Mod me all you want...

Roper

... but the Hoff is MA, and SD, he kicks in this and all
http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/video.htm

crazy monkey

The best part od that "music video" is when he wears the "don't hassel the hoff" tee-shirt...
His songs are all about things :eek: ...if you know what I mean
Remember in BAYWATCH....a kid would be drowning and some busty lifeguard would be swimming in slow mo to save the kid and then it would arise like the crest of a wave a david hasselhoff song about a young kid drowning...that's all baywatch was a very long selection of david hasselhoff songs with busty half dressed beach babes in the video....go hoff...

But if a song about things is what you want you can't beat this.....
saga with song....introduced by Eric [best of the best] Roberts

this is where the hoff needs to get to musically, lyrically, spiritually, emotionally.....very closetous stuff.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1cs5YrNgjY

Enjoy and ciao

:cool:

crazy monkey

try this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_QPYGykg04

ciao

:cool:

Kent Brockman

I met David Hasselhoff once and said " hello Mr Hasselhoff!" .He replied "call me Hoff". I said "No hassel":D

*Some or all of the above may be untrue

Roper

Alledgedly true story about the Hoff. he slept with some aspiring actress (she did a tell all story afterwards) and as she was leaving, he says "hold on" and runs back into his gaf. He comes out with an autographed picture of himself and gives it to her. I bet she was bleedin chuffed with herself!!! I love that man. After hearing that story I started to sign pictures of myself and give them to my missus. She was less than delighted.

Boru.

Roper wrote:

Alledgedly true story about the Hoff. he slept with some aspiring actress (she did a tell all story afterwards) and as she was leaving, he says "hold on" and runs back into his gaf. He comes out with an autographed picture of himself and gives it to her. I bet she was bleedin chuffed with herself!!! I love that man. After hearing that story I started to sign pictures of myself and give them to my missus. She was less than delighted.

That's the funniest thing I've read in years!!!! I had tears rolling down my face at that!!!

Roper if you actually did that you are officially the coolest guy I know!:D

Sugar_Ray

Boru. wrote:

That's the funniest thing I've read in years!!!! I had tears rolling down my face at that!!!

Roper if you actually did that you are officially the coolest guy I know!:D

Steady on horse!!!!

SorGan

Roper wrote:

Alledgedly true story about the Hoff. he slept with some aspiring actress (she did a tell all story afterwards) and as she was leaving, he says "hold on" and runs back into his gaf. He comes out with an autographed picture of himself and gives it to her. I bet she was bleedin chuffed with herself!!! I love that man. After hearing that story I started to sign pictures of myself and give them to my missus. She was less than delighted.

crazy monkey

Hi all,

About 2 years the Hoff was in Germany probably promoting one of his albums or something - anyway he went off to the Berlin Museum to no doubt absord some culture and inspiration for his "music"...

But shock and awe soon struck the Hoff when horror of all horros there were no pictures of the Hoff-not even one you say I hear you gasp NOT EVEN ONE I repeat.

Not even one of him on ther Berlin Wall wearing a full length leather jacket with string coming down from the arms singing the great "I've been looking for freedom" [if anyone wants a copy of his greatest hits I have it just pm me], which for a short period was the German national anthem [post unification pre-arrival of Europop from the likes of Aqua and Blue].

The Hoff's response to this - Hey Buddy were are the pictures of me?Is there not a section dedicated to me?

The response to this was who are you mein herr?

I am the man who reunified Germany!!! - the Hoff replied.

True story.

Enjoy mein herr's and mein frauleins

ciao

:cool:

Roper

Yeah thats right, he attributes one of his songs as having a major effect on reunification! He wanted a plaque!!!

Um, at the risk of adding to my ever growing fan club, I actually did autograph some photos for my then girlfriend (now wife). Shes sort of used to stuff like that from me so I suppose I should count myself lucky she's still around...

Package

true,, the hoff is indeed, one of the funniest self centred people ever. his quotes in that "hoffs guise to life" manual made me wet myself....

"stay on good terms with your family,after all, one day you may need them to help run your fan club."

"not only am i witty and charming, but i can also speak a little Puerto Rican. this is important when you have as much international appeal as i do. Pipex may offer superfast and reliable 8mb broadband at an amzingly low price, but have they ever had a number 1 hit single in germany? "

"they're almost as good at the internet as i am at chest hair"

"of coarse, if you look like me, you never have any problem attracting the laydeez"

"girls whose names end in i - like Candi, Bambi and Cindi, are usually very friendly"

"if you have ageless appeal like i do, you can spend money willy nilly"

funny stuff,,, see some more funny hoff stuff here :-)

arybvtcw0eolkf

Roper wrote:

After hearing that story I started to sign pictures of myself and give them to my missus. She was less than delighted.

LOL, I'm going to surprise my otherhalf tonight with that!.

I'll even frame the damn thing

Roper

Oh you can't fail with a Hoff move Mairt! Steak dinners for you for a week afterwards.

RedRaven

Roper wrote:

... but the Hoff is MA, and SD, he kicks in this and all
http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com/video.htm

Apparentely he is a member of the U.C.D. TKD club!!

Jimkel

crazy monkey wrote:

this is where the hoff needs to get to musically, lyrically, spiritually, emotionally.....very closetous stuff.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1cs5YrNgjY

Enjoy and ciao

:cool:

LOL have you seen this one?? "Trapped in the Cupboard"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c84RpUXcPZk

Very Funny