Twink's voicemail to ex hubby.

milltown

Got a mail today with what claims to be the message Twink left David Agnew on his voicemail following the birth of his mistress/girlfriend's child. Suffice to say it was definitely NSFW and was a beautiful snapshot of a woman scorned.

Anyway, my wife agrees that it "sounds like" Twink but reckons it's a fake. Has anyone else got it and what are your thoughts? Or has anybody read anything to confirm or deny it's existence?

If anyone can suggest somewhere to host it I'll let you make up your own mind.

Enright

Go post us a link

europhile

Not safe for work. Needs sound.

Click on Twink v Somethingorother on the right hand side.

http://www.myspace.com/warlordsofpez

Trinity

wont play for me.

stepbar

**** me if that is a fake its a good one, God its hilarous!!!

europhile

stepbar wrote:

**** me is that is a fake its a good one, God its hilarous!!!

It sounds like Twink to me alright. Hearing it really made my day.

Ruu_Old

Phew, she sounds cheerful, does sound like her indeed.

Dyr

why the **** would someone be spending valentines with their daughter's??..sounds very wrong :eek:

Mossy Monk

it was in the paper last week about this

listening to it i wouldnt blame him for leaving that crazy bitch

latenia

Comedy gold-people are going to be quoting this for months

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Who cares...?!! How many times is she going to quote the same cliches??

Strokesfan

Wow, does she usually pronounce things that clearly all the time?

Fanny Cradock

well, she is a thespian!

bishop brennan

Wasnt' it her husband that played the oboe on the theme tune to the film The Mission,well f*ck me she's certainly on one!

Nevyn

Ouch!

Well she does seems concerned for her daughters and she is the one left with the fall out of thier feelings.

Fanny Cradock

don't know about concern for her daughters, she just seems like a bitter, jealous old crag to me. other then ranting about the timing of the birth, what exactly was the point of the call? but there's two sides to every story i guess. the guy is probably an asshole.... just like twink!

jayo99

definitely sounds like twink alright.. Always knew she was a tramp

Gone West

pld twink

ferdi

you tell him twink!

Santa Claus

"Zip up your mickey"...now there's some sound advice from Twink !

Darragh29

Good girl Twink!!! Yeah, why is she giving out that her husband or ex husband of whatever he is isn't with the daughters on Valentines night, this sounds kinda weird???

vibrant

Sounds like her! I know a couple of people who have had run-ins with her over the years, and apparently she's fond of the aul expletive-ridden hissyfit every now and again.

Have I picked up the wrong idea though - is she saying that if the new GF gives birth on Valentine's Day, Daddy won't get to see his older kids anymore?

Far be it from me to question modern medicine, but I didn't think women could control (that precisely) when they gave birth?! Unless it's a C-Section, obviously... hmmm. Next up, she'll tell him he can't walk the dog unless it snows on December 19th!

Collie D

What a cow! Wonder how genuine that is? Although in fairness I can't see much other work for a Twink impersonator.

Fanny Cradock

Not that it has anything to do with this particular thread, but I've heard tales (friend of a friend stuff) that, back in the day, an employee of RTE needed to talk to twink about something. He knocked on her dressing room door and walked in, only to be presented with the sight of twink having a nice cup of tea with two gents.:) I'm not sure (at all) it's true, but I thought it was funny... and arousing!

EKRIUQ

Is there any way of downloading that and putting it on you tube??

Collie D

Fanny Cradock wrote:

Am I going to get banned for this? Defamation of character and all that!

Doubt it, but you've probably killed the thread

EKRIUQ

I hope she hears it back

milltown

Fanny Cradock wrote:

... and arousing!

You should be banned for that bit!

Fanny Cradock

milltown wrote:

You should be banned for that bit!

haha


come on, man... it's TWINK

Sparky

BingoBongo wrote:

Is there any way of downloading that and putting it on you tube??

Click the download link.

mike65

That certainly sounds like the OAP but at times it does'nt and I don't belive a 'professional' would spend so much time insulting a fella who was'nt actually listening at the time.

http://blogorrah.com/

Mike.

Dudess

Excuse my naivety on both of the following, but how would a person actually get hold of the recording?

And... what does "being spit-roasted" mean? Same as "fingercuffed" is it (from the film Chasing Amy)?

Collie D

Dudess wrote:

Excuse my naivety on both of the following, but how would a person actually get hold of the recording?

And... what does "being spit-roasted" mean? Same as "fingercuffed" is it (from the film Chasing Amy)?

Spit-roasting is when a girl is with two guys, well I'm sure you can imagine the rest, think of a pig on a spit roast, what's fingecuffing?

Dudess

Thought as much. And to answer your question - fingercuffing is... spit-roasting. Think about it - in each end.

Narcissus

I'd rather not think of Twink being double teamed.

spit roasted, that's a new one

As for the voicemail "zip up your mickey" lol

Anti

haha

wyndham

come on, man... it's TWINK

She's a bit of a GILF alright.

Lump

Ha ha, made me laugh.... sounds like her alright

John

jimmycrackcorm

Whether or not the recording is fake, i'd be very sure she feels that way about the ex hubby.

Having said that, it has been reported that the daughters don't want to have anything to do with their father now which makes me suspect that they have been poisened against him. If they had to listen to the likes of that recording often enough I'd not doubt it at all...

David Michael

That is a classic

Agent Smith

how did it get on the internet?

J.R.HARTLEY

if thats for real she's a bit mad, whats he supposed to do, plug up the girlfriend so it doesn't "drop" on valentines day, still he's a knob he deserved the ear bashing at least.

_feedback_

I only got to hear that today cos no sound on PC at work.. It's feckin brilliant! If you're in the same boat with no sound.. ring this number - there's a recording of the message on it.. 01 8039639

smk135

hahaha,

i just got that on my email on work!
jesus how quick these things get around!!

Sizzler

TOTR!

Id say more punters would go and see her in panto if she was allowed use that type of language and displayed such enthusiasm as she did in those 2mins lol

Dun laoire

I beleive the woman is a complete c**t. Was it her that was on the late late a few years ago and a member of the audience had a go at her for some reason?? Agnew's bird is a decent lookin thing too.

pleba

it's already been remixed....

http://www.myspace.com/twink666

iguana

I think it's more sad than funny. It just sounds like a lot of people are hurting. I'd like to know why she feels the people on the streets of Limerick would have any particular feeling about it?