would swoon at my accent!!

Reganio 2

netwhizkid wrote:

Will i get booed for being the first to say American?? I have visited it loads of times and love the place, the whole place and people I just love it especially New York, rural America is nice too, I for one would love to be an American Citizen.

Yes BOOOOOO go home Yank learn to play Golf.:D

MsMolko

Russian, definitely. Their history is amazing and the language is gorgeous.

DublinWriter

nevf wrote:

...and I would prefer to remain catholic no matter what, its such a loose religion compared to jewish,hinduism... and be in the mafia as well...;)

Breaking news for ya bud...the sixth commandment is thou shalt not kill.

You say loose….I say hypocritical, Mr. Soprano.

I happily renounced my Catholicism aged 12 after I coined it in on my Confirmation day.

snapjiggyfluff

Love to be Russian as well, pretty cool country and the woman are HOT!!!

Sir Oxman

Nippon or Italia FTW.

Duras

Iraqi, no doubt.

iFight

Aussie Aussie Aussie

Car Mad

Jamican man coz they iz so cool

emeraldstar

American...specifically a New Yorker. Love the place.
French
Spaniards are HOTTT so it wouldn't be bad to be one of them either
English

Wouldn't like to be German, Welsh, Scottish

stepbar

Nobody has it as good as we do so i'm happy being Irish. But..... if I had to make the choice it def would be an aussie

Dooom

I've awalys wetnad to be Risasun. I maen you aotmualtciy qialfuy for Hrad As Nilas B*stard stutas, are iumnme to clod and acalhols etecffs bar Vkdoa, can wleid any wpaoen wtih lhetal pfoncieifncy, hvae no (vibslie) eoitnms and get to say "you hvae a vrey ncie hsuoe" wtih it sdouing lkie you are aubot to kill the posren bcesaue he was sienlpeg wtih yuor wfie wlihe you wree aawy wkrinog taht wrohe was sriencwg PILIHP. Binrg it on, Plhiip. Birng it on.*


*Anyone who can successfully and correctly make this into normal english shall receive a mystery prize.

MrJoeSoap

Canadian eh?!