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What would you make of this situation?

Brian Capture · 2006-08-15 21:16:31

Yesterday I saw a junkie's jocks fall down and molten hot scuttery sh*te come shooting out of his ass. Garden hose on half power style. On the 123 bus just across from The Pale on Thomas Street. It covered the entire fron section between the wheel arches at the front of the bus. He half pulled up his jocks and dived onto…

15-08-2006 9:16pm

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Brian Capture

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Yesterday I saw a junkie's jocks fall down and molten hot scuttery sh*te come shooting out of his ass. Garden hose on half power style.
On the 123 bus just across from The Pale on Thomas Street.
It covered the entire fron section between the wheel arches at the front of the bus. He half pulled up his jocks and dived onto the path. All while still sh*tting. The smell made a couple of people puke.

It was spectacular.

I was getting the last bus back into town a few hours later. The same bus pulls up with a Sun / Star type paper thrown down on top of the pool (and I mean pool!) of sh*t. My friend was the only other one on the bus. He made a comment about 'the f*cking smell of this bus, what the f*ck?'

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#2 15-08-2006 9:18pm

Pocari Sweat

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Did he **** himself then? Poor old bloke.

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#3 15-08-2006 9:21pm

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Shouldn't laugh but just cann't help myself:D

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#4 15-08-2006 9:23pm

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Are you for real? I wouldnt make much of a suitation like that pure disgusting......

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#5 15-08-2006 9:25pm

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Might not have been so bad. The old fella may have thought, well, it is finally time to get a bath.

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#6 15-08-2006 9:32pm

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Hrm, how to pull this conversation back to... well... um...

*Goes to bed*

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#7 15-08-2006 9:32pm

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Where have I seen heard this before? Hmmm, oh yeah

Or are you for real this time?

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#8 15-08-2006 9:33pm

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Classy stuff. Note to nightshift Dublin Bus maintenance staff: Avoid the 123... There's a shitcloud comin!

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#9 15-08-2006 9:33pm

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Must have been a while since his last fix.

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#10 15-08-2006 9:44pm

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oh what have we here: BS

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#11 16-08-2006 12:41am

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I had some pasta for dinner today.

Just, y'know, throwing it out there...

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#12 16-08-2006 10:10am

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Oh that Brian Capture. Ever the truthful, entertaining chap who is probably a billionairre and can breakdance with the best of them.

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#13 16-08-2006 11:34am

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That's NetWhizzKid.

Brian Capture is the coprophile.

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#14 16-08-2006 12:12pm

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oh dear lord.... as long as he isnt into coprophagia... i think i have just throw up in my mouth again!!!

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