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  • 23-08-2006 4:59am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭


    Due to legal chicanary and a certain amount of lawyeristic flim flam the discussion of the stockprice of MCD ist verbotten.

    Discussions regarding Burger King are allowed as long as the Monteray Melt is not defamed.

    What of EXURBURANCE? 411 votes

    What?
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    I need to pee pee
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    i predict a riot
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    Tappy tippy TOE!
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    I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!111
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    ampCapt'n Midnighthonruairetam_stormJosephmeditraitorTar.AldarionSparkytSubh DeargANarcho-MunktolosencFarcearGenghiz CohenPogMoThoinkeynesianOmanalliekattminidazzlerFour-PercentKatCookie 21 votes
    Atari Jaguar - Emulated
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    Come ON, Eileen
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    Christ is our Lord and SAVIOUR! I WUB JEBUS!
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    The B-side wins again..
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    Business. Internet Serious.
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    Avert your eyes! It's getting ugly in here! :)
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Comments

  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    i could sure go for a wopper right about now.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Whoppa?
    Is it bad that I know all the burger king staff by name?
    Drive thru for the WIIIIN


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Insubstantial
    /me rapes ronald


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    I noticed recently that they make the staff wear T-Shirts that read "My boss is a clown"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Does this mean I can no longer be 'Kolodny, Destroyer of Big Macs'? I'm sorry but 'Destroyer of Chicken Tenders' just doesn't have quite the same ring to it :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭romperstomper


    i thought this is was supposed to be free speech? are we not on the internet here?
    as soon as someone reads something they don't like they send boards a letter and boards bans the topic. thats just great.

    what are you going to do when they ask you to close the site, bendover?

    shift the hosting and tell them to get f↓cked


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    bk_head-757379.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!111
    i thought this is was supposed to be free speech? are we not on the internet here?

    Your so right! Why arn't my first amendment internet rights being enforced!
    as soon as someone reads something they don't like they send boards a letter and boards bans the topic. thats just great.

    It is isn't it :D
    what are you going to do when they ask you to close the site, bendover?

    Why, did you drop something?
    shift the hosting and tell them to get f↓cked

    FIGHT DA POWER MY BROTHER! FIGHT ON! TILL THE BREAK OF DAWN!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Tappy tippy TOE!
    think he wants to give you a taste of his happy meal amp!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I need to pee pee
    jules80 wrote:
    think he wants to give you a taste of his happy meal amp!


    I think he's a couple of fries short of a happy Meal....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 630 ✭✭✭MagnumForce


    **** MacDonalds and their complete lack of vegetarian food that isnt "fries" or a ****in salad! **** i hate them!!! ahhhhh!!! I emailed them and they basically said that they didnt care about vegetarians because there isnt enough of us in ireland for them to give a ****!!! ****in assholes!! ahhh!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Insubstantial
    Hey dude, another one of us here. *taps nose*
    Don't eat mcdonalds ****e, some great places for you to eat in dublin.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    mc D's have a veggie burger, I've had it.... Burger King does a nice one though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Avert your eyes! It's getting ugly in here! :)
    i thought this is was supposed to be free speech? are we not on the internet here?
    as soon as someone reads something they don't like they send boards a letter and boards bans the topic. thats just great.

    what are you going to do when they ask you to close the site, bendover?

    shift the hosting and tell them to get f↓cked


    You're funny. In that I'm laughing at you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!111
    Kolodny wrote:
    Does this mean I can no longer be 'Kolodny, Destroyer of Big Macs'? I'm sorry but 'Destroyer of Chicken Tenders' just doesn't have quite the same ring to it :(

    After discussing this at length with my personal lawyer and part time car salesman I've decided that yes you can remain 'Kolodny, Destroyer of Big Macs'. He also told me that I am a complete and utter moron and should have done a lot more, but that at this stage hope is probably all I've got left....


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Insubstantial
    Le Rack wrote:
    mc D's have a veggie burger, I've had it.... Burger King does a nice one though
    I'm sorry, we should mention we have taste.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Business. Internet Serious.
    Taste has NOTHING to do with fast food!!!!

    Whopper, mmmMMMmm - wait i said no pickle!!!! :mad:

    whopper.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166 ✭✭phileeoonskee


    How Ironic. Ye set out to ban the conversation of the wicked restaurant and in doing so ye have prompted further discussion of their evil. While on the subject of general bitchary, i dislike coke. I much prefer Pepsi.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!111
    How Ironic. Ye set out to ban the conversation of the wicked restaurant and in doing so ye have prompted further discussion of their evil. While on the subject of general bitchary, i dislike coke. I much prefer Pepsi.

    iSN't It IRONIK! dOn'T yoU thINk?
    PEPSI MAX FOR THE WIN!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166 ✭✭phileeoonskee


    All i can say is WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!111
    That's the spirit. Welcome to TCN. I love you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Avert your eyes! It's getting ugly in here! :)
    amp wrote:
    iSN't It IRONIK! dOn'T yoU thINk?


    It's like 10,000 spoons on your wedding day. Um...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!111
    Also it be like getting stuck in traffic when your ze city traffic manager.

    Arrrrr.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Insubstantial
    Coke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    id love some...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 630 ✭✭✭MagnumForce


    Le Rack wrote:
    mc D's have a veggie burger, I've had it.... Burger King does a nice one though

    not anymore they dont, and not for at least two years. Burger King has a veggie burger AND a bean burger, thats how to do it! except the refused to sell me a veggie burger at 2 in the morning and when i asked why not the told me there was no demand for them at that time of night so i shouted at them "im demanding a ****in veggie burger!!" and after they got the manager and he told me to go to macdonalds and i informed them that their main competition didnt have any vegetrian food which they really should have known, then they said they were still serving the bean burger and asked if i wanted one so i got one, they really should have said that in the first place...now i dont eat there. well, there is still better food out there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    amp wrote:
    iSN't It IRONIK! dOn'T yoU thINk?
    PEPSI MAX FOR THE WIN!

    NO WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, its like pouring sugar into your stomach..... DIET 7UP FTW :p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Insubstantial
    not anymore they dont, and not for at least two years. Burger King has a veggie burger AND a bean burger, thats how to do it! except the refused to sell me a veggie burger at 2 in the morning and when i asked why not the told me there was no demand for them at that time of night so i shouted at them "im demanding a ****in veggie burger!!" and after they got the manager and he told me to go to macdonalds and i informed them that their main competition didnt have any vegetrian food which they really should have known, then they said they were still serving the bean burger and asked if i wanted one so i got one, they really should have said that in the first place...now i dont eat there. well, there is still better food out there.
    Stop eating at ****e places, mmmk?
    However, I have been told the supermacs veggie burger is delicious. Don't eat there so I don't know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 630 ✭✭✭MagnumForce


    Stop eating at ****e places, mmmk?
    However, I have been told the supermacs veggie burger is delicious. Don't eat there so I don't know.

    yeah i have, all those fast food places are ****e! i dont trust Supermacs, i feel they scheme against me. and dont get me started on Abrakastabra


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Insubstantial
    I knew it. That was a camera in my chips. Hope they like the view now. \o/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Come ON, Eileen
    Posted by Tar.Aldarion
    I knew it. That was a camera in my chips. Hope they like the view now. \o/

    Ooh! Pictures of your INSIDES????
    I simply must have those for my voodoo Attic Tar Shrine!
    Send them at your earliest convenience!





    Oh, Jaysus but I'm a sick one, aren't I?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!111
    Heyes wrote:
    NO WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, its like pouring sugar into your stomach..... DIET 7UP FTW :p

    MAXIMUM TASTE, NO SUGAR


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    How can we be sure thats a serious cat ?????
    tabclear.jpg

    FTW


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Insubstantial
    coke_blak.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Tappy tippy TOE!
    my local chippy does a lovely veggie burger!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Come ON, Eileen
    Tar, I am tasting a Coke Blak for the first time ever right now...
    NOT BAD!!!!

    <3

    L4L


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!111
    tHE FOLLOWING IS AN ALL IN CAPS DOCUMENT BECAUSE IF IT'S LEGAL THEN BY THE LEADER IT MUST BE SHOUTED. THIS DOCUMENT IS AN AGREEMENT BETWEEN YOU (A MORON) AND THE ENTITY KNOWN AS THE LEADER. IT HAS COME TO IT'S ATTENTION THAT YOU (THE SHEEP) MAY HAVE THE RIGHT TO LEGAL DISCOURSE OR SOME FANCY ALLI MACBONEAL CRAP.

    THE LEADER HAS NEVER HEARD OF A COMPANY KNOWN AS MCD AND HAS NO FEELINGS, KNOWLEDGE, UNDERSTANDING OF IT OR IT'S MANY WONDERFUL SERVICES.

    THE PARTY IN THE FIRST PART IS LIABLE FOR THE PARTY IN THE SECOND PART. PARTY ON! MAY CONTAIN A SOURCE OF PHENYALALINE.

    And that was The Leaders Lawyer, I think he personally could have picked a better master of the law to disembowel and wear like a suit, but hey! I just work for the guy. Oh and the benifets. Let me just say one thing about them: Unlimited sources of phenylalaline.

    We're going to shake things up here over the coming weeks. A few changes. Firstly, talk however you like. Txtspk, l33tsp3ak, klingon, go crazy. The Leader had trouble deciphering some of these especially klingon txtspk. Seriously, klingon txtspk is amazingly hard to interpret.

    Anyhoo there may or may not be a podcast featuring me (and some other people, it's hard to remember). YOU ARE TO IGNORE THIS AT ALL COSTS! IS THIS THING RECORDING?

    As some of our mightier threads resurface like awaking from sleeping like ancient warships on a clear blue mediterrean seabed, new contenders must fight each other like fourteen corkmen stuck in field with only one sheep. TO THE DEATH!

    Threads deemed to similar to each other will be merged into the roots of new Petunia class warbirds with deadly lasers and afterburners that glow in the night.

    SO SPEAKETH THE DRONE SLAVE OF THE LEADER! GLORY BE HIS NAME! NO! I MEAN THE LEADER BE THY.. I MEAN HIS NAME! I DON'T READ PERSONAL ISSUES!

    THIS POST MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Tappy tippy TOE!
    jIyaj

    @ mcd

    Hab SoSlI' Quch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Atari Jaguar - Emulated
    Nananana-nananana nananana-nananana LEADER!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i predict a riot
    karoma's got my vote, which hand do i have to cut off ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Come ON, Eileen
    Posted by AMP:

    THIS POST MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS.

    As well as each post following it.
    Just where IS Dorothy's Dance Party?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I need to pee pee
    UP THE REDS!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Come ON, Eileen
    /pees


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    i predict a riot
    9huH D4q H39h D4H MCD!!!
    THE PARTY IN THE FIRST PART IS LIABLE FOR THE PARTY IN THE SECOND PART. PARTY ON! MAY CONTAIN A SOURCE OF PHENYALALINE.

    PARTY AT AMPS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Christ is our Lord and SAVIOUR! I WUB JEBUS!
    clown bag wrote:
    Hab SoSlI' Quch!

    Yore momma!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!111
    I have decided that this thread will in fact go completely bat****. Expect the unexpected. Polls will changed, posts will merge. It will be sticked and unstuck. It's name changed and small minnowy threads, some possibly my own, will be merged into it.

    HANG ON TO YOUR SEATS! INERTIAL DAMPENERS TO FIRM! BRACE FOR IMPACT!

    What happens if I press...this...button?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Insubstantial
    \o/ for button pushing!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Come ON, Eileen
    riot anyone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!111
    Post new poll options here now. Or die.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Come ON, Eileen
    Avert your eyes! It's getting ugly in here! :)


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