A little light entertainment for poker forum, an amusing chat i had online

luckylucky

I thought the forum has gone a bit heavy lately and could do with a bit of light entertainment...


Here is a chat I had with a Danish tosspot on partypoker a few nights ago in which I take the p1ss outta him, not everyone will find it amusing but I hope it brings a smile to some faces. enjoy....


aliases have been altered...

tikkatosser: you dont understand english i c (nice greeting from him)
luckylucky: u calmed down since last time i seen u(he was ranting and raving about dumb Americans and how party was fixed by the curry munchers(his words not mine) and calling different people dumb@ss u know da usual stuff – I wasn’t actually involved except for telling him to relax)
tikkatosser: idiot
tikkatosser: why dont you accept a XXXXt f head
luckylucky: u talking 2 me
tikkatosser: XXXX off rat
luckylucky: lol
tikkatosser: why you laugh you fokken xxxxx
luckylucky: i thought u were a prat last time, now i know u r
luckylucky: 2nd dansk toss pot ive met in last few weeks (very similar guy ranting and raving a few week earlier)

somedanishbloke: looklike its a danish table
tikkatosser: gu have a cup of teaaaaa (he thinks I'm chinese )
tikkatosser: XXXXXXX
luckylucky: u guys brewing tosspots in denmark now instead of carlsberg?
luckylucky: soz other dansks(i spot there's 2 other danish guys on table and this is meant 4 tikka's benefit)
luckylucky: really just referring to tikka
luckylucky: seems to think being a d1ck is kewl
tikkatosser: whos the XXXX here/

tikkatosser is sitting out.
luckylucky: anyways chat off, i cant b bothered
I notice he is tting out and I can't resist having another pop at him
luckylucky: i notice he sits out
tikkatosser: asked nice if you could keep your infected @ss out a here
luckylucky: tikka, u being a chicken tikka massala now?
luckylucky: fight me viking!

Tikkatosser sits back in….
luckylucky: u should go home tikka, relax, have uself a tuborg
luckylucky: i transfer $5 to u tikka, u go and buy uself a tuborg
luckylucky: and have uself a joint or s.thng, might make u chill
tikkatosser: i chill fine when i dont see ur dumb face
tikkatosser: and ur infected @ss
luckylucky: lol, thats more like it

luckylucky: u funny guy
luckylucky: u so original
luckylucky: a dime a dozen is good american prhase 4 u
luckylucky: make lucky lucky laugh lots and lots
luckylucky: u really should log off now... lucky 2 ur right is not good 4 u
luckylucky: left even, i got that wong
luckylucky: i wait 4 cheap shot reply from u
luckylucky: i be nice 2 u though i go soon, lucky think tikka u miss me
luckylucky: tikka miss me yeah?

luckylucky: u have anger management course in viking land tikka?
tikkatosser: we have bag
tikkatosser: teabags and scumbags
flopKKK: put one on Lucky's head
luckylucky: lol
luckylucky: how did u get 2 be so funny
tikkatosser: moronschool
luckylucky: too much tuborg eh

luckylucky: c'mon tikka, u running out of insults
luckylucky: no fun
tikkatosser: u no fun
luckylucky: ah that's pretty lame
tikkatosser: only to look at
luckylucky: u can do no better than that?
luckylucky: yes u wight lucky butt ugly
luckylucky: but lucky thinks that should be no problem 4 u since ur mama is dansk pig farmer and she look quite like the piggies
jokerno1: lmao
tikkatosser: idiots paradise(referring to a beat he had rather than my comment)
jokerno1: u should talk
jokerno1: capping out preflop
jokerno1: lmao

tikkatosser: anytime
tikkatosser: just idiotic he winns

luckylucky: I offer tikka payment 4 anger management course
tikkatosser: but its this infected indysite(referring to the fact that partys owners are indian)
luckylucky: with money he give 2 lucky in poker

tikkatosser: unlike the others in the pot i had a hand
the main pot with a flush, ace high with ace kicker.

luckylucky: ur hand is 4 when u watch ur tikka porn no?


jokerno1: n trash (jokerno1 gets beaten in a hand loses with virtually no outs but misses that fact – he thought his 2nd set was ahead on flop which it wasnt)
jokerno1: this site is so fked
jokerno1: donk calls w nada & catches runrunr

jokerno1: elly i hope u know just hopw DUMB lucky u were fool
luckylucky: what r u talking about
luckylucky: she had 3 aces on flop
jokerno1: so far behid then miracle donk cards'

jokerno2: lol he had 3 aces on flop wtf did u have
luckylucky: u were drawing only to a 6
jokerno1: rofl



tikkatosser: you were leaving mr unbehage?
luckylucky: tikka massala, u wanna buy a wok?
luckylucky: i give u nice price
tikkatosser: about being an a-hole ?
luckylucky: u writing a book on that?
luckylucky: i might buy as u so so funny
luckylucky: how much un sell ur tikka book on being an a-hole 4?

tikkatosser: please you were leaving
luckylucky: u dont like 2 play lucky
luckylucky: i know this
tikkatosser: you dont play anyway
luckylucky: u r wight, i just get lucky
luckylucky: thats why they call me lucky lucky
tikkatosser: ok chat is off
luckylucky: cause i so lucky
luckylucky: lmfao

luckylucky: i really phreak u out don't i

luckylucky: u can't handle s.1 who can go beyond childish insults
luckylucky: all-in tikka ( I c him deliberating on ahand)

luckylucky: raise raise em all

luckylucky: unleash da viking blood lust

RoundTower

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054987327

luckylucky

RoundTower wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054987327

I take it this translates into we are not amused. I don't normally post here about my chats or p1sstakes online so don't worry won't b making a habit of it, just thought the board needed s.thng a bit more light hearted, obviously i was wong.

jtsuited

i'm probably gonna get banned for sayin this(what with the general temperature around here lately), but you really are not funny.

no offense meant.

The_Flyer

well I thought it was vewy vewy funny!:D

mewso

luckylucky wrote:

I take it this translates into we are not amused. I don't normally post here about my chats or p1sstakes online so don't worry won't b making a habit of it, just thought the board needed s.thng a bit more light hearted, obviously i was wong.

I would speculate the point was that maybe you should put this sort of thing in your blog? Anyway I found it mildly amusing but I'm going to take a risk here and say that even if saying "I seen" in china is common they probably would type "I saw". /me ducks to avoid backlash.

roryc

its not really funny, theres been plenty of funnier chats posted up here. Dont think theres any problem posting them up, just make sure there funny next time

Goodluck2me

roryc wrote:

its not really funny, theres been plenty of funnier chats posted up here. Dont think theres any problem posting them up, just make sure there funny next time

ditto

Bandana boy

goodluck2me wrote:

ditto

what he said

shoutman

I'd have to agree. But good effort though.... I suppose.

califano

Smurph needs to read it just so it doesnt become a landslide!.

Lafortezza

http://www.plusev.net/d/20060811.html

luckylucky

Seems this didn't go down well to put it mildy...Well I guess if I posted it I gotta take da flack so hands up.
Sorry for failing miserably to entertain - though i guess i got 1 person who found it funny so there's something.

It was funny to me at da time as I knew da guy was fuming da other side as his type always do... but guess it didn't translate well to here, oh well I'll stick to playing poker instead of poker comedy... though some of my play could be described as that anyway;)

Dub13

I like going to comedy clubs,this thread reminds me of when comedian's die a death on stage.I feel your pain man,but this experience will make you stronger and maybe a all round better person.

DocO

"cough cough . . . "




. . . cue tumbleweed.

hotspur

For some actual laughs I was very recently introduced to American political satirist Stephen Colbert who is really really good. He has a nightly show The Colbert Report on Comedy Central and there is loads of stuff on youtube , I recommend checking him out especially his "better know a district" section where he interviews a congressman or congresswoman (you can search youtube for "better know a district").

Goodluck2me

hotspur wrote:

For some actual laughs I was very recently introduced to American political satirist Stephen Colbert who is really really good. He has a nightly show The Colbert Report on Comedy Central and there is loads of stuff on youtube , I recommend checking him out especially his "better know a district" section where he interviews a congressman or congresswoman (you can search youtube for "better know a district").

eh....go on....?

nicnicnic

not going to win any comedy awards but ffs, I say let him live

Hectorjelly

pretty poor I thought, I really hate poor comedy, it really adds nothing to the world.

ianmc38

The only thing I laughed at was DocO cueing the tumbleweed.

Linford

luckylucky, do you play on ladbrokes with that alias?

There is a guy on ladbrokes with the alias "luckylucky" (home town is singapore I think), he plays limit poker and never stops talking/moaning/"educating".

smurph

rounders123 wrote:

Smurph needs to read it just so it doesnt become a landslide!.

Nah it wasn't that funny, but the Site does need a bit of humour though, alot of people lately seem to have gotten their kn*ckers in a twist.

luckylucky

Linford wrote:

luckylucky, do you play on ladbrokes with that alias?

There is a guy on ladbrokes with the alias "luckylucky" (home town is singapore I think), he plays limit poker and never stops talking/moaning/"educating".

I play on ladbrokes occasionally though not for a while but no not with that alias. And as for talking/moaning/educating I keep my chat in poker strictly to lame jokes.

Anyway afaik your home town in ladbrokes is your genuine location. I have played against u in the past a good while ago i.e. if ur alias is linford on ladbrokes.

Linford

luckylucky wrote:

I play on ladbrokes occasionally though not for a while but no not with that alias. And as for talking/moaning/educating I keep my chat in poker strictly to lame jokes.

Anyway afaik your home town in ladbrokes is your genuine location. I have played against u in the past a good while ago i.e. if ur alias is linford on ladbrokes.

Glad that's not you on ladbrokes. I think you are right about the home town - just the mention in your original post about guy thinking you were chinese got me thinking.

My alias on ladbrokes is Linford - only play there occassionally now.

AmarilloFats

LL,
Try entering the words "Rick James" and "Biitch" into your repertoire.
I think you'll find that works.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN7ub7y4Ynw