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How Will You Die?

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  • 03-09-2006 1:30am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭


    Can't vouch for the accuracy, but it was somewhat amusing:
    http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960&first=yes


    Well, here's my results:

    You scored as Gunshot.



    Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

    Gunshot 87%

    Posion 73%

    Disappear 73%

    Suicide 67%

    Bomb 53%

    Disease 53%

    Stabbed 53%

    Natural Causes 47%

    Accident 47%

    Cut Throat 40%

    Drowning 20%

    Eaten 20%

    Suffocated 20%


    So what do you get for an answer?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Boredom: 100%



    Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

    Disappear 93%
    Suicide 67%
    Disease 60%
    Drowning 53%
    Suffocated 53%
    Gunshot 40%
    Natural Causes 40%
    Stabbed 40%
    Cut Throat 33%
    Posion 33%
    Accident 33%
    Eaten 33%
    Bomb 33%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,498 ✭✭✭iFight


    You scored as Natural Causes.



    Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

    Natural Causes

    67%
    Gunshot

    53%
    Bomb

    47%
    Cut Throat

    47%
    Posion

    40%
    Disease

    33%
    Stabbed

    33%
    Disappear

    13%
    Suffocated

    13%
    Suicide

    0%
    Accident

    0%
    Drowning

    0%
    Eaten

    0%


    13% Suicide..W00t


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    oh my....:(

    You scored as Bomb.


    Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    Bomb 87%
    Natural Causes 73%
    Suicide 67%
    Disappear 67%
    Gunshot 60%
    Cut Throat 53%
    Disease 33%
    Stabbed 27%
    Posion 27%
    Eaten 13%
    Suffocated 0%
    Accident 0%
    Drowning 0%


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    oO


    Oo


    oO


    Loon! You'll kill your other personality, methinks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    You scored as Bomb.

    Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    Bomb 67%
    Disappear 67%
    Suicide 60%
    Eaten 53%
    Natural Causes 53%
    Stabbed 47%
    Posion 47%
    Suffocated 33%
    Gunshot 33%
    Cut Throat 33%
    Accident 27%
    Disease 20%
    Drowning 7%


    It'll probably be Karoma who plants the damn thing...:rolleyes:


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  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You scored as Disappear.



    Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

    Disappear 87%

    Gunshot 67%

    Natural Causes 67%

    Bomb 67%

    Cut Throat 60%

    Posion 60%

    Eaten 60%

    Stabbed 53%

    Suicide 53%

    Drowning 33%

    Disease 33%

    Suffocated 27%

    Accident 27%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    You scored as Stabbed.



    You will die from being stabbed. Yay.

    Stabbed
    67%

    Natural Causes
    60%

    Posion
    60%

    Suffocated
    60%

    Bomb
    60%

    Disappear
    60%

    Eaten
    60%

    Cut Throat
    53%

    Accident
    53%

    Suicide
    53%

    Gunshot
    40%

    Disease
    40%

    Drowning
    20%

    funny, I was almost stabbed last night


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    You scored as Suicide.



    Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know how you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    At the age of about 98... in someone elses sleep.


  • Registered Users Posts: 888 ✭✭✭Merrick


    You scored as Disappear.

    Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

    Disappear 93%

    Cut Throat 87%

    Gunshot 73%

    Stabbed 67%

    Bomb 60%

    Accident 60%

    Natural Causes 53%

    Suffocated 53%

    Disease 53%

    Suicide 47%

    Posion 40%

    Drowning 33%

    Eaten 20%

    Hmmm....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ha! Boneless! I'd expect nothing less of you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    I suppose it could be worse, I don't like the sound of natural causes. It implies old age *shudder* Maybe me and nightwish can do a double suicide sometime. When's good for you nightwish?

    Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

    Suicide 100%

    Disappear 93%

    Stabbed 60%

    Bomb 53%

    Posion 47%

    Cut Throat 47%

    Disease 47%

    Drowning 47%

    Gunshot 47%

    Accident 40%

    Eaten 33%

    Natural Causes 27%

    Suffocated 13%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    on a totally unrelated note, the horror movie which I'm most like is evil dead which i'm pretty pleased about.

    You are the evil dead. One of the greatest horror movies ever made, you can be a whimp but when the time comes... well a little after the time came you become the hero only you knew you could be.

    Evil Dead 67%

    A nightmare on Elm street 60%

    Friday the 13th 47%

    Halloween 40%

    Hellraiser 33%


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Is that from the same site?

    HA! Just took the sex quiz. I'm a Sex God!!! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    yup, looks like theres thousands of quizes on it. most of them look crap but I might make a few of my own later.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ooh! Please do!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭Superman


    Natural Causes

    60%

    Disappear

    60%

    Cut Throat

    53%

    Stabbed

    47%

    Posion

    47%

    Bomb

    40%

    Eaten

    40%

    Suffocated

    33%

    Gunshot

    33%

    Drowning

    27%

    Suicide

    20%

    Disease

    20%

    Accident

    13%


    Crazy remember watching Unsolved mysteries as a kid and was terified of amnesia , seemed to me at the time it was pretty much common place for anyone to disappear and wind up a down and out somewhere else not knoweing whats goin on! Maybe i was right!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    You scored as Disappear.



    Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remember that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).


    Just how did they know?:( :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    You scored as Posion.

    Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.


    Well at least I'll be important.


  • Registered Users Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    I got poison too!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Religion:
    You scored as atheism.
    You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.


    High school stereotype:
    You scored as Punk/Rebel.


    Which Horror Killer are You?
    You scored as Jigsaw.
    You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.


    What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
    Socialist 100%
    Democrat 92%
    Green 75%


    What philosophy do you follow?
    You scored as Existentialism.
    Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism:
    You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.
    Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.
    It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.
    It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.


    Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like?
    You scored as Odin.
    Odin 80%
    Tyr 70%
    Bragi 70%
    Thor 70%
    Balder 60%



    What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you?
    Jimi Hendrix 70%
    Ozzy Osbourne! 70%
    Slash 55%
    Billie Joe Armstrong 45%
    James Hetfield 45%
    Tommy Lee 45%
    Kurt Cobain 35%


    What's Your Political Philosophy? (American political party apparently)
    You scored as Green.
    The Green Party believes in an America where decisions are made by the people and not by a few giant corporations. Their environmental goal is a sustainable world where nature and human society co-exist in harmony.

    Green 100%
    Old School Democrat 90%
    New Democrat 70%


    Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in?
    You scored as Enterprise D (from Star Trek).

    You have high ideals and know in your heart that humanity will continue to evolve into a better people. Now if only the borg would quit assimilating people.

    Enterprise D (from Star Trek) 88%
    Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix) 69%
    Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars) 69%
    Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop) 56%
    Moya (from Farscape) 56%
    Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica) 56%
    Serenity (from Firefly) 50%
    SG-1 (from Stargate) 50%


    How F***ed up are you?
    You scored as really f***ed up!!.
    really f***ed up!! 69%
    kinda f***ed up 56%
    normal 38%


    Horror movie character
    You are the evil dead.
    One of the greatest horror movies ever made, you can be a whimp but when the time comes... well a little after the time came you become the hero only you knew you could be.

    Evil Dead 67%
    A nightmare on Elm street 60%


  • Registered Users Posts: 362 ✭✭DaDa


    You scored as Natural Causes

    Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

    Natural Causes

    87%
    Posion

    80%
    Gunshot

    80%
    Eaten

    60%
    Bomb

    53%
    Disappear

    53%
    Suicide

    47%
    Stabbed

    47%
    Disease

    33%
    Cut Throat

    33%
    Accident

    20%
    Suffocated

    7%
    Drowning

    0%


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,447 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    You scored as Gunshot.



    Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

    Natural Causes

    67%

    Bomb

    67%

    Gunshot

    67%

    Disease

    53%

    Eaten

    47%

    Disappear

    47%

    Suffocated

    40%

    Cut Throat

    33%

    Accident

    33%

    Drowning

    33%

    Suicide

    27%

    Stabbed

    27%

    Posion

    20%


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭GreenHell


    Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

    Disappear

    73%

    Bomb

    67%

    Cut Throat

    60%

    Suicide

    53%

    Gunshot

    53%

    Suffocated

    53%

    Stabbed

    53%

    Accident

    33%

    Drowning

    33%

    Posion

    33%

    Natural Causes

    27%

    Disease

    27%

    Eaten

    20%


    Ha! Camping is balls for me because I'm tall and too cheap to by a larger tent. I predict that I'll live till 205.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,223 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    In a Kofka room taking surveys like these:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    You will probably die from a accident, like a car crash, a failed stunt or you missed the net when trapezing. Oh, that's a failed stunt. Anyway, be more careful your life is on the stake. (Sorry there isn't a picture, I didn't have the guts to search 'accident' on Google Image Serach.)

    Bomb 80%

    Accident 80%


    Suicide 73%


    Cut Throat67%


    Suffocated 67%


    Gunshot 67%


    Stabbed 67%


    Eaten 53%


    Disappear 47%


    Posion 47%


    Drowning 33%


    Natural Causes 13%


    Disease 7%


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Ha! I got 100% disappear. *poof*


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    student loan 8%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    What a depressing thought......ces't difficele pour penser!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    You scored as Suicide.



    Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know how you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.


    Thanks Lusty, I really really wanted to know that.


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