Date?

Jack B. Badd

Ed,
I have been sitting alone for the past hour in the romantic little restaurant we agreed upon for our date. Also as agreed, I have a red carnation in my lapel and a copy of Squee's Wonderful Big Giant Book of Unspeakable Horrors under my arm for identification purposes.
Why have you not turned up? Where are you? Why would you do this to me?!
Yours, Jack.

Jack B. Badd

Yep, I'm bored alright... Sigh.

Trinity

Thats crazy weird cos i was gonna start a thread about the worst dates but wasnt sure if it's be shot down

SO go on Jack - tell us bout the worst date you ever had. :rolleyes:

Jack B. Badd

I've never had a date
Someone hug me!

Trinity

*******Big hug*****

Havent had that many myself - just seem to fall into relationships - ooh i fell - look i fell again :rolleyes:

chamlis

Every date I've had has been a dissaster. I'm talking about official "boys asks girl out" type dates, not just going out having a laugh and scoring. Ok I guess that's obvious.

My first date was with a cute little red head who I didn't really fancy, but she seemed interested. We went to see 'Gone In 60 Seconds' in the cinema. She was tiny (I'm only about 5'4 myself), so when I was doing the arm around the shoulder/cuddle thing it was the most awkward possition imaginable (I was in agony for the rest of the week). Then came the inevitable kissing scene, we turned to each other and gave the "jaysus, I suppose we might as well" kinda look. Horrible kiss so it was. Mechanical and just BORING. Ugh.

There have been others but that's enough for now.

Blush_01

There is far too little beer in this thread.

Boo to that.

Bring on the beerses.

Jack B. Badd

If I had more beer in me I bet Ed would turn up....B*stard!

Blush_01

Heh, if Ed had more beer in him, I bet he'd turnip too!

Jack B. Badd

Mmmmmm...turnip. Most underrated of vegetables.

Lust4Life

Worst date EVARRRRR? Oh, please! Don't make me relive it in my waking hours!!!
*shudders!*

Jack B. Badd

Lust4Life wrote:

Worst date EVARRRRR? Oh, please! Don't make me relive it in my waking hours!!!
*shudders!*

Era go on, it'll be good for a giggle

Jules

worst date ever, when my ex and his new wife showed up in the same place and it was obvious i wasnt enjoying myselh with my date, but had to seem totally interested, as my ex was laughing at me, i got up and went to the toilet and ex followed a little bit after and gave me the third degree about why are you with this guy when you dont like him blah blah blah... i ended up just walking out and leaving my date, but i did the right thing i rang him from outside and explained and he came out and dropped me home, ended up having a chat in the car for about 3 hours and ending up dating for quite a while.... worst date, best out come!

boneless

Jack B. Badd wrote:

Mmmmmm...turnip. Most underrated of vegetables.

I agree... mashed with butter and red onion mixed in with a hint of nutmeg... some salt and pepper... *Drools...*


I prefer turnips to dating...

biko

Like Boy George said "I would rather have a cup of tea than sex"

Tar.Aldarion

Restaurant!? We were meant to meet in a comic book store. I'm still waiting.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Classiest date EVAR... "honey could you pass the HellBoy?"

Jules

I love hellboy!!!!!

Matt Holck

Artical

Jules

oh thanks matt.... love that part of the movie where she is gone and he whispers in her ear and she comes back, and what he says....

im a bit of a hopeless romantic at heart!

Fysh

I had a date with a Long Island Iced Tea last night...

Damn thing got me drunk and took advantage of me

Trinity

I have a date with a few bottles of heineken tonight - i am hoping it will do the same

Lust4Life

What a coincidence! I've got a date with a bottle of whiskey!

boneless

I had a long night in on Wednesday night/Thursday morning with a bottle of Laphroaig... I took advantage of it...

Lust4Life

And woke up with the wisk then?

boneless

Mmmmm... I like my egg whisk....

Trinity

hmmmmm i like my lava lamp :eek:

Jules

i have a date tonight to.... with a whole college!

chamlis

Ok you'll have to explain that one, Debby.....

boneless

jules80 wrote:

i have a date tonight to.... with a whole college!

Not the Cardinals again?? I warned you about them Vatican heads....

Jack B. Badd

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Restaurant!? We were meant to meet in a comic book store. I'm still waiting.

Oooops. Silly me. Comic book store date would have been right up my alley too

Anti

i think i have a date with mary and her 4 tall sisters and the one midget sister the family dont speak about !

Jules

well my date went complete fecking wrong, actually rates up there with my dog dying!

chamlis

Go on then...

Jack B. Badd

jules80 wrote:

well my date went complete fecking wrong, actually rates up there with my dog dying!

Do tell... Bout the date, not the dog. That would just be depressing

Jules

wasnt a realy date i was working in an emergency clinic last night and had a bad night but its gotten better now!!

Lust4Life

Should join me in singing Collective Soul's "Better now"!

"The World's done shakin' the world's done shakin' the world's done shakin' me down!"

Edward Roland is SUCH a HOTTIE! Saw him live last summer. YUMMEH!!!!!!!

boneless

I have a date tomorrow night.........



*Listen to the sound of him scrubbing under his arms..... *

Lust4Life

Yay! Boneless has a date!
Word of advice tho... don't randomly ask her "Will they have _____ in hell?" You just might freak her out a little!
Oh, also the pink combat boots would probably look SPECTACULAR with a purple Tutu!

Go get her! Rawr!

boneless

It's pink combat pants... the boots are good old western ones with cuban heels... brown ones....


The shirt is Very loud and buttons up across the chest, Duke style...


Will I wear the Teamsters baseball cap or the stetson?

Lust4Life

Stetsons are sexy. Deffo go with that. It may tie the whole outfit together.

So where'd you meet this lass?

Tar.Aldarion

I'm still in the comic book store...

boneless

Lust4Life wrote:

Stetsons are sexy. Deffo go with that. It may tie the whole outfit together.

So where'd you meet this lass?

At a Dante convention.....

Lust4Life

Oh, well then by all means, feel free to mention hell then!
Just be your self, Love. She'll either fall madly in love with you or get a restraining order against you.:p

boneless

Puhhht.... restraining orders!! I collect them... ask anyone on the UCD forum!!:DAnyway, they're just another way of saying she really loves me....*damn judge, riuning my fun......*I wonder will there be judges in hell?

Jack B. Badd

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I'm still in the comic book store...

Oh sweetie, poor you. I totally forgot about you! Whatever can I do to make it up to you, I wonder...?

Lust4Life

Well, Jack, I believe he is now waiting at the post office. You'll recognize him easily. He's the one with the disappointed look on his face saying "Where's me Coke Blak from L4L???? So what if I didn't give an address! It ought to be here!":D

Jack B. Badd

L4L, the address I used was Tar.Aldarion, Sligo, Ireland and my hair sample got through ok

Lust4Life

Posted by Jack B. Badd
L4L, the address I used was Tar.Aldarion, Sligo, Ireland and my hair sample got through ok

OMG! You are just too funny!!!!!!!!
I think the two of you may be a perfect match! Get thee to the Comic book store!


Note: but he's moving from Sligo and I don't know if I could locate a Coke Blak T-shirt in that short amount of time to conceal the soda through customs!

Jack B. Badd

I'm already in a comic book store, girlie! I'm just not sure if Tar is here and I don't want to look like a wally shouting "Tar.Aldarion" out at the top of my voice

Lust4Life

Aw, go on! Yell it! Can't you hear the echoes?