Fortunately and Unfortunately

Lust4Life

In this game we make up a story where the first person says fortunately something then the next person says unfortunately something. I'll give you an example:

One day two people were walking down the street
fortunately it was a bright day
unfortuantely weren't paying attention to where they were walking
fortunately the firs person missed falling into the open man-hole
unfortunately the second one didn't and fell into the sewer
fortunately this example has come to an end.


I'll go first...
One day I went shopping.
Fortunately I just got paid that day...

Black Swan

Unfortunately, my credit card was maxed out.

Dirk Gently

fortunately I'm a bank robber so getting access to funds wasn't a problem

Lust4Life

Unfortunately, I'm wanted in several regions for crimes I've committed...

Dirk Gently

unfortunately l4l was late posting in her own game but fortunately she is familiar with the edit button.

Black Swan

Fortunately, L4L was not deterred by the Clown and went into Victoria's Secret to buy some fun things.

Lust4Life

Unfortunately, they didn't have purple items on sale that day and she REALLY loves purple.

Black Swan

Fortunately, she remember the lyrics to the old Purple People Eater song and sing her way into the next shop.

Lust4Life

Unfortunately she really hates that song and it was stuck in her head!

airetam_storm

Fortunately the next shop has a roy orbison song playing

Lust4Life

Unfortunately, it pissed off the customers when L4L sang along cuz she knew the words to "Running Scared"

edanto

Unfortunately that has attracted a load of old people that smell of cabbage.

EDIT: Fortunately a lot of people passing by knew the words to Running Scared and joined in.

airetam_storm

Unfortunalely NBC had their cameras nearby

Black Swan

Fortunately, Crowe came by at that moment and threw his mobile phone at the cam crew.

Lust4Life

Unfortunately, he missed the camera crew and hit L4L in the head knocking her unconscious...

airetam_storm

But fortunately a fine strapping young man was at hand to assits her

Lust4Life

Unfortunately it wasn't ClownBag cuz he was busy eating a late night snack...

edanto

Fortunately he dropped the snack and rushed back to the computer to post...

Lust4Life

Unfortunately, someone PM'd him and he lost track of saving the distressed damzel! But nearby, there was a hospital open for business...

Demetrius

Fortunately it performed digital rectal exams

Lust4Life

Unfortunately, L4L didn't need one of those but was charged a fee for it anyway. Live and Learn!

Demetrius

Fortunately, there were a group of giddy nurses nearby, with no moustachioed matron in sight

spacecoyote

unfortunately no-one had a video camera to film their antics

Lust4Life

But fortunately they had the one that hit L4L out on the street.
So they started filming as Spacecoyote rushed into the operating room...

Merrick

Unfortunately, he fell over...

Demetrius

Fortunately he was saved from colliding with the hard floor by the bosom of the transexual nurse, Roxanne.

Merrick

Unfortunately, the transexual took a shine to SpaceCoyote

Caco

Fortunately Space Coyote took a shine to her!

Lust4Life

Unfortunately, it was her sword he shined!

Black Swan

Fortunately, it was slid back into its scabbard.

airetam_storm

Unfortunatly that left only one thing unsheathed

Black Swan

Fortunately, she wore her iron maiden and her significant other has the key.

airetam_storm

Unfortunately her SI was back at home panicing while searching high and low for the key

Black Swan

Fortunately, the SI would be desparate when returning and try to compensate.

airetam_storm

Unfortunately ms. lagoon wasnt following the story properly!

Lust4Life

Fortunately, Spacecoyote was a professional welder when not working in finances, and just happened to have his car filled with the right tools....

Black Swan

Unfortunately, we cannot find spacecoyote (Where is SC)?

challengemaster

fortunatly, i'm here as his replacement

spacecoyote

unfortunately for him his reign of terror as replacement was cut short by the shining beacon of light that is the handsome, charismatic, godlike, chivalrous (and might i add devoid of ego ) SC

Lust4Life

Fortunately, the world rejoiced as SC took back his lofty powers (and welding tools) and melted that iron maiden into a puddle.

spacecoyote

Unfortunately, meanwhile, all the elephants had escaped from the zoo

Lust4Life

Fortunately they were very thirsty and headed to the ocean's edge.

Demetrius

Unfortunately it was at the top of a cliff and they had a fit of Lemming Light fever

spacecoyote

fortunately the base of the cliff was being used as an experimental area for the fire brigades new trampoline rescue unit

Black Swan

Unfortunately, the placed the trampoline too far away from the base of the cliff.

Lust4Life

Fortunately there were women jumping on the trampouline and that caught SC's attention.

spacecoyote

Unfortunately on closer inspection they turned out to be a herd of bison

Lust4Life

But fortunately, they all had amazingly big breasts!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Unfortuanatly they had big willies too...

Lust4Life

But fortunately, all parts are delicasies in that country.... cooked on an open flame, of course! (Never ever raw!!!!:eek: )

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Unfortunatly thats how L4L likes them... :eek: