Johnnies B Good ?

Mexicola

Have you ever noticed how condoms completely ruin a good shag? I have yet to find a good way of distracting the lady as to afford me a few seconds to slide on captain rubberneck. It does my head in. They completely ruin the spontaneity of the whole thing... Better I suppose than the possibility of a scabby nob. :rolleyes:

Anyone got any funny stories regarding these dreaded devices, or maybe some good tactics for dressing the sausage? I once put one on my head... (no pun intended)...

Nunu

No, they don't ruin it for me. But, anyway, why not get her to put it on, using her mouth. It's easily done and adds to the experience instead of being a nuisance.

Sgt. Politeness

Mexicola wrote:

Have you ever noticed how condoms completely ruin a good shag?

yeah. and while were at it whats the deal with airline food?

gucci

i get it, i get it, you thought of a "funny name" for the thread and tried to fit the subject around it?

constitutionus

clearly a lad who doesnt know the joys of getting the woman to do it for you.:D its fun man and the girls love it, its not like they have an excuse to legitamatly mess around there that often.(plus it helps when your too pissed to do it yourself!)

Maximilian

You can pick up taxi cab radio signals with the coil.

Mexicola

gucci wrote:

i get it, i get it, you thought of a "funny name" for the thread and tried to fit the subject around it?

Well spotted Brains!
But no - the thread came first. Do you serious think I would call it 'Condoms Suck'... hmmm ... feck... that just might have worked!!

constitutionus wrote:

clearly a lad who doesnt know the joys of getting the woman to do it for you

Unfortunately...yes! :rolleyes: I've always been stuck with DIY for some reason.

punky

Not overly fond of them but I've mastered the beggars and can now get them on in a second or two.

One of the advantages of having a girlfriend is her being on the pill. Much better s3x without the ol' hoods.

panda100

punky wrote:

Not overly fond of them but I've mastered the beggars and can now get them on in a second or two.

One of the advantages of having a girlfriend is her being on the pill. Much better s3x without the ol' hoods.

You do know the pill only protects her against from getting pregnant right and you still have to use a condom even if she's on it. Unless you want to get a whole host of sti's

Autobot Killa

im just gonna get a vesectemy.

Alter-Ego

panda100 wrote:

You do know the pill only protects her against from getting pregnant right and you still have to use a condom even if she's on it. Unless you want to get a whole host of sti's

I think he/she's saying your girlfriend is riddled with diseases.;)

The_Minister

Alter-Ego wrote:

I think he/she's saying your girlfriend is riddled with diseases.;)

She. And she's just jealous

shane86

constitutionus wrote:

clearly a lad who doesnt know the joys of getting the woman to do it for you.:D its fun man and the girls love it, its not like they have an excuse to legitamatly mess around there that often.(plus it helps when your too pissed to do it yourself!)

Oh come on, its about as much craic as your mam putting on your socks when your younger. Women dont have a clue.


About anything, sweeping generalisations aside

This reminds me of that scene from Dont be a Menace to South Cebtral

Dad "Did you use protection?"
Son "Yeah"
Dad "Damn boy why you doin that ****! Tha **** take away the mother****in feelin dogg!"

cork-langer

Hate them! they go all dry within seconds..

I have the benefit of being clean as is my gf, and she uses that magical pill.

Thank God for that magical pill!

greenkittie

Only useful if you are being a slut and sleeping around contracting diseases.

gucci

Mexicola wrote:

Well spotted Brains!
I would call it 'Condoms Suck'... hmmm ...
.

they do? well then who needs a girlfriend?!?

Nunu

Nunu wrote:

No, they don't ruin it for me. But, anyway, why not get her to put it on, using her mouth. It's easily done and adds to the experience instead of being a nuisance.

Agreed and Get over it!!!
Its for the of your health and mankind also:D

punky

panda100 wrote:

You do know the pill only protects her against from getting pregnant right and you still have to use a condom even if she's on it. Unless you want to get a whole host of sti's

I'd be a bit of a moron if I hadn't figured that out.
Not a problem if you know your partner's history and trust her completely.

whiskeyman

Mexicola wrote:

But no - the thread came first.

I hope it pulled out in time...



*badoom-tish*

1huge1

Sgt. Politeness wrote:

yeah. and while were at it whats the deal with airline food?

brilliant