Who are the Boards' lick-arses?

fade2black

There are quite a few...you know those people who lick up to admins, kiss mod's arses, want to mod as many forums as possible...those guys who were on charge when the teacher left the room.

To start off, I'll vote for Sjones.

boneless

Me!!! Pick Me!!!!

Sparky

One Mod to another.

/pats fade2blacks back.

It's ok.

sjones wrote:

My ears just went red. Is somebody talking about me??

fade2black

I vote for Spark-s too. I belive he co-produced that show 24 just so he could mod the forum. And foreign satellite? What the hell is that? You can't just make up forums.

Sparky

Foreign satellite, well its a front for spying on [strike]people[/strike] things.

Yes you are correct about 24. In fact there is a deleted scene when me and Kim Bauer have passionate sex, but we all decided to delete it as it would put off Kim's male fan base.

Cuddlesworth

When did we get a forum for stealing chinese satelites?

Hellm0

I wouldnt label it "stealing", thats such a strong word. I prefer borrowing.

boneless

Liberating??

Hobart

I agree with your initial choice fade. Sjones has his head stuck so far up one mods/admins arse at any one stage, he's actually begining to look Asian. Also on that list I would like to add the following:

Amp : I believe he moved in with an Admin just to get posting privilages.

Asok: Worked for free, is still doing it, speaks in monosyllables just to be like Ecksor.

Ecksor: The "junior" of the admins. His boyish good looks and penchant for mustard are obvious signs of a devient mind. He has the ability to appear to be double jointed, sexual favours to Cloud are an ongoing thing.

Cuddlesworth

Interesting, so who do I have to blow to become a mod then?

Hellm0

Dont need to blow anyone, but you will need to find the jade monkey by the next full moon

Cuddlesworth

Shhhhhhhh, quiet.




Sparky is watching us from Hong Cong. Lets go into one of those useless forum's that nobody who matters use's. Like that Lost one. Then we can find the Jade monkey together and share the spoils!

Hellm0

Whos to say I dont allready have it. You'll have to blow me if you want it though.

The Free Man

ruu

sig police, get a loife, loike.

fade2black

Yeah...I agree with Ruu alright...he really should open the curtains and take a look outside at the very least!

Anti

What... People actually open the curtains to look .....outside

/me runs

Sparky

You know, that hate forum needs people like you.

Cuddlesworth

We have a hate forum as well? Are you also a pretend mod on that, so you can tell your mulitiple accounts to quiet down?

daiixi

HATE FORUM!!!!!!!!!*








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Ruu_Old

fade2black wrote:

Yeah...I agree with Ruu alright...he really should open the curtains and take a look outside at the very least!

Now you don't get any cake!

chillywilly

Ruu wrote:

Now you don't get any cake!

nothing ever dampens your spirit, does it Ruu?:D












licking ruu's ass:p