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alibabba

>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>MARIA: Here it is.
>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>CLASS: Maria.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile ?"
>GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
>TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
>GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled
it.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
>RYAN: H I J K L M N O
>TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
>RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we

>didn't have 10 years ago.
>HUNTER: Me.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
>ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground
than
>you are.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
>BETH: I is...........
>TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am"....not "I is".
>BETH: All right........."I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
>tree, but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father
>didn't punish him?
>ALEX: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>TEACHER: Now, Michael, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
>Michael: No Miss, I don't have to. My Mum is a good cook.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your
>brother's composition. Did you copy off of him?
>DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~
>TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to
>people who are no longer interested?
>PAUL: A Teacher
>

wyndham

:mad:

admiralofthefleet

Teacher to boy:

"name 2 days of the week beginning with the letter T"

Boy: Today & Tomorrow

jobonar

Very Good!!

Kojak

:rolleyes:

Archeron

Very good