A man is defined by his enemies

delop

I wonder if its true.... Anyone have a suggestion for a good enemy for me?

TomCo

Natural light?

Dragan

delop wrote:

I wonder if its true.... Anyone have a suggestion for a good enemy for me?

Generally speaking a good plan is to pick someone behind the counter in your local video store.......my Arch Nemisis works in Extravision would you believe!

delop

TomCo wrote:

Natural light?

Ive always had trouble with the 'Gravitational pull of the moon '

Ruu_Old

Capitol One is my arch nemesis, they won't take no for an answer!

Fanny Cradock

Dr Colossus;
Captain Chaos;
Barry Scott;
and my favourite: Jeremy Clarkson.

Tobias Greeshman

Well I always had a bit of a problem understanding women. I want to hate them but I can't.

I thought i had at least one, but I obviously don't, I feel empty now

Archeron

My nemesis is sea creatures generally. The only exceptions being mermaids and sponges.

Duras

delop wrote:

I wonder if its true.... Anyone have a suggestion for a good enemy for me?

Winnie the pooh?

Miguel_Sanchez

Personal hygiene?

When's the last time you had a shower?

BossArky

delop wrote:

I wonder if its true.... Anyone have a suggestion for a good enemy for me?

Thinking of people I don't know but would probably not get on with in person I have rated the following as they popped into my head (the higher the number the more I'd hate them)


David Beckham (8/10)
Prince Harry (9/10)
Prince William (8/10)
Michael Stipe (8/10)
Prince Charles (10/10)
Jim Carrey (11/10)
Lars Ulrich (99/10)

I see a pattern emerging here :eek:

Miguel_Sanchez

BossArky wrote:

I see a pattern emerging here :eek:

You only hate famous people?

To be a real arch enemy somebody must warrant that level of hatred - they must have a certain level of intelligence and/or evilness.

Therefore I don't think David Beckham could ever be anyone's arch enemy. He just don't got what it takes upstairs.

BossArky

Jeff_Lebowski wrote:

You only hate famous people?

To be a real arch enemy somebody must warrant that level of hatred - they must have a certain level of intelligence and/or evilness.

Therefore I don't think David Beckham could ever be anyone's arch enemy. He just don't got what it takes upstairs.

I want to add the following to my list above:

Jeff_Lebowski (9/10)

ball ox

Liolnel Richie. We just don't get on.

jester77

Supermacs after a good session has definely defined me...

...so I declare Supermacs my enemy

Miguel_Sanchez

BossArky wrote:

I want to add the following to my list above:

Jeff_Lebowski (9/10)

YES! I am now famous.

ekevosu

Jeff_Lebowski wrote:

To be a real arch enemy somebody must warrant that level of hatred - they must have a certain level of intelligence and/or evilness.

Spanish students....there are hundreds of them around for the summer and are surely evil and coordinated... blocking access to all entrances etc... children of the corn, all carrying the same yellow back packs causing mayhem...

BossArky

Jeff_Lebowski wrote:

YES! I am now famous.

I'm upgrading my threat assessment of the aforementioned due to his witty respones:

Jeff_Lebowski (10/10)

Sleepy

There's only one person great enough to be my nemesis: God.

TomCo

ekevosu wrote:

Spanish students...

I hate them too, lets beat them up at the airport.

ekevosu

TomCo wrote:

I hate them too, lets beat them up at the airport.

You ever see a small animal / bird get cornered a swarm of ants....too coordinated, too many.....they're arch nemesis, there has to be a better way...

Miguel_Sanchez

BossArky wrote:

I'm upgrading my threat assessment of the aforementioned due to his witty respones:

Jeff_Lebowski (10/10)

Upgraded threat assessment. Bah! That means I can't be brought on airplanes as hand luggage.

biko

delop wrote:

I wonder if its true.... Anyone have a suggestion for a good enemy for me?

Local pub owner?

Miguel_Sanchez

ekevosu wrote:

You ever see a small animal / bird get cornered a swarm of ants....too coordinated, too many.....they're arch nemesis, there has to be a better way...

Dig a pit outside McDonald's and cover it over with leaves and branches. Then leave one milkshake balanced precariously in the middle to entice them.

HA! HA!

delop

Sleepy wrote:

There's only one person great enough to be my nemesis: God.

This is the right idea, if you were to choose David Beckham... well you must not think much of yourself

hmmmm maybe Noam Chomskey

ekevosu

Jeff_Lebowski wrote:

Dig a pit outside McDonald's and cover it over with leaves and branches. Then leave one milkshake balanced precariously in the middle to entice them.

HA! HA!

more Pinky and the Brain than James Bond style dealing with nemesis but I like it.

what about the collateral damage? Would this not make more enemies?

CreepingDeath

I reckon your arch enemy should be spam leaflet distributors....

Cover your letterbox in superglue, and they'll stick like fly-paper.

Tar.Aldarion

Sleepy wrote:

There's only one person great enough to be my nemesis: God.

What if there is no God, would you think the ****in' same?
Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith.
Wake the **** up, can't ignore what I say, I got my own philosophy.
I hate everyone equally, you can't tear that out of me. No segregation -separation, just me in my world of enemies.
I never, said I wanted to be God's disciple. I'll never be the one to blindly follow. I'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple
I reject this ****in' race. I despise this ****in' place.

Smellyirishman

I keep my bible in a pool of blood , so that none of it's lies can effect me.

Tar.Aldarion

Well, that's just silly mate.

Smellyirishman

Yeah, you wouldn't believe the maintenance on a pool of blood these days.

TomCo

ekevosu wrote:

You ever see a small animal / bird get cornered a swarm of ants....too coordinated, too many.....they're arch nemesis, there has to be a better way...

I get you.
Poison gas is the (final) solution, just like the Nazi's. Those guys were pretty on the ball.

Be your own arch nemisis- it will lead to funny confrontations.

Deer

Deleted User wrote:

Be your own arch nemisis- it will lead to funny confrontations.

I'd actually have to agree on that one

Sleepy

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

What if there is no God, would you think the ****in' same?
Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith.
Wake the **** up, can't ignore what I say, I got my own philosophy.
I hate everyone equally, you can't tear that out of me. No segregation -separation, just me in my world of enemies.
I never, said I wanted to be God's disciple. I'll never be the one to blindly follow. I'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple
I reject this ****in' race. I despise this ****in' place.

You're missing the point. I'm agnostic.

JaysusMacfeck

Fanny Cradock wrote:

Dr Colossus;
Captain Chaos;
Barry Scott;
and my favourite: Jeremy Clarkson.

Jeremy Clarkson indeed. You should here his views about Ireland "a priest infected backwater"

Tar.Aldarion

Sleepy wrote:

You're missing the point. I'm agnostic.

You're missing the point, I'm randomly quoting songs, the post after mine is from the same song.
I've read enough to know what your views are platter boy.

ekevosu

TomCo wrote:

I get you.
Poison gas is the (final) solution, just like the Nazi's. Those guys were pretty on the ball.

I was trying to guide you to a more pacifist way of thinking of how to deal with them but instead I think I've turned you into the ultimate spanish student nemesis....the spanish student bogeyman if you will.

Fanny Cradock

JaysusMacfeck wrote:

Jeremy Clarkson indeed. You should here his views about Ireland "a priest infected backwater"

a ****ing jihad on him!

greenkittie

ONIONS! :mad:

cousin_borat

Ruu wrote:

Capitol One is my arch nemesis, they won't take no for an answer!

Couldnt agree more, I have started collecting all the crap they send me. Its already a foot high of envelopes after a month. Tried cancelling twice now.

Black Swan

Professor Moriarty.

Diarmiud

Ah, Mr Blue, we meet again.

Black Swan

Miss? Miss? The Church must really be in a reformation to allow a Miss to lead it? Then again, someone who leaves the cork out and goes to Oz...:rolleyes:

Diarmiud

You're obvioussly both attracted and repulsed by this cloaked figure. I do cut quite a figure in lace I admit.

Black Swan

"Put a shrimp on the barbie" oh cloaked figure with gender confusion, sounds much better than put a sardine...

Demetrius

No...the gentle pat on the couch seat and a "come hither and feast upon these sardines" look is way better.:D Quite sexy too, I might add.;)

Black Swan

Demetrius wrote:

No...the gentle pat on the couch seat and a "come hither and feast upon these sardines" look is way better.:D Quite sexy too, I might add.;)

Oh cloaked specter, I see there before me on the turf the gauntlet metaphor tossed. My proverbial sword is drawn (and I didn't cut myself to reveal the naked blade). Removing a glove from my left, I strike your countenance with profane intent. What better way to foster the beginnings of an adversarial relationship?

Karl Hungus

delop wrote:

Anyone have a suggestion for a good enemy for me?

How about the Jews?

Tar.Aldarion

There is not enough ginger hate on this thread.

Diarmiud

Hidden behind sacred vestements, I unleash my golden ass? no!...staff. Attentive and ready, it will hold fast under the blow of your tempered steel.

Behold! Look how bravely it stands! Like a soldier from ancient times about to enter single combat.