Fortunately and Unfortunately

Lust4Life · 07-09-2006 11:52pm #1

In this game we make up a story where the first person says fortunately something then the next person says unfortunately something. I'll give you an example:

One day two people were walking down the street
fortunately it was a bright day
unfortuantely weren't paying attention to where they were walking
fortunately the firs person missed falling into the open man-hole
unfortunately the second one didn't and fell into the sewer
fortunately this example has come to an end.

I'll go first...
One day I went shopping.
Fortunately I just got paid that day...

Black Swan · 08-09-2006 12:06am

Unfortunately, my credit card was maxed out.

Dirk Gently · 08-09-2006 12:09am

fortunately I'm a bank robber so getting access to funds wasn't a problem

Lust4Life · 08-09-2006 12:09am

Unfortunately, I'm wanted in several regions for crimes I've committed...

Dirk Gently · 08-09-2006 12:10am

unfortunately l4l was late posting in her own game but fortunately she is familiar with the edit button.

Black Swan · 08-09-2006 12:10am

Fortunately, L4L was not deterred by the Clown and went into Victoria's Secret to buy some fun things.

Lust4Life · 08-09-2006 12:15am

Unfortunately, they didn't have purple items on sale that day and she REALLY loves purple.

Black Swan · 08-09-2006 12:16am

Fortunately, she remember the lyrics to the old Purple People Eater song and sing her way into the next shop.

Lust4Life · 08-09-2006 12:18am

Unfortunately she really hates that song and it was stuck in her head!

airetam_storm · 08-09-2006 12:20am

Fortunately the next shop has a roy orbison song playing

Lust4Life · 08-09-2006 12:21am

Unfortunately, it pissed off the customers when L4L sang along cuz she knew the words to "Running Scared"

edanto · 08-09-2006 12:21am

Unfortunately that has attracted a load of old people that smell of cabbage.

EDIT: Fortunately a lot of people passing by knew the words to Running Scared and joined in.

airetam_storm · 08-09-2006 12:25am

Unfortunalely NBC had their cameras nearby

Black Swan · 08-09-2006 12:26am

Fortunately, Crowe came by at that moment and threw his mobile phone at the cam crew.

Lust4Life · 08-09-2006 12:32am

Unfortunately, he missed the camera crew and hit L4L in the head knocking her unconscious...

airetam_storm · 08-09-2006 12:33am

But fortunately a fine strapping young man was at hand to assits her

Lust4Life · 08-09-2006 12:37am

Unfortunately it wasn't ClownBag cuz he was busy eating a late night snack...

edanto · 08-09-2006 12:38am

Fortunately he dropped the snack and rushed back to the computer to post...

Lust4Life · 08-09-2006 1:27am

Unfortunately, someone PM'd him and he lost track of saving the distressed damzel! But nearby, there was a hospital open for business...

Demetrius · 08-09-2006 1:42am

Fortunately it performed digital rectal exams

Lust4Life · 08-09-2006 1:46am

Unfortunately, L4L didn't need one of those but was charged a fee for it anyway. Live and Learn!

Demetrius · 08-09-2006 1:58am

Fortunately, there were a group of giddy nurses nearby, with no moustachioed matron in sight

spacecoyote · 08-09-2006 6:41am

unfortunately no-one had a video camera to film their antics

Lust4Life · 08-09-2006 10:52am

But fortunately they had the one that hit L4L out on the street.
So they started filming as Spacecoyote rushed into the operating room...

Merrick · 08-09-2006 11:58am

Unfortunately, he fell over...

Demetrius · 08-09-2006 12:01pm

Fortunately he was saved from colliding with the hard floor by the bosom of the transexual nurse, Roxanne.

Merrick · 08-09-2006 1:20pm

Unfortunately, the transexual took a shine to SpaceCoyote

Caco · 08-09-2006 5:25pm

Fortunately Space Coyote took a shine to her!

Lust4Life · 08-09-2006 10:29pm

Unfortunately, it was her sword he shined!

Black Swan · 09-09-2006 10:55pm

Fortunately, it was slid back into its scabbard.

airetam_storm · 09-09-2006 11:34pm

Unfortunatly that left only one thing unsheathed

Black Swan · 09-09-2006 11:41pm

Fortunately, she wore her iron maiden and her significant other has the key.

airetam_storm · 09-09-2006 11:44pm

Unfortunately her SI was back at home panicing while searching high and low for the key

Black Swan · 09-09-2006 11:56pm

Fortunately, the SI would be desparate when returning and try to compensate.

airetam_storm · 09-09-2006 11:57pm

Unfortunately ms. lagoon wasnt following the story properly!

Lust4Life · 10-09-2006 12:08am

Fortunately, Spacecoyote was a professional welder when not working in finances, and just happened to have his car filled with the right tools....

Black Swan · 10-09-2006 12:12am

Unfortunately, we cannot find spacecoyote (Where is SC)?

challengemaster · 10-09-2006 12:13am

fortunatly, i'm here as his replacement

spacecoyote · 11-09-2006 7:01am

unfortunately for him his reign of terror as replacement was cut short by the shining beacon of light that is the handsome, charismatic, godlike, chivalrous (and might i add devoid of ego

) SC

Lust4Life · 11-09-2006 10:29am

Fortunately, the world rejoiced as SC took back his lofty powers (and welding tools) and melted that iron maiden into a puddle.

spacecoyote · 11-09-2006 1:32pm

Unfortunately, meanwhile, all the elephants had escaped from the zoo

Lust4Life · 11-09-2006 9:43pm

Fortunately they were very thirsty and headed to the ocean's edge.

Demetrius · 12-09-2006 1:00am

Unfortunately it was at the top of a cliff and they had a fit of Lemming Light fever

spacecoyote · 12-09-2006 6:40am

fortunately the base of the cliff was being used as an experimental area for the fire brigades new trampoline rescue unit

Black Swan · 12-09-2006 10:22am

Unfortunately, the placed the trampoline too far away from the base of the cliff.

Lust4Life · 12-09-2006 10:37am

Fortunately there were women jumping on the trampouline and that caught SC's attention.

spacecoyote · 12-09-2006 11:41am

Unfortunately on closer inspection they turned out to be a herd of bison

Lust4Life · 12-09-2006 12:04pm

But fortunately, they all had amazingly big breasts!

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 12-09-2006 1:36pm

Unfortuanatly they had big willies too...

Lust4Life · 12-09-2006 1:39pm

But fortunately, all parts are delicasies in that country.... cooked on an open flame, of course! (Never ever raw!!!!:eek: )

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 12-09-2006 1:45pm

Unfortunatly thats how L4L likes them... :eek:

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