In light of legal proceedings issued by.........

Pighead

........Beruthial. Pighead shall no longer be referring to the renowned and well respected SMod of Personal Issues as -sugartits, angelpie, babybear, boopsie boo or panda bear.

I also realise that she is neither my chubby love muffin nor my sex wiesel(The Gnome TM). I have also agreed to stay out of any forum she moderates for at least 1 month and I will never post directly after her in any forum on boards.

The whole sorry affair reminds Pighead of his one and only time in court back in the 90's. Was up for a minor public disorder offence and all the lads back home thought this was great fun altogether. They all took a day off work to come up and laugh at me in court.

I took 200 quid out of my account thinking i'd get a 50 fine and the rest of the day would be spent in various watering holes around the city. Ended up getting fined 200 quid(most probably because I was in a suit and the judge thought I could afford it, fcuker). Had to pay the fine to The Jack and Jill foundation. (they are real I checked!)

Cue end of session and no food for a week for Pighead. Anyway anybody ever been to court before?

vorbis

Was up in an american court in March on a disorderly misdemeanour. Got arrested on Paddy's night. Quite the irish stereotype. Took the whole bloody day to get through with it. No donating to charity over here. Had to pay 100 dollars in "court costs". Told work I had a "throat infection" and had to go to "doctor".

Ruu_Old

An injustice Pighead no doubt, old chap. I have always kept my nose clean, no court appearances by Ruu.

eiretamicha

vorbis wrote:

Was up in an american court in March on a disorderly misdemeanour. Got arrested on Paddy's night. Quite the irish stereotype. Took the whole bloody day to get through with it. No donating to charity over here. Had to pay 100 dollars in "court costs". Told work I had a "throat infection" and had to go to "doctor".

Consider yourself lucky that you really didn't have a throat infection (lmao @ throat infection, I've got a dirty mind). In America, going to the "doctor" for a "throat infection" would cost a helluva lot more than 100 bucks. Damn capitalist money-grubbin pieces of shi...*grumble grumble*

Pighead

vorbis wrote:

Told work I had a "throat infection" and had to go to "doctor".

Ha Ha. Pigheads suit was back in the family home at the time. Had to go back home to get it. Mam asked what I needed it for. Told her I was up for Employee of The Year. She was so proud and she told EVERYONE.

tbh

eiretamicha wrote:

Consider yourself lucky that you really didn't have a throat infection (lmao @ throat infection, I've got a dirty mind). In America, going to the "doctor" for a "throat infection" would cost a helluva lot more than 100 bucks. Damn capitalist money-grubbin pieces of shi...*grumble grumble*

I have a throat infection, and - eerily - the doc and the drugs cost me €100. The greatest irony of all is I'm off to Amsterdam tomorrow for five days, and I feel like ****e. Ah well, kill or cure.

Terry

Pighead wrote:

........Beruthial. Pighead shall no longer be referring to the renowned and well respected SMod of Personal Issues as -sugartits, angelpie, babybear, boopsie boo or panda bear.

I also realise that she is neither my chubby love muffin nor my sex wiesel(The Gnome TM). I have also agreed to stay out of any forum she moderates for at least 1 month and I will never post directly after her in any forum on boards.

The whole sorry affair reminds Pighead of his one and only time in court back in the 90's. Was up for a minor public disorder offence and all the lads back home thought this was great fun altogether. They all took a day off work to come up and laugh at me in court.

I took 200 quid out of my account thinking i'd get a 50 fine and the rest of the day would be spent in various watering holes around the city. Ended up getting fined 200 quid(most probably because I was in a suit and the judge thought I could afford it, fcuker). Had to pay the fine to The Jack and Jill foundation. (they are real I checked!)

Cue end of session and no food for a week for Pighead. Anyway anybody ever been to court before?

went to kilmainham court once with a friend. he was up on an assault charge and i went ot laugh at him. he was fined. can't remember how much though.

biko

A friend did a Titanic, you know the arms streched out in the bow of a ship. This was on the Celtic Explorer in the docks.
The Garda drove by and saw it. Friend was not only arrested and fined €50 for drunkeness but the whole court laughed out loud when the guards told the story

Myself, I've been chased but never arrested. Just a stern talking to.

robinph

Only been in court a mere three times so far, and two of those times were for the same offence it just took the boys in blue two attempts to get the charge correct meaning that the judge threw it out on their first try. I wasn't sure which was funnier though the cops ballsing the charges up in addition to them crashing their car with four of us on the back seat unbelted just after arresting us, or the fact that the 'court' was actually a GP surgery waiting room during the week normally.

Pighead

Pigheads horrific offence was singing to a bunch of girls across the street. I kid you not. Garda told us to stop because we were being offensive to them. We countered with "but theres no lyrics to our song, we're just going la la la la" They countered with "Fcuk you you little prick, lets see how you like the tune of these handcuffs" Probably the worst arrest reason in the history of the state.Ever.

Ruu_Old

Our elite police force let us down so, for shame.

scojones

Haven't been to court, got threatend with it when I was caught urinating in public by a female garda, up against an ESB building. I protested that all public toilet facilities within a 2km range were out of order and she said, and I quote "If I ever catch you with your diddly wink out in public again I'll have you up in Ennis court before you can get it back into your pants".

Needless to say I was langers and there really was no way I could hold it any longer. I have the worst bladder ever after I break the seal.

Jonny Saviour

I Pighead.

The Saviour always will.

InFront

Pighead wrote:

I also realise
I have also agreed
I will never post directly after her
I took 200 quid out of my account thinking i'd get a 50 fine
I was in a suit and the judge thought I could afford it, fcuker I checked!

I don't feel comfortable when you refer to yourself in the first person.

I've never even been in a courtroom, though I think it's one of those experiences everyone should have once.
Off I go to rob some old lady...

projectmayhem

Egotron3000 wrote:

<snip>

you ruined this one too. i told you to terminate, now get to it.

(i wasted my 4000th post on you... christ 4000, i am a nerd)

Victor

tbh wrote:

I have a throat infection, and - eerily - the doc and the drugs cost me €100. The greatest irony of all is I'm off to Amsterdam tomorrow for five days, and I feel like ****e. Ah well, kill or cure.

Make sure you bring your prescription with you in case you have any left on the way back.

slipss

yeah i've been in court a few time unfortunately, been in about 22 times for 8 offences in four different courts, dun laoighre dc, tallght dc, Four Courts dc and the four courts circuit court, but i'm still on the streets. Two cases were struck out, I was aquited on 3 of them and convicted of three, currently doing 6 months probation for the second time and back in the circuit court for the hearing on that at the start of December so wish me good luck.

Black Swan

Pighead wrote:

Pigheads horrific offence was singing to a bunch of girls across the street. I kid you not. Garda told us to stop because we were being offensive to them.

I'll bet you guys were singing out of tune!:D

Beruthiel

You've been stalking me little Piggie?

In all sincerity, that's got to be the saddest effort at stalking in the history of the universe.
I never even noticed!

Ste.phen

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Originally Posted by Egotron3000
<snip>

you ruined this one too. i told you to terminate, now get to it.

(i wasted my 4000th post on you... christ 4000, i am a nerd)

No you didn't

Stephen

slipss wrote:

yeah i've been in court a few time unfortunately, been in about 22 times for 8 offences in four different courts, dun laoighre dc, tallght dc, Four Courts dc and the four courts circuit court, but i'm still on the streets. Two cases were struck out, I was aquited on 3 of them and convicted of three, currently doing 6 months probation for the second time and back in the circuit court for the hearing on that at the start of December so wish me good luck.

WTF did you do?

Scruff

Got a summons once for after hours drinking. Gave wrong address but it still got to me. Damn u post man!!
It was however made go away by a relation in the force.

Anyone spot the big f**king elephant here? Or am I the only one gonna say it?

Ruu_Old

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Anyone spot the big f**king elephant here? Or am I the only one gonna say it?

Are you saying my bum looks big in this? :eek:

Hagar

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Anyone spot the big f**king elephant here?

Moved to "Animals / Pet Issues".