Teh lusteh laydeez !

Anti

Since us fellas have to put up with being stalked 24/7. Do we get a picture to match up with the dark outline of the stalker in my bushes ?

no.

Jules

apologises a pic would just take away from the suspense!

Doomspell

tough shyte...no

Lust4Life

Here ya go, Anti...



No, that's not really me, but it works.

Anti

oh ya, im sure your hotter then that irl !

Lust4Life

Yes, it's just a fuzzy outline so you can recognize me outside your window.

Anti

haha

takola

Here, What's all this PUT UP WITH stuff??? :eek:

Jules

they love it and they know it..... and i have yet to get evidence of these pm's thus far unimpressed!

Anti

quit your moaning, or it shall be me tying you down with the leather straps while YOU wear the gimpmask and ball !

takola

Not sure I'm too fond of this one Jules! :rolleyes:

Jules

i can handle him....

*takes out the bull whip and cracks it in antis direction.... back bitch and know you place..... on your knees!

Anti

/me flees into the corner

Jules

and stay there till i tell you that you can come out.....

say yes jules!

Anti

yes jules

Jules

good bitch.... pets anti on the head and allows him to touch her leg!

thats all for now you need to earn anymore!

spacecoyote

Ah anti, as a fellow stalkee i can inform you that i have seen pics on boards of takola, jules & deer. The other laydeez have thus far remained elusive (but we shall crack them, if i have to stay up, & down on them all night *me, begins muscle exercises in preparation for nights of cramp-free oral action*)

Deer

Oh my lord spacey. I'm excited now.

takola

You can't have him deer, He's mine! Spaceman put your tongue away! NOW!

spacecoyote

a coyote's-tongues work is never done!!!

Fysh

Oh dear, dissent in the ranks already eh? (That said, it's only fair, I can't help but notice that the ladies are stalking several fellas each....although this is all going to get very incestuous)

takola

Funny cos I ain't seen any of that work myself! :rolleyes:

spacecoyote

well i guess you need to put a little better stalker work in then!!!

Fysh

takola wrote:

Funny cos I ain't seen any of that work myself! :rolleyes:

Rawr! Would you like a saucer of milk with that? Or perhaps I can show you what a cat showed me 'bout slow lickin', since your stalkees aren't obliging you?

takola

You can kiss my ass spaceman!

spacecoyote

Matt Holck

stalking can be fun
till they get details about you mixed
and how they imagined you is not who you are

takola

Fysh wrote:

Rawr! Would you like a saucer of milk with that? Or perhaps I can show you what a cat showed me 'bout slow lickin', since your stalkees aren't obliging you?

Wow thanks for the offer, But I'm gonna have to turn you down! I'm washing my hair!

spacecoyote

thats my stalker, thanks for the faithfulness

Fysh

takola wrote:

Wow thanks for the offer, But I'm gonna have to turn you down! I'm washing my hair!

Fair enough, I guess you must be using Organics shampoo in that case.

/me gets coat

takola

spacecoyote wrote:

thats my stalker, thanks for the faithfulness

Could take some lessons there now couldn't ya?

Deer

Fysh wrote:

Rawr! Would you like a saucer of milk with that? Or perhaps I can show you what a cat showed me 'bout slow lickin', since your stalkees aren't obliging you?

Oi - Fysh - your MINE:mad:

Fysh

Boards.ie : Redefining stalking for the 21st Century.

Fysh

Deer wrote:

Oi - Fysh - your MINE:mad:

Cripes! Nabbed!

Deer

I'm getting the paddle board out right now.....

Fysh

Deer wrote:

I'm getting the paddle board out right now.....

Score! (See, it was all part of my elaborate plan...)

Deer

It's studded - was that part of your plan too?

takola

See.. There ya go fysh! Lucky I turned you down. I'm not the violent type and I'm not into punishing my stalkees!

Besides only other guy I'm gonna stalk ever is Clownbag!

Fysh

Deer wrote:

It's studded - was that part of your plan too?

No, but it's an extra I thought I'd have to pay more for so BONUS!

Deer

takola wrote:

See.. There ya go fysh! Lucky I turned you down. I'm not the violent type and I'm not into punishing my stalkees!

Besides only other guy I'm gonna stalk ever is Clownbag!

I thought he was taken!

takola

He is. By Scraggs

Anti

oh well, you can stalk me then if you want. 2 stalkers is never enough. im guessing you will have to talk to jules about this, as she might punish me

Jules

Nice to see the girls are putting a little bit of domiance into it too and yer damn right anti, you have enough in L and I, god you'll be too tired for L anyway... now.... are you being a good boy or do i have to get the nipple clamps and hot wax out?

Fysh

jules80 wrote:

Nice to see the girls are putting a little bit of domiance into it too and yer damn right anti, you have enough in L and I, god you'll be too tired for L anyway... now.... are you being a good boy or do i have to get the nipple clamps and hot wax out?

Anti gets hot wax as well? I'm jealous!

Jules

well if your not careful when i get this one under my thumb your next!

Fysh

jules80 wrote:

well if your not careful when i get this one under my thumb your next!

You may have to fight Deer for that, but I'm game. Hell, I'll be there with a videocamera and no pants on if that happens

Anti

what, no 12v car battery this time ??

Your loosing your touch love.

Fysh

anti wrote:

what, no 12v car battery this time ?? Your loosing your touch love.

I heard mutterings that the car battery was going to be attached to the vibrator aimed at your brown pocket, so I'd tread with caution if I were you. Oh, and purchase some lube. It'll help. A bit.

Jules

no the car battery was for my bob!!

and fysh.... we can have a little one on one on the side... who's gonna tell deer!



god damn it!

Deer

I'm watching the pair of you...............