New Stalkers Wanted

Fysh

Apparently my stalkers are now unwilling to stalk me and uphold their end of the stalker/stalkee agreement. Therefore I am in the market for new stalkers.

Requirements : A filthy mind, willingness to engage in banter that may descend into sheer lecherous filth from my side. Willingness to arrange for brigades of gorgeous women to have their wicked ways with me will be considered a plus but is not required.

In return, I will...talk filth at you, pretty much. LOOK. IT'S A GOOD DEAL. Honest.

Applications to be submitted here in triplicate with further copies sent to your local councillor/parish priest/insane serial killer.

takola

Aww Fysh you nearly make me feel sorry enough to offer!!!

Jack B. Badd

Am I the only one who thinks it's a bit odd to be asking for people to stalk you?
I mean, surely the challenge lies in stalking someone who doesn't actively want it...

Fysh

Look, I'm bored at work and internet stalkage + me talking filth without getting arrested is about the most entertainment I can hope for. Don't diss it.

Jack B. Badd

Defensive much...? Sigh, what kind of filth?

Fysh

Yes I am defensive, thank you so very much :P

Pretty much any kind going, I suppose. General lecherousness would be a good description, though it's descending into nerdy sysadmin jokes at work so I may have to bail out of this stalkee thing completely for a while.

Jack B. Badd

Oddly the concept of nerdy lecherousness intrigues me, while disturbing me at the same time, but in an intriguing way...

chamlis

Indeed. How does that work, exactly?

Deer

:mad: Fysh - you have been a very very naughty boy. I am far to busy to stalk you today what with finishing my job and all. Have a bit of patience and your stalking shall come. Shame on you.:mad:

Jules

hold on a sex.... i have been stalking you ever day, at least four times a day!!!!

Fysh

W00t, looks like it's gonna be a stalkeriffic weekend for me at this rate

Jules

its gonna be a spankeriffic weekend you will not be able to sit down for a week you naughty boy, get over here and drop those pants NOW!!!!

*cracks whip*

Fysh

I feel naked and vulnerable when I'm bent over with my pants down. You think I'd learn, wouldn't you?

Still, I must obey the mistress(es)...

homah_7ft

What's with the big banner? Someone could end up stalking you with behaviour like that. BTW I didn't read the rest of the thread.

Trinity

Hes on a recruitment drive for new stalkers.

homah_7ft

Trinity1 wrote:

Hes on a recruitment drive for new stalkers.

Nah I'm out. I don't like to do that to flowers.

takola

You're missing out Homah! Where ya been hiding??? :eek:

homah_7ft

Beneath my flower friends of course.