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meeting up with your ex

  • 03-09-2006 11:16pm
    #1
    imeddyhobbs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭


    I got a 'phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used
    to enjoy together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
    and rekindling a little of that "magic".

    "Wow!", I exclaimed, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!

    I'm a bit older and a bit bigger than when you last saw me!"

    She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

    "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
    that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying
    that tubby men were cute.

    "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled.

    So I told her to f # ck off.


Comments

  • #2
    projectmayhem
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,480 ✭✭✭projectmayhem


    lmao


  • #3
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Nice One!!! ..Now she's gone to tell her friends; "My Ex is the biggest bastard in the whole world, don't go near him"

    ...I can imagine that conversation, fair play to yah....!


  • #4
    Budo.Judo.Kev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 269 ✭✭Budo.Judo.Kev


    lololol


  • #5
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Old joke but still funny.


  • #6
    Day-wanna-wonga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 189 ✭✭Day-wanna-wonga


    nevf wrote:
    Nice One!!! ..Now she's gone to tell her friends; "My Ex is the biggest bastard in the whole world, don't go near him"

    ...I can imagine that conversation, fair play to yah....!
    Eh, it was a joke, mate.


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  • #7
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    nevf wrote:
    Nice One!!! ..Now she's gone to tell her friends; "My Ex is the biggest bastard in the whole world, don't go near him"

    ...I can imagine that conversation, fair play to yah....!
    name of the forum.....


  • #8
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Not bad. :)


  • #9
    RoadSweeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,513 ✭✭✭RoadSweeper


    Great joke!

    nevf wrote:
    Nice One!!! ..Now she's gone to tell her friends; "My Ex is the biggest bastard in the whole world, don't go near him"

    ...I can imagine that conversation, fair play to yah....!


    Get your coat!


  • #10
    valor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭valor


    this is funny


  • #11
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    nevf wrote:
    Nice One!!! ..Now she's gone to tell her friends; "My Ex is the biggest bastard in the whole world, don't go near him"

    ...I can imagine that conversation, fair play to yah....!
    ah n00btacular!


    classic joke


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