Smart Blonde

jackfish

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived .....and bet Twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier When I play
topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and Yelled, "Come
on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down...
And Squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up
her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally,
one Of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... Are men.

Kazu

to american

BioHazRd

kazu - the report post function is not for when you think a joke is crap. To be honest, I could ban you for your above reply, as it is expressly against the charter. Maybe it would be an idea to read the charter before you post again

Bio

Kazu

iam sorry :eek: :eek:

Smellyirishman

Good, but it thought the "moral" bit at the end was a bit much.