Westport Stalker..........

Prebloms! · 11-08-2006 3:42pm #1

This is going to sound strange,but here goes............Myself and the girlies spent last weekend down in Westport. We went a bit ballistic and had a ball. The first night wew ere there, we went out to a place called Cosy Joes in the town. After far too many vodka-red-bulls, we initiated a 2006 rendition of Dirty Dancing with some of the locals upsatiars in Cosy Joes. It was all a bit of innocent fun but one of the girls was dancing with a guy called Shane who has an afro (he is white, so that narrows it down a bit)! They hit it off big time and were the best danciing pair in the place but they didn't kiss as she had a boyfriend back home. However, since we got back she has not stopped talking about him and has asked us to try to remember any details we can about him, so that she might be able to contact hima agin. So, in an effort to put her out of her misery, myself and the girls have come up with a few interesting details about her private dancer ( Afro Shane) and I thought maybe somebody on here could help us in our quest to find her man. Let the stalking commence:
Shane, Caucasian male with an afro, earring in left ear, lives 6 miles outside Westport (going along the Coast Road we think), smokes rollie cigarettes, has a friend called Martin who's parents own a B&B in Westport Town, 20 years old, studies in Sligo IT, works as a labourer during the summer. Oh and he is a brilliant Salsa dancer (even though you wouldn't think it to look at him).
Not a bad recollection for a bunch of drunken hussies! Any ideas???

Pighead · 11-08-2006 3:49pm

Why the hell is she chasing after Afro Shane when she has a boyfriend already. Bloody hussy. Sometimes you chicks make Pighead want to vomit. Is Mr boyfriend helping out with this search? The fcuk he is.

Poor chaps left in the dark because he can't salsa and he ain't got an afro. Shame on your mate.

Karl Hungus · 11-08-2006 3:52pm

What pighead said. You're despicable.

Noopti · 11-08-2006 3:53pm

I second Pigheads comments....

11-08-2006 3:58pm

Seriously bad form.

Prebloms! · 11-08-2006 4:02pm

For gods sake, can a girl not change her mind? Or have a bit of fun? I take it none of you are from Westport then or can help with our quest? No?

Maybe you should all give up the morning dose of sanctimonius pills.......

Noopti · 11-08-2006 4:06pm

Well if she has decided to "change her mind" after a bit of salsa dancing with the long lost white member of the Jackson 5, then her b/f is probably better off without her.

Pighead · 11-08-2006 4:08pm

Prebloms! wrote:

For gods sake, can a girl not change her mind? Or have a bit of fun? I take it none of you are from Westport then or can help with our quest? No?

Maybe you should all give up the morning dose of sanctimonius pills.......

Yeah and maybe you should give up the promiscuous-slapper pills.
Has your mate dumped the poor fcuker yet or is she hedging her bets.

Actually PM me yer mans number. Pighead wants to tell the poor cnut what sort of immoral hoe he's making love to.

11-08-2006 4:13pm

Prebloms! wrote:

For gods sake, can a girl not change her mind? Or have a bit of fun? I take it none of you are from Westport then or can help with our quest? No?

Maybe you should all give up the morning dose of sanctimonius pills.......

Im going to gues you are from northside dublin!

Prebloms! · 11-08-2006 4:13pm

Yeah, you're probably right but I wasn't asking for your judgements of her or what you think her boyfirend should do. I was asking if anyone knew who he was? Anyone from Westport in here?

Bob the Builder · 11-08-2006 4:15pm

I'm from Westport. i'll see for yah....

Prebloms! · 11-08-2006 4:15pm

No, not from Northside Dublin. Not from Dublin at all.

11-08-2006 4:16pm

I doubt there is
many from Mayo on this forum seeming that this the North west forum!Mayo is in the west!;)

Prebloms! · 11-08-2006 4:17pm

Finally, someone who isn't up on the moral high-ground.

Mr. Presentable · 11-08-2006 4:20pm

Prebloms! wrote:

a place called Cosy Joes

I think you should pronounce it "Cosy Hoes".

Pighead ftw

Westport_Salsa · 11-08-2006 4:20pm

*salsa dances into thread*

Hey there......I think I'm the dancer you are looking for.

*combs lucious fro*

Tell your friend to hit me up, fo shizzle.....pm me.

*salsa dances erotically out of thread*

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 11-08-2006 4:22pm

My girlfriend lives in Murrisk (guessing that's the village) and thinks she recognised the discription, but has declined passing on personal details. She will keep her eyes open and pass on the message that the girl he Salsa'd with him in Cosy Joe's is looking for him....

11-08-2006 4:22pm

Somebody set up a double account!lol

Pighead · 11-08-2006 4:23pm

Prebloms! wrote:

Yeah, you're probably right but I wasn't asking for your judgements of her or what you think her boyfirend should do. I was asking if anyone knew who he was? Anyone from Westport in here?

Thats fcuking it. You made Pighead do this Prebloms. I'm gonna make it my mission to seek you out and charm the absolute pants off you. You're gonna fall so head over heels in love with Pighead you won't know what fcuking day it is.

We'll be lying in bed and i'll say "I think I love you babes" and you'll gush about how you've never felt this way before and how the sex is magnificent and you can't live without me.

And then just just when you're in that comfort zone, Pighead and the lads are gonna hit Kilkenny one weekend and I'm gonna start doing some sexy robot dancing with some sexy chick with dreadlocks called Shauna and I'm gonna bring her home and make love to her in our bed.WHILE YOU"RE IN IT.

And as Pighead hears the sound of your heart breaking in two I'll say
"That ones for you Problemos' mates boyfriend"

Prebloms! · 11-08-2006 4:25pm

Me likes your back step Westport Salsa. Come hither...........

BTW - "Cosy Hoes" - it's so easy to tell the people here that are desperate and jealous...........

Prebloms! · 11-08-2006 4:30pm

I didn't realise you were so openly gay, but now that you have professed your love - you'll have to stick to your oh so moral word. Cheers!!

Sleepy · 11-08-2006 4:34pm

ROFL, desperate and jealous?

No, we just have something called a conscience. Clearly your parents dragged you up rather than raised you so maybe you might want to ask your (non-slag) friends about something called fidelity.

11-08-2006 4:36pm

Prebloms! wrote:

I didn't realise you were so openly gay, but now that you have professed your love - you'll have to stick to your oh so moral word. Cheers!!

So you are a man?:rolleyes:

Pighead · 11-08-2006 4:37pm

Prebloms! wrote:

I didn't realise you were so openly gay, but now that you have professed your love - you'll have to stick to your oh so moral word. Cheers!!

Nice try Sugartits(M.Gibson TM). But its patently obvious your a chick. A morally corrupt cheating low down chick. But a chick all the same.

C'mon you list dancing and tennis as your interests. Oh and you said at the start "Me and the girlies".
Biography:
Blonde, young, ambitious,untrustworthy, mad as a brush
Interests:
socialising, dancing, tennis,

Prebloms! · 11-08-2006 4:40pm

1. Thank you Ikkypoo2 for the information. That would be great if your grilfriend could do that.

2. Pighead, you're funny but you sound like a computer nerd pyscho.

3. Sleepy - I have a conscience. She was faithful to her partner. Relationships change all the time. Are you telling me you have never been in a relationship and fancied somebody else?

4. She can't stop thinking about him, so maybe if we get her some more information on him, she will see that it is an option but she may then realise that it would be the wrong option. Perhaps this will give her closure on the issue or then again maybe she will just jump his bones. I dunno???

5. It's friday afternoon, work finished soon, weekend to get through. Can you all please cheer up and lighten up.

Once again, thank you ikkypoo2.

skywalker · 11-08-2006 4:40pm

Pighead wrote:

Nice try Sugartits(M.Gibson TM).

I wasnt the only one who found that hilarious then?

Westport_Salsa · 11-08-2006 4:52pm

*salsa dances into thread*

Sorry Prebloms, but I have a girlfriend back in Brazil. No salsa dancing with you....

Noopti · 11-08-2006 4:56pm

There is a difference between fancying(?) someone and acting on it when you already have a b/f

Prebloms! · 11-08-2006 5:05pm

She asked her friends to get information about him. Thats all. She MIGHT contact him. She won't know what she will actually do unitl she has the opportunity to contact him. Whether she does or not is her business.

Holy ****, you are all so serious. Are you all old or do you just not get out nuch??

By the way, thanks for the definition but I don't need an online dictionary.

Noopti · 11-08-2006 5:13pm

I think the more apt question is.....are we all old compared to you?

Mr. Presentable · 11-08-2006 8:06pm

Prebloms! wrote:

Are you all old or do you just not get out nuch??

By the way, thanks for the definition but I don't need an online dictionary.

Not even for spell checking?

Westport Stalker..........

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