Need a Limerick!

tosh_thedude

I need a limerick for a T-shirt Design I'm doing for my sisters Hen night, Saturday, SO I gotta make it today. What I need is a Limerick to go with the embarrassing photo I have of her first communion, she's in a white wedding type dress (early 80's) so something funny to match with that.
Oh, her name's Karen, and her fellas from cork. And they both like Penguins. God I hope she doesn't use boards!

Here's what I came up with so far.

"On Her first communion at seven,
Karen had dreamt of a wedding from heaven,
A Cork Boy she'd bestrode, (or Bestow)
Like King Penguins in Snow,
They would mate, oh no matter the weather"

Its crap isn't it.... HELP!

Oh and sorry if this is posted in the Humor section... But I thought some funny Limericks would continue on this thread... or it gets deleted.

biko

There was a girleen called Karen
Who suddenly decided to marry
Her love is from Cork
And use the correct knife and fork
So no longer she will be a maiden


Err kinda bad but hey

Paladin

On her communion she looked like a dork,
And she felt that she was just pork
She needs to get cool,
So a man she can rule,
What she needs is a langer from Cork?

Im not saying its not lame, but it is in fact lame. Im going getting food...