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Date?

  • 30-08-2006 8:40pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭


    Ed,
    I have been sitting alone for the past hour in the romantic little restaurant we agreed upon for our date. Also as agreed, I have a red carnation in my lapel and a copy of Squee's Wonderful Big Giant Book of Unspeakable Horrors under my arm for identification purposes.
    Why have you not turned up? Where are you? Why would you do this to me?! :(
    Yours, Jack.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Yep, I'm bored alright... Sigh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Thats crazy weird cos i was gonna start a thread about the worst dates but wasnt sure if it's be shot down :(

    SO go on Jack - tell us bout the worst date you ever had. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I've never had a date :(
    Someone hug me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    *******Big hug*****

    Havent had that many myself - just seem to fall into relationships - ooh i fell - look i fell again :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Every date I've had has been a dissaster. I'm talking about official "boys asks girl out" type dates, not just going out having a laugh and scoring. Ok I guess that's obvious.

    My first date was with a cute little red head who I didn't really fancy, but she seemed interested. We went to see 'Gone In 60 Seconds' in the cinema. She was tiny (I'm only about 5'4 myself), so when I was doing the arm around the shoulder/cuddle thing it was the most awkward possition imaginable (I was in agony for the rest of the week). Then came the inevitable kissing scene, we turned to each other and gave the "jaysus, I suppose we might as well" kinda look. Horrible kiss so it was. Mechanical and just BORING. Ugh.

    There have been others but that's enough for now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    There is far too little beer in this thread.

    Boo to that.

    Bring on the beerses.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    If I had more beer in me I bet Ed would turn up....B*stard!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Heh, if Ed had more beer in him, I bet he'd turnip too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Mmmmmm...turnip. Most underrated of vegetables.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Worst date EVARRRRR? Oh, please! Don't make me relive it in my waking hours!!!
    *shudders!*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Worst date EVARRRRR? Oh, please! Don't make me relive it in my waking hours!!!
    *shudders!*

    Era go on, it'll be good for a giggle :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    worst date ever, when my ex and his new wife showed up in the same place and it was obvious i wasnt enjoying myselh with my date, but had to seem totally interested, as my ex was laughing at me, i got up and went to the toilet and ex followed a little bit after and gave me the third degree about why are you with this guy when you dont like him blah blah blah... i ended up just walking out and leaving my date, but i did the right thing i rang him from outside and explained and he came out and dropped me home, ended up having a chat in the car for about 3 hours and ending up dating for quite a while.... worst date, best out come!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Mmmmmm...turnip. Most underrated of vegetables.

    I agree... mashed with butter and red onion mixed in with a hint of nutmeg... some salt and pepper... *Drools...*


    I prefer turnips to dating...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Like Boy George said "I would rather have a cup of tea than sex"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Restaurant!? We were meant to meet in a comic book store. I'm still waiting. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Classiest date EVAR... "honey could you pass the HellBoy?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    I love hellboy!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    oh thanks matt.... love that part of the movie where she is gone and he whispers in her ear and she comes back, and what he says....

    im a bit of a hopeless romantic at heart!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,138 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    I had a date with a Long Island Iced Tea last night...

    Damn thing got me drunk and took advantage of me :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    I have a date with a few bottles of heineken tonight - i am hoping it will do the same :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    What a coincidence! I've got a date with a bottle of whiskey!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I had a long night in on Wednesday night/Thursday morning with a bottle of Laphroaig... I took advantage of it...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    And woke up with the wisk then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Mmmmm... I like my egg whisk....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    hmmmmm i like my lava lamp :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    i have a date tonight to.... with a whole college!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Ok you'll have to explain that one, Debby.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    jules80 wrote:
    i have a date tonight to.... with a whole college!


    Not the Cardinals again?? I warned you about them Vatican heads....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Restaurant!? We were meant to meet in a comic book store. I'm still waiting. :(

    Oooops. Silly me. Comic book store date would have been right up my alley too :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    i think i have a date with mary and her 4 tall sisters and the one midget sister the family dont speak about !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    well my date went complete fecking wrong, actually rates up there with my dog dying!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Go on then...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    jules80 wrote:
    well my date went complete fecking wrong, actually rates up there with my dog dying!

    Do tell... Bout the date, not the dog. That would just be depressing :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    wasnt a realy date i was working in an emergency clinic last night and had a bad night but its gotten better now!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Should join me in singing Collective Soul's "Better now"!

    "The World's done shakin' the world's done shakin' the world's done shakin' me down!"

    Edward Roland is SUCH a HOTTIE! Saw him live last summer. YUMMEH!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I have a date tomorrow night.........



    *Listen to the sound of him scrubbing under his arms..... *


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yay! Boneless has a date!
    Word of advice tho... don't randomly ask her "Will they have _____ in hell?" You just might freak her out a little!
    Oh, also the pink combat boots would probably look SPECTACULAR with a purple Tutu!

    Go get her! Rawr!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    It's pink combat pants... the boots are good old western ones with cuban heels... brown ones....


    The shirt is Very loud and buttons up across the chest, Duke style...


    Will I wear the Teamsters baseball cap or the stetson?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Stetsons are sexy. Deffo go with that. It may tie the whole outfit together.

    So where'd you meet this lass?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I'm still in the comic book store...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Stetsons are sexy. Deffo go with that. It may tie the whole outfit together.

    So where'd you meet this lass?

    At a Dante convention.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, well then by all means, feel free to mention hell then!
    Just be your self, Love. She'll either fall madly in love with you or get a restraining order against you.:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Puhhht.... restraining orders!! I collect them... ask anyone on the UCD forum!!:DAnyway, they're just another way of saying she really loves me....*damn judge, riuning my fun......*I wonder will there be judges in hell?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I'm still in the comic book store...

    Oh sweetie, poor you. I totally forgot about you! :o Whatever can I do to make it up to you, I wonder...?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well, Jack, I believe he is now waiting at the post office. You'll recognize him easily. He's the one with the disappointed look on his face saying "Where's me Coke Blak from L4L???? So what if I didn't give an address! It ought to be here!":D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    L4L, the address I used was Tar.Aldarion, Sligo, Ireland and my hair sample got through ok :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by Jack B. Badd
    L4L, the address I used was Tar.Aldarion, Sligo, Ireland and my hair sample got through ok

    OMG! You are just too funny!!!!!!!!
    I think the two of you may be a perfect match! Get thee to the Comic book store!


    Note: but he's moving from Sligo and I don't know if I could locate a Coke Blak T-shirt in that short amount of time to conceal the soda through customs!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I'm already in a comic book store, girlie! I'm just not sure if Tar is here and I don't want to look like a wally shouting "Tar.Aldarion" out at the top of my voice :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Aw, go on! Yell it! Can't you hear the echoes?


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