The Death Psychic

Macker

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.

Sounds good to me

Ruu_Old

Sounds loverly.

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

That online pregnancy test says I'm pregnant also, so happy!

Chinafoot

You are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet.


I'm preganant too....a baby girl with PeeWee Herman

Metacortex

While in a parking lot, you accidentally get into a car which looks like yours, but isn't. Unfortunately, the car is rigged with a bomb, and you suffer an explosive death intended for someone else.


I bet that'll make the six one news.
I'll be famous.

Caco

Ruu wrote:

That online pregnancy test says I'm pregnant also, so happy!

Sounds fun! Got a link?

While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop

Nice

Ruu_Old

Here, saves having to go to the doctor and paying medical bills, even tells you who the father is!

Caco

Cheers Ruu! I'm preggers too ( :eek:) a bouncing baby boy!
I'm a bit worried though, Wacko Jacko's the father!

eamoss

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.

Just the way I wanted it :rolleyes:


No pregnancy detected :eek:

EDIT: did the pregmamcy test again and im preganant (its a girl btw) but how am I going to tell the father(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Caco

eamoss wrote:

No pregnancy detected :eek:

Sorry to hear it, keep trying though!

mathias

Here's mine !

Lovely !


As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are stripped and chained to the ground spread-eagle. Your torso is slit open with a razor blade, and you are covered with dozens of large rats, which proceed to feed their way into your body.

Ruu_Old

eamoss wrote:

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.

Just the way I wanted it :rolleyes:


No pregnancy detected :eek:

EDIT: did the pregmamcy test again and im preganant (its a girl btw) but how am I going to tell the father(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Ouch, that had to hurt.

bluto63

Hmmm. While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys.

Also, I'm gonna have a baby boy! With PeeWee Herman?

Rhyme

Beaten to death by people robbing my house... and the baby looks NOTHING like me.

Damn you Pee-Wee... damn you to Heck.

Ruu_Old

Bloody hell that Pee-Wee gets around.

Dirk Gently

While you're in bed with another woman, your wife comes home and catches you in the act. In a fit of rage, she stabs you to death violently with a pair of scissors.

I don't know what I'm more worried about, dying at the hands of my wife, or actually having a wife in the first place. I was planning on doing the whole living together thing but keeping my get out of jail free card by not getting married, in case things don't work out. I just hope in the interests of fairness she killed the other woman too, or better yet had a lesbian affair with my bit on the side. That would be cool.

Hawt lesbian psychopaths ftw



p.s. I hope I came before she killed me.

Eoin

While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine.

That actually sounds better than what Ruu's link said - Michael Jackson is giving me a baby. A ginger baby.

JungleBunny

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

:eek:

Rb

"A fat woman overhears you as you snicker and make fun of her with your friends. Intending only to embarrass you, she walks over and puts you into a headlock. She unwittingly breaks your neck, however, killing you instantly."

So I'm to die in a hot,sweaty,smelly armpit eh?ew

Caco

Ruu wrote:

Bloody hell that Pee-Wee gets around.

It seems he's also a fan of Adult theater! :eek:

last_orders

"You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking."

scary thing is that might be true

Feral Mutant

While on a scavenger hunt, you are the first one to find item number 5, an angry Coral snake. So I'm immortal as long as I stay in Ireland and avoid the snake house at the zoo. Unless global warming makes Ireland snake-habitable . . . I'm now an environmentalist. Save the Earth, Protect me from snakes and so on. Also I'm pregnant with Ralph Nader's child.

hairyfairy00

"You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk."
I always hated milk....and i'm also pregnant by the neighbours 18yr old son

BrenC

You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half.

abetarrush

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.


shwerrrrrrrrrrrrr

tintinr35

While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage

the Shades

"While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth."

Looks like I'm a modern day Abe Lincoln!

Dooom

"While in a parking lot, you accidentally get into a car which looks like yours, but isn't. Unfortunately, the car is rigged with a bomb, and you suffer an explosive death intended for someone else."

Funkeh.

Mossy Monk

After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue.

it could happen i guess

Cuddlesworth

While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.

Woo I die a rich man!

Blarney92

You die in your sleep from old age.





Old age eh- brilliant!!!!!

kev_s88

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

armour87

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

EVERYONE ELSE!

Pepe LeFrits

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

I hope the oxygen mask lowers beforehand!

eldeabroad

After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.

damn no public gore-filled death for me then...:mad:


...hang on the phone just rang....:eek:

Homer

While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.

truecrippler

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

Oh boy, I don't even get to receive my last meal. Damn!

Tigger

After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.


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