Oh its 20:47 o'clock

Anti

Know what that mean ?


ITS TIME TO GET DRUUUUUUNK !!!!


*goes off to fridge to get beers in*

Merrick

I'm waaaaaaaayyy ahead of ya man....

Trinity

Thank f*ck i'm not the only one sitting in on a friday night.

**Holds glass up** Cheers everyone!!

Anti

*toasts*

To the lads !!

Merrick

*waves glass*

And lady!

Trinity

**starts sing song**

"All by mysellllllllllllffffffffffff"

Jack B. Badd

Merrick wrote:

*waves glass*

And lady!

Ladies Mmmmm...ladies....

Anti

WHat your not gay ?

Well no coo-eeee for you good sir

Jack B. Badd

I am going to put "Dude, I am a CHICK!" in my sig so that I don't have to keep posting it!
Does a barrel of tea count as getting drunk?

Anti

is it long island ice'd tea ?

Jules

anti wrote:

is it long island ice'd tea ?

long islands are my favourite!!!!!!

and yes plenty sitting in tonight.... but beers beers beers tomorrow!

Anti

dont you mena long cock ?

Jack B. Badd

anti wrote:

is it long island ice'd tea ?

Nope, but it has a rather large amount of alcohol in it anyway

Jules

anti wrote:

dont you mena long cock ?

oh hunny you know me so well, such a good stalkee.... your gonna be made a very happy boy cuz of that comment....


or maybe you can make me a very happy girl!

Jack B. Badd

I have no stalker/stalkee I feel unloved and alone

Anti

i can do no more then try;)

Anti

Jack B. Badd wrote:

I have no stalker/stalkee I feel unloved and alone

If you wish i could stalk you on a purely part time basis, but you wil have to clear this with jules

Jack B. Badd

anti wrote:

If you wish i could stalk you on a purely part time basis, but you wil have to clear this with jules

As stalker or stalkee? I am unsure of the rules... Can women be stalkees and men be stalkers? Or are these roles very gender specific? Much confusion

Anti

We have lusty lads too ya know

Dooom

I have diet coke, can I join in?

Trinity

I think it depends on your own personal preference

To stalk or to be stalked. THAT is the question.........

I'm new here but i am a professional stalker in the 'real world'. I dont so much enjoy being the stalkee.............

Right now i am biding my time whilst i choose a victim from this board. I have someone in mind............mmmmmmmmmmm

Merrick

Jack B. Badd wrote:

As stalker or stalkee? I am unsure of the rules... Can women be stalkees and men be stalkers? Or are these roles very gender specific? Much confusion

May I suggest even more alcohol. You'll think of the answers to all of these questions, amongst others, in due time...

Dooom

I don't think mmmmmmmmmmmm's a user.

Jack B. Badd

anti wrote:

We have lusty lads too ya know

Sexcellent! I hereby accept any stalkers that come my way Provided I have to do very little work and they come equiped with uber-stylish binoculars

Trinity

Oh really?

**** i will have to pick someone else :mad:

Jack B. Badd

Trinity1 wrote:

Oh really?

**** i will have to pick someone else :mad:

but but why?

Merrick

Spike wrote:

I have diet coke, can I join in?

Diet!?
BLAH!!!
Doesn't come close to the proper filthy Coke. Throw some vodka into it, make it a bit interesting.

Trinity

Jack B. Badd wrote:

but but why?

apparently mmmmmmmmmmm's not a user.

dammit, i will have to go back to stalker school. Have i learnt nothing!!!!

Trinity

Jack B. Badd wrote:

but but why?

I'm a chick too - unless ya want a stalker who is a chick?

Or maybe thats just weeeeeeiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddd or is it :cool:

Jules

hold on hold on, ya cant just up and be a stalkee/er there are rules and rights of passage to follow.... and as for you anti, dont make me come over ther and shut you up!!!

Jack B. Badd

weeeeeeiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddd in a not so bad way maybe...

Oh knowledgable jules80, what are the rules? Tell us so that we may know and I will no longer be alone and unloved!

Anti

ORLY

Jack B. Badd

what does "orly" mean? and is the orange font important to its meaning?

Anti

i will let jules explain

Trinity

jules80 wrote:

hold on hold on, ya cant just up and be a stalkee/er there are rules and rights of passage to follow.... and as for you anti, dont make me come over ther and shut you up!!!

Is there an initiation ritual??

Trinity

Jack B. Badd wrote:

what does "orly" mean? and is the orange font important to its meaning?

Yeah what Jack said

Jules

Jack B. Badd wrote:

weeeeeeiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddd in a not so bad way maybe...

Oh knowledgable jules80, what are the rules? Tell us so that we may know and I will no longer be alone and unloved!

oh you flatter me so!!!! anyway stalkers are always female, stalkees male, so you my dear jack would be a stalker... now... we are big into looking out for each other, when one of out respective stalkees steps outta line and the stalker isnt there we expect one of our sisters to jump in a put the little leech into line.....

also you must not pic any of the following
Amp, anti, fysh, clownbag, spacec, marts, county, steve06 and there are a few around, you will see them under the sigs any well they are taken, so anyone else is open game... but if one of us gets tired of a certian stalkee, and this happens alot they can be abit boring, we can pass them on!!!

you do not let them away with anything, nothing zip nadda, you must post after them as much as possible, and also do your best to make them feel wonderful, you can do this through pm or threads, but be careful, some can be very very naughty........

looks at fysh..... *cracks whip*

anyway we are a very friendly lot and love having new vict..... people in TCN

pardon any spelling or grammer mistakes im a bit thick!

yes thers is a first right of passage to be found in the lusty thread called a night of a thousand pillow fights!!! but not now someone is attacking TCN....
to the feedback thread!!!!

Trinity

*** rummages through filofax for CV and references***

Ok so my intended stalkee is not on your list.

How do i start??

And ORLY (in orange font) means what again??

Jack B. Badd

jules80 wrote:

oh you flatter me so!!!! anyway stalkers are always female, stalkees male, so you my dear jack would be a stalker...

Due to my revolutionary nature and also my general laziness, I blow raspberries at your sexist rules and quietly demand that I be allowed to become a stalkee! For lazy wimmin everywhere
If you ignore my demands I shall be forced to go away and never bother ye again!

takola

I have decided to feck not drinking! I'm gonna get pissed tonight! Glad I'm not alone though

Jules

Jack B. Badd wrote:

Due to my revolutionary nature and also my general laziness, I blow raspberries at your sexist rules and quietly demand that I be allowed to become a stalkee! For lazy wimmin everywhere
If you ignore my demands I shall be forced to go away and never bother ye again!

yeah tbh im getting tired of it at the moment.,.. think i need a break and am open to being stalked... it is the 2006 ya know!!!! so any takers!!?? anyone wanna stalk me?

Jack B. Badd

Jesus, girl and I was barely twisting that arm of yours!
Do you have to be stalked by a member of the opposite sex still?

Trinity

COme join us and be as one.............

That was for Takola but my quotey thing didnt work...........

Anti

takola wrote:

I have decided to feck not drinking! I'm gonna get pissed tonight! Glad I'm not alone though

All i can say is

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Anti

jules80 wrote:

yeah tbh im getting tired of it at the moment.,.. think i need a break and am open to being stalked... it is the 2006 ya know!!!! so any takers!!?? anyone wanna stalk me?

Sold to the handsome gentleman in the corner

Namely ME !!

Jack B. Badd

My alcoholic tea is not so alcoholic as I thought...maybe caffeine poisoning will have a similar effect as alcohol poisoning!

Jules

anti wrote:

Sold to the handsome gentleman in the corner

Namely ME !!

ah Sir Anti.... you are too kind... well let the stalking commence!!!!

Jack B. Badd

And as for mise...?

chamlis

Here, have a Corona...

Jack B. Badd

Corona? o_O trying to get me drunk? Or is that some kind of icecream?

Anti

you know damn well what it is !