Wanna Sell Yourself

Jules

well just click on

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

and type your boards name into the box on the left and sit back it will give you your advertising slogan in seconds


"every kiss starts with a jules80"

they know me so well..... post up your slogans!!!!

Tar.Aldarion

I got Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Tar.aldarion.
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Tar.aldarion it is!

and,

Do You, uh, Tar.aldarion?

Lust4Life

Well, I had to erase and re-paste my name in again to get other options which were:


The Best Part of Waking Up is Lust4life in Your Cup.

Lust4life Keeps Going and Going.

Only Lust4life Can Prevent Forest Fires.

Give That Man A Lust4life.

:cool:

Ruu_Old

"Wouldn't You Like To Be A Ruu Too?"

"Ruu - The Appetizer!":eek: But..but I'm a skinny boy!

Jules

i put in a few more and got

Jules80 is good for you

Cleans right around the Jules80

and my personal favourite

"i can't believe i ate the whole Jules80!!"

Lust4Life

Ruu, Dahling, that's why you're an appetizer and not the main course!

Don't worry, you're still yummy!:cool:

Lust4Life

Posted by jules:
"I can't believe I ate the whole Jules80"

Was it good for you??:D

Dirk Gently

so easy, no wonder clown bag is no:1

is that thing calling me a man whore

Jules

see i told you they know you so well!!!

Lust4Life

Hey! he's MY man Whore!
pose for me, baby. Look into the web cam. Oh YES!!!

Jules

be careful L scraggs will get you~!

Dirk Gently

relax, don't be fighting over little old me.
I'm proud to have lust4life as my official american stalker. scraggs is my Irish babe. no conflict of interest whatsoever.

Lust4Life

She need never know.

Jules

what about me CB

cuz apparently

Smart. Beautiful. Jules80

oh SSSSSOOOOO FCUKIN FUNNY

151 Countries, One Jules80


see thats why im so tired!!!

Dirk Gently

ok, official stalker status is as follows....

lust4life is my american stalker

scraggalicious = carlow

jules = dublin

takola = sligo

Jules

woo hoo im closest.... i can get nearer.... lock of hair anyone!!!

Lust4Life

Gonna have to dig up a vintage Ricky Nelson Album if you keep this up, CB.

You're a travelin' man
Made a lot of stops all over the world...

Tar.Aldarion

(Annie Are You OK?)
(Will You Tell Us That You're OK?)
(There's A Sign In The Window)
(That He Struck You - A Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)

Ruu_Old

:eek: North of Chicago!

/me is South of Chicago *slam door, screech of tires*

Lust4Life

So where's your Beers then?

Of course I'm about 4 hours from Chicago
Can I sleep on your couch?
Can my hubby share your bed?

Ruu_Old

It won't be in the US.

Lust4Life

Smart Man!

takola

I got Smart. Beautiful. Takola.

Got a bit boring there in fairness

Kojak

Go To Work On A Kojak.

Doomspell

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

(Annie Are You OK?)
(Will You Tell Us That You're OK?)
(There's A Sign In The Window)
(That He Struck You - A Crescendo Annie)
(He Came Into Your Apartment)
(He Left The Bloodstains On The Carpet)
(Then You Ran Into The Bedroom)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)

Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
Annie Are You Ok
So, Annie Are You Ok
Are You Ok Annie
You've Been Hit By
You've Been Hit By-
A Smooth Criminal

P-P-P-Pick Up A Bluey.

Feel the Bluey.


These sound like good plans to me

Doomspell

Did a few and this is my favourite,

"If You Can't Beat Doomspell, Join Doomspell."

Doomspell

Ok now I'm FREAKED OUT!!!!! Look at this one


"Good Doomspell Has Danish Written All Over It."

And I'm half Danish:eek:

i like danishes, they're tasty

Doomspell

Ya there gooooood, I can make them. Its great!!!!

can i have one =D

Doomspell

Sure, whats your home address:D

742 evergreen terrace, springfield

Doomspell

LOL!! Damn you Jules it's so addictive,

"Let loose the Blondy!!"

monkeyfudge

When You've Got Monkeyfudge, Flaunt It.

Actually it was awful what Tesco did to the Danish in 2012 AD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfSi0D7KESk

boneless

I'm one eight Danish... my left leg, I think...

Gary ITR

At 29p an Onkle51, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.

Sparky

The Sparky-S For All Ages. :eek:

And All Because The Lady Loves Sparky-S.

It's Just For Me And My Sparky-S

boneless

boneless smells like a puppy's first poo

_Kaiser_

"Gives A Meal Kaiser2000-Appeal."

"Did Somebody Say Kaiser2000?"

"You've Got Questions. We've Got Kaiser2000."

but my favorite...

"The Ultimate Kaiser2000 Machine."

Trinity

You too can have a Trinity1 like mine! ......................


Only Trinity1 can prevent forest fires!


refreshes the Trinity1 other beers cannot reach????

Celticfire

"Double the Pleasure, Double the Celticfire."

spacecoyote

Stimulation for Body and Spacecoyote.

amp

Shake the Bottle, Wake the Amp.

Lust4Life

Amp, that sounds VERY appropriate for you!
Thanks for coming down from your Ivory Tower to walk among the peasants!
We Love you!

Anti

Don't Live a Little, Live an Anti.


Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Anti.

Monsieur, with this Anti you are really spoiling us. ( i like that one )

amp

Lust4Life wrote:

Amp, that sounds VERY appropriate for you!
Thanks for coming down from your Ivory Tower to walk among the peasants!
We Love you!

Actually I live in a basement AND I POST HERE ALL THE FRIGGING TIME!

Deer

You Deserve a Deer Today - true
Exceedingly good Deer - True
Deer - it does a body good - sooo true
Double the pleasure, double the deer - huh!
I'm stuck on Deer - cos Deer's stuck on me - hmmmm
Always after me Deer - fits in with the whole stalking business methinks
Come one, come all to Deer!!!

county

i will sell myself for the the tune of 100 english pounds,



any takers

Doomspell

county wrote:

100 english pounds

5!

county

higher please,this is some high quailty merchandise up for grabs