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Ultimate Orange

  • 18-08-2006 5:30pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭


    For anyone who reads musclemag, on the back page (cover) there is an add for ultimate orange and a picture of some old geezer getting to grips with a leggy blonde. The add says 'Ultimate Orange is back and now legal' but it doesn't say what the hell it is!!

    so..what the hell is it??

    Anyone?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭abetarrush


    viagra?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    it's a pre-workout drink, basically just protein, vit C, vit B's, green tea extract. I know the ad you mean and it's sooo cheesy!! They say it's 'now legal' because it used to have ephedra in it, but not any more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭cousin_borat


    That is a blast from the past. Haven't seen the ad but I had a tub of it 5/6 years ago. Took it before football games. I found it very effective however no idea what the new formula would be like.

    Edit: Maybe too effective, first match I played after taking it I dislocated my knee jumping into a sliding tackle... muppet that I am


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭yomchi


    g'em wrote:
    it's a pre-workout drink, basically just protein, vit C, vit B's, green tea extract. I know the ad you mean and it's sooo cheesy!! They say it's 'now legal' because it used to have ephedra in it, but not any more.

    Ah ha! I see thanks g'em. Yeh the add is laughable for sure :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 995 ✭✭✭cousin_borat


    People took it like Red Bull now doing all nighters as well


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭King of Kings


    http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/next/ult.html

    think this is what you are after

    and cos I'm soo nice I copied the kak they wrote on it.
    Hope it bores you to tears like it did me ;)

    Unleashing Explosive Energy To Thousands Of "In The Know" Athletes!

    Yes! The Original Workout Intensifier is back! With more explosive power than 7 shots of espresso - without the Ephedra risk! Since 1982, Ultimate Orange has unleashed explosive energy to thousands of "in the know" athletes. Now Ultimate Orange is back and better than ever! Each retro branded 16oz Ultimate Orange container delivers the intense power you crave in the Original Orange flavor you love! A massive flood of energy surges through your veins in just minutes. Just one serving of Ultimate Orange combines the explosive formula of QuadraCarb, Taurine and Caffeine! PLUS - we stacked in Focus-In with L-Tyrosine to provide the mental focus needed to blast through sticking points and workout barriers. Even more - we've built in 13g of America’s #1 selling protein - Xpress Whey ensuring immediate and effective muscle recovery. Don't waste your time, money and space on so-called energy drinks that fail to deliver. Ultimate Orange; The Original Workout Intensifier, is now available!

    Ultimate Orange Adds:

    * Crazy Intense workouts
    * Increase Size and Strength
    * Added focus
    * Ephedra Free Energy
    * Stimol Anti-Fatigue Factor

    Order today using our 100% secure server and get it at the lowest prices in the world with our fast, inexpensive 2 - 3 day shipping! NOBODY beats our overall price!

    1 Lb. $49.99 $29.99
    Original: [Order]

    What's In It?
    Supplement Facts:

    Serving Size: 1 Level Scoop (30g)
    Servings Per Container: 15

    Amount Per Serving:

    Total Calories 110
    Calories From Fat 0
    Total Fat 0 g 0%
    Saturated Fat 0 g 0%
    Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
    Total Carbohydrates 15 g 5%
    Sugars 4 g
    Protein 13 g 26%

    Vitamin A 2500 I.U. 50%
    Vitamin C 294 mg 490%
    (as ascorbic acid)
    Calcium 40 mg 4%
    Iron 20%
    Vitamin D 15%
    Vitamin E 4.5 I.U. 15%
    (as mixed tocopherols)
    Niacin (B3) 23 mg 115%
    (as niacinamide)
    Pyridoxine (B6) 2.9 mg 145%
    (as pyridoxine hydrochloride)
    Cyanocobalamin (B12) 582 mcg 9700%
    Pantothenic Acid 26 mg 260%
    Magnesium 392 mg 98%
    (as mg oxide and mg aspartate)
    Chromium 240 mcg 200%
    (as chromium aspartate)

    Proprietary blend: 26,289mg
    -Xpress Whey - 8,650mg
    (whey protein isolate, l-leucine, l-isoleucine, l-valine, l-arginine, betaine hydrochloride)
    -Quadracarb - 7,860mg
    (maltodextrin, sucrose, dextrose, fructose)
    -Focus-In - 5,170mg
    (l-tyrosine, glucuronolactone, taurine, dmae, phosphatidyl choline, l-phenylalanine, vinpocetine)
    -Stimol - 3,000mg
    (citrulline malate, l-citrulline)
    -Bio-Vite - 1,240mg
    (magnesium oxide, ascorbic acid, magnesium aspartate, pantothenic acid, chromium aspartate, niacinimide, pyridoxine hydrochloride, cyanacobalamin)
    -Epileine - 369 mg
    [caffeine (300mg), green tea extract, 9% epigallacatchin gallate]

    Other Ingredients:
    Citric acid, natural and artificial orange flavor, malic acid, lecithin, acesulfame potassium, sucralose, FD&C yellow #6.

    Directions: Mix 1-3 scoops of Ultimate Orange in 16 fl.oz. of cold water. For best results drink Ultimate Orange 30-45 minutes before your workout.

    These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭yomchi


    ta, i'll stick to me Xplode for now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    If i remember correctly, which i most likely don't.....this stuff was originally developed by Dan Duchaine?

    He was the underground God of the internet gear bag.

    I could be wrong about that though.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    No,it was Tony Quinn what developed it :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭yomchi


    Dragan wrote:
    If i remember correctly, which i most likely don't.....this stuff was originally developed by Dan Duchaine?

    He was the underground God of the internet gear bag.

    I could be wrong about that though.

    Yeh thats the guy! Hey Dragan is that you on in the photo with the leggy blonde? :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Jon wrote:
    Yeh thats the guy! Hey Dragan is that you on in the photo with the leggy blonde? :D

    Nah, you'll know me when you see me. You'll stop in your tracks, and despite being hetro you'll think i'm the most beautiful man you ever saw. A tear will slip down you face as you think about how amazing i am. It tough man, but you'll get through it!!! :D:D:D

    Man, i love pulling the piss out of myself, cuz in Real Life i am "teh ugly"!!!! ha ha ha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    Dude if i was a fit chick i'd totally let you get me drunk then hit it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,235 ✭✭✭iregk


    I got a tub of ultimate orange a few years back. Great stuff so it was, took it 15 or so mins before footie matchs and it gave me great energy all the way though.

    But yes it was made illegal becuase of the stimulant ephedrine that it used to contain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭yomchi


    Dragan wrote:
    Nah, you'll know me when you see me. You'll stop in your tracks, and despite being hetro you'll think i'm the most beautiful man you ever saw. A tear will slip down you face as you think about how amazing i am. It tough man, but you'll get through it!!! :D:D:D

    Man, i love pulling the piss out of myself, cuz in Real Life i am "teh ugly"!!!! ha ha ha

    NEWS JUST IN... sales of Ultimate Orange have Plummeted across Ireland.... :D


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