How Will You Die?

Lust4Life

Can't vouch for the accuracy, but it was somewhat amusing:
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=8960&first=yes


Well, here's my results:

You scored as Gunshot.



Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot 87%

Posion 73%

Disappear 73%

Suicide 67%

Bomb 53%

Disease 53%

Stabbed 53%

Natural Causes 47%

Accident 47%

Cut Throat 40%

Drowning 20%

Eaten 20%

Suffocated 20%


So what do you get for an answer?

Karoma

Boredom: 100%



Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear 93%
Suicide 67%
Disease 60%
Drowning 53%
Suffocated 53%
Gunshot 40%
Natural Causes 40%
Stabbed 40%
Cut Throat 33%
Posion 33%
Accident 33%
Eaten 33%
Bomb 33%

iFight

You scored as Natural Causes.



Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

Natural Causes

67%
Gunshot

53%
Bomb

47%
Cut Throat

47%
Posion

40%
Disease

33%
Stabbed

33%
Disappear

13%
Suffocated

13%
Suicide

0%
Accident

0%
Drowning

0%
Eaten

0%


13% Suicide..W00t

Ruu_Old

oh my....:(

You scored as Bomb.


Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Bomb 87%
Natural Causes 73%
Suicide 67%
Disappear 67%
Gunshot 60%
Cut Throat 53%
Disease 33%
Stabbed 27%
Posion 27%
Eaten 13%
Suffocated 0%
Accident 0%
Drowning 0%

Karoma

oO


Oo


oO


Loon! You'll kill your other personality, methinks.

Jack B. Badd

You scored as Bomb.

Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Bomb 67%
Disappear 67%
Suicide 60%
Eaten 53%
Natural Causes 53%
Stabbed 47%
Posion 47%
Suffocated 33%
Gunshot 33%
Cut Throat 33%
Accident 27%
Disease 20%
Drowning 7%


It'll probably be Karoma who plants the damn thing...:rolleyes:

You scored as Disappear.



Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear 87%

Gunshot 67%

Natural Causes 67%

Bomb 67%

Cut Throat 60%

Posion 60%

Eaten 60%

Stabbed 53%

Suicide 53%

Drowning 33%

Disease 33%

Suffocated 27%

Accident 27%

The Bollox

You scored as Stabbed.



You will die from being stabbed. Yay.

Stabbed
67%

Natural Causes
60%

Posion
60%

Suffocated
60%

Bomb
60%

Disappear
60%

Eaten
60%

Cut Throat
53%

Accident
53%

Suicide
53%

Gunshot
40%

Disease
40%

Drowning
20%

funny, I was almost stabbed last night

Nightwish

You scored as Suicide.



Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know how you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

boneless

At the age of about 98... in someone elses sleep.

Merrick

You scored as Disappear.

Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear 93%

Cut Throat 87%

Gunshot 73%

Stabbed 67%

Bomb 60%

Accident 60%

Natural Causes 53%

Suffocated 53%

Disease 53%

Suicide 47%

Posion 40%

Drowning 33%

Eaten 20%

Hmmm....

Lust4Life

Ha! Boneless! I'd expect nothing less of you!

Dirk Gently

I suppose it could be worse, I don't like the sound of natural causes. It implies old age *shudder* Maybe me and nightwish can do a double suicide sometime. When's good for you nightwish?

Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

Suicide 100%

Disappear 93%

Stabbed 60%

Bomb 53%

Posion 47%

Cut Throat 47%

Disease 47%

Drowning 47%

Gunshot 47%

Accident 40%

Eaten 33%

Natural Causes 27%

Suffocated 13%

Dirk Gently

on a totally unrelated note, the horror movie which I'm most like is evil dead which i'm pretty pleased about.

You are the evil dead. One of the greatest horror movies ever made, you can be a whimp but when the time comes... well a little after the time came you become the hero only you knew you could be.

Evil Dead 67%

A nightmare on Elm street 60%

Friday the 13th 47%

Halloween 40%

Hellraiser 33%

Lust4Life

Is that from the same site?

HA! Just took the sex quiz. I'm a Sex God!!!

Dirk Gently

yup, looks like theres thousands of quizes on it. most of them look crap but I might make a few of my own later.

Lust4Life

Ooh! Please do!

Superman

Natural Causes

60%

Disappear

60%

Cut Throat

53%

Stabbed

47%

Posion

47%

Bomb

40%

Eaten

40%

Suffocated

33%

Gunshot

33%

Drowning

27%

Suicide

20%

Disease

20%

Accident

13%


Crazy remember watching Unsolved mysteries as a kid and was terified of amnesia , seemed to me at the time it was pretty much common place for anyone to disappear and wind up a down and out somewhere else not knoweing whats goin on! Maybe i was right!

Demetrius

You scored as Disappear.



Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remember that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).


Just how did they know?:(

amp

You scored as Posion.

Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Well at least I'll be important.

Caco

I got poison too!!

Dirk Gently

Religion:
You scored as atheism.
You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.


High school stereotype:
You scored as Punk/Rebel.


Which Horror Killer are You?
You scored as Jigsaw.
You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.


What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
Socialist 100%
Democrat 92%
Green 75%


What philosophy do you follow?
You scored as Existentialism.
Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism:
You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.
Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.
It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.
It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.


Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like?
You scored as Odin.
Odin 80%
Tyr 70%
Bragi 70%
Thor 70%
Balder 60%



What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you?
Jimi Hendrix 70%
Ozzy Osbourne! 70%
Slash 55%
Billie Joe Armstrong 45%
James Hetfield 45%
Tommy Lee 45%
Kurt Cobain 35%


What's Your Political Philosophy? (American political party apparently)
You scored as Green.
The Green Party believes in an America where decisions are made by the people and not by a few giant corporations. Their environmental goal is a sustainable world where nature and human society co-exist in harmony.

Green 100%
Old School Democrat 90%
New Democrat 70%


Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in?
You scored as Enterprise D (from Star Trek).

You have high ideals and know in your heart that humanity will continue to evolve into a better people. Now if only the borg would quit assimilating people.

Enterprise D (from Star Trek) 88%
Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix) 69%
Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars) 69%
Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop) 56%
Moya (from Farscape) 56%
Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica) 56%
Serenity (from Firefly) 50%
SG-1 (from Stargate) 50%


How F***ed up are you?
You scored as really f***ed up!!.
really f***ed up!! 69%
kinda f***ed up 56%
normal 38%


Horror movie character
You are the evil dead.
One of the greatest horror movies ever made, you can be a whimp but when the time comes... well a little after the time came you become the hero only you knew you could be.

Evil Dead 67%
A nightmare on Elm street 60%

DaDa

You scored as Natural Causes

Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.

Natural Causes

87%
Posion

80%
Gunshot

80%
Eaten

60%
Bomb

53%
Disappear

53%
Suicide

47%
Stabbed

47%
Disease

33%
Cut Throat

33%
Accident

20%
Suffocated

7%
Drowning

0%

spacecoyote

You scored as Gunshot.



Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Natural Causes

67%

Bomb

67%

Gunshot

67%

Disease

53%

Eaten

47%

Disappear

47%

Suffocated

40%

Cut Throat

33%

Accident

33%

Drowning

33%

Suicide

27%

Stabbed

27%

Posion

20%

GreenHell

Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear

73%

Bomb

67%

Cut Throat

60%

Suicide

53%

Gunshot

53%

Suffocated

53%

Stabbed

53%

Accident

33%

Drowning

33%

Posion

33%

Natural Causes

27%

Disease

27%

Eaten

20%


Ha! Camping is balls for me because I'm tall and too cheap to by a larger tent. I predict that I'll live till 205.

Black Swan

In a Kofka room taking surveys like these:eek:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

You will probably die from a accident, like a car crash, a failed stunt or you missed the net when trapezing. Oh, that's a failed stunt. Anyway, be more careful your life is on the stake. (Sorry there isn't a picture, I didn't have the guts to search 'accident' on Google Image Serach.)

Bomb 80%

Accident 80%


Suicide 73%


Cut Throat67%


Suffocated 67%


Gunshot 67%


Stabbed 67%


Eaten 53%


Disappear 47%


Posion 47%


Drowning 33%


Natural Causes 13%


Disease 7%

Zillah

Ha! I got 100% disappear. *poof*

Matt Holck

student loan 8%

Chillwithcian

What a depressing thought......ces't difficele pour penser!

Doomspell

You scored as Suicide.



Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know how you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.


Thanks Lusty, I really really wanted to know that.

Lust4Life

Posted by Doomspell:

Thanks Lusty, I really really wanted to know that.

Sorry, Doom!
But remember, you REALLY control your own fate!
Kick Fate's Ass!!!!

Matt Holck

If we can just convince them to kill themselves

"Divided and sold/For liquor and the gold/Smacked in the back"--the Black nation assailed by violence and drugs. In "A Letter to the New York Post," a Ku Klux Klan member thanks Black people for destroying themselves-doing the KKK's job.

http://www.etext.org/Politics/MIM/bookstore/music/hiphop/publicenemy.html

Blush_01

Suicide, eh? I will in my swiss!

Jules

strange... says ill never die, im immortal!