1st Time

Chopperdog

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and
Have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big
event,the girl announces to her boyfriend that after
dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything
there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist a aks the
boy how ma ny condoms he' d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will
be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl s parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still
deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement
from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head
down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I
had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had
no idea your father was a pharmacist."

folan

Now thats a funny funny joke!

jobonar

i love that joke!! legend!

Kojak

Ha.

Kazu

old one but still funny