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Teh lusteh laydeez !

  • 20-08-2006 11:39PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Since us fellas have to put up with being stalked 24/7. Do we get a picture to match up with the dark outline of the stalker in my bushes ?


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  • Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Wayne Most Supper


    no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    apologises a pic would just take away from the suspense!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    tough shyte...no


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Here ya go, Anti...

    Catherine-Zeta-Jones.jpg

    No, that's not really me, but it works.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    oh ya, im sure your hotter then that irl !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yes, it's just a fuzzy outline so you can recognize me outside your window.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    haha :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Here, What's all this PUT UP WITH stuff??? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    they love it and they know it..... and i have yet to get evidence of these pm's thus far unimpressed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    quit your moaning, or it shall be me tying you down with the leather straps while YOU wear the gimpmask and ball !


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Not sure I'm too fond of this one Jules! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    i can handle him....

    *takes out the bull whip and cracks it in antis direction.... back bitch and know you place..... on your knees!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    /me flees into the corner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    and stay there till i tell you that you can come out.....

    say yes jules!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    yes jules


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    good bitch.... pets anti on the head and allows him to touch her leg!

    thats all for now you need to earn anymore!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,985 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Ah anti, as a fellow stalkee i can inform you that i have seen pics on boards of takola, jules & deer. The other laydeez have thus far remained elusive (but we shall crack them, if i have to stay up, & down on them all night *me, begins muscle exercises in preparation for nights of cramp-free oral action*)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Deer


    Oh my lord spacey. I'm excited now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    You can't have him deer, He's mine! Spaceman put your tongue away! NOW! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,985 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    a coyote's-tongues work is never done!!!


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,189 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    Oh dear, dissent in the ranks already eh? (That said, it's only fair, I can't help but notice that the ladies are stalking several fellas each....although this is all going to get very incestuous)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Funny cos I ain't seen any of that work myself! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,985 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    well i guess you need to put a little better stalker work in then!!! :D


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,189 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    takola wrote:
    Funny cos I ain't seen any of that work myself! :rolleyes:

    Rawr! Would you like a saucer of milk with that? ;) Or perhaps I can show you what a cat showed me 'bout slow lickin', since your stalkees aren't obliging you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    You can kiss my ass spaceman!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,985 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    charlize_theron-ass_kiss_resize.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    stalking can be fun
    till they get details about you mixed
    and how they imagined you is not who you are


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Fysh wrote:
    Rawr! Would you like a saucer of milk with that? ;) Or perhaps I can show you what a cat showed me 'bout slow lickin', since your stalkees aren't obliging you?

    Wow thanks for the offer, But I'm gonna have to turn you down! I'm washing my hair! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,985 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    thats my stalker, thanks for the faithfulness


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,189 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    takola wrote:
    Wow thanks for the offer, But I'm gonna have to turn you down! I'm washing my hair! :p

    Fair enough, I guess you must be using Organics shampoo in that case.

    /me gets coat


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