memorable quotes

jj99

lookin for a good quote to sum up that something fantastic is over and we can now learn and move on with a better life. or things will return again.....any inspirational quotes reallty, any suggestions????

Femelade

breakup ?

Dun laoire

While my big candle blew out so soon i will get myself lots of little candles till a new big candle comes along"

jj99

no! well if u want it to. im talkin about something good happnes, something fantastic, but life just moves on, it has to and that is accepted, there is no pain only gain????

stevejazzx

life is but a twirly ride atop some magical orb whoose scope we shall never know for all our poking prodding but at least we get to poke and prod....



j.m.t.u.n

SteamTrean

Nope.. Nothing Inspirational but Ron Atkinson once said:

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."


C'mon. with a thread title like that you have to expect this kind of thing.

Dun laoire

I like this one from billy connolly

"Wherever you're going never take an eejit with you.....you can always pick one up when you get there.

Lust4Life

A Good Run is Better Than A Bad Stand.

Or.... There's a Quarter on the dresser. I'm through with ya!

L4L

abetarrush

"I like to abuse kids sexually" - George Bush

Pighead

He who goes to bed with a smile on his face and an itchy bum wakes up with a frown and a smelly finger.

Smellyirishman

www.wikiquote.com
Or
www.google.com

"C++: where friends have access to your private members."

{EDIT} One that may actually be relevant "The purpose of life, after all, is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experiences." -Eleanor Roosevelt

Lust4Life

We May Never Pass This Way Again - Seals and Crofts
(Lyrics by James Seals; music by James Seals & Dash Crofts, 1973)

Life, so they say, is but a game and we let it slip away.
Love, like the Autumn sun, should be dyin' but it's only just begun.
Like the twilight in the road up ahead, they don't see just where we're goin'.
And all the secrets in the Universe, whisper in our ears
And all the years will come and go, take us up, always up.
We may never pass this way again. We may never pass this way again.
We may never pass this way again.

Dreams, so they say, are for the fools and they let 'em drift away.
Peace, like the silent dove, should be flyin' but it's only just begun.
Like Columbus in the olden days, we must gather all our courage.
Sail our ships out on the open sea. Cast away our fears
And all the years will come and go, and take us up, always up.
We may never pass this way again. We may never pass this way again.
We may never pass this way again.

So, I wanna laugh while the laughin' is easy. I wanna cry if it makes it worthwhile.
We may never pass this way again, that's why I want it with you.
'Cause, you make me feel like I'm more than a friend. Like I'm the journey and you're the journey's end.
We may never pass this way again, that's why I want it with you, baby.

We may never pass this way again. We may never pass this way again.
We may never pass this way again. We may never pass this way again.

connundrum

'meh' & shrug shoulders.

Lust4Life

MEH???
Always brings a tear to my eye! * Snif! *

scojones

The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and when they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." -- Bill Hicks.

Tchocky

don't use any sort of quote, it demeans the occasion

you can't quote me on that

connundrum

Lust4Life wrote:

MEH???
Always brings a tear to my eye! * Snif! *

It packs the appropriate amount of emotion IMO.. one word, one syllable and one shrug. Perfect

Ruu_Old

D'oh. Homer Simpson.

biko

So long and thanks for all the fish?

Lust4Life

'Tis a Mere Flesh Wound!

Agamemnon

Milk was a bad choice.

Black Swan

"Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse -- and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness --
And Wilderness is Paradise enow."

(Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam, 1122 A.D.)

Ri_Nollaig

"Goo! get to da Choppeh"

Terry

I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
Randal Graves in Clerks.

I'll so offend, to make offence a skill,
redeeming time when men think least I will.
Prince Hal in Henry IV part 1

scop

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121 AD - 180 AD)

smallpaws

My dad re: breakups and dating said once, "Hey, you shoot an old hound, you get a new puppy."

Ah, Dad. Nothing but compassion and fatherly wisdom.

Ruu_Old

Ri_Nollaig wrote:

"Goo! get to da Choppeh"

Excellent. Wheres the rep system when you need it?

Fuzzy_Dunlop

I think this is what you're looking for
"A guy at work bought a car out of the paper.
Ten years later, Bam!... Herpes."

icemanjimbo04

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!

(No i dont get out much)

[Jackass]

jj99 wrote:

no! well if u want it to. im talkin about something good happnes, something fantastic, but life just moves on, it has to and that is accepted, there is no pain only gain????

You're going to have to be more specific!

Like, say for example you're talking about school, best days of your life, but it has to end, and life does move on wheter you like it or not...are you looking for a tragic inevitability?

Or are you looking for something great that happend and can never be achieved again and fondly reflecting although aknowledging it's over, or aspiring to repeating?

Anyway, in the meantime, here's a my quote:

"Life may not always work out how you want it to. We would wish for sunny days every day, but eventually we would die of drought" - Unknown

"Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them." - Henry David Thoreau

Terry

smallpaws wrote:

My dad re: breakups and dating said once, "Hey, you shoot an old hound, you get a new puppy."

Ah, Dad. Nothing but compassion and fatherly wisdom.

yeah. my father's wise words were : "use a ****ing condom".

DaBreno

"Life? dont talk to me about Life"

Strokesfan

"There's better fish in the sea than what already came out of it"
"You should never cry over something that can't cry over you"
"Your village called.... they want their idiot back"

Those are my mantras

Duff Man Jr.

Smellyirishman wrote:

"C++: where friends have access to your private members."

Nerd humor at its best, anyone who laughed should be ashamed of themselfs, me Inculded:o

Zapho

playa3 wrote:

"A guy at work bought a car out of the paper.
Ten years later, Bam!... Herpes."

Where was that from, its soooo familier!

And my quote
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast."

Fuzzy_Dunlop

Zapho wrote:

Where was that from, its soooo familier!

Ye olde Family guy

Pocari Sweat

T'is but a trifle.

Shakespeare - Merchant of Venice.


A sherry trifle.

Homer Simpson.

Black Swan

"If you expect fairness in this world, you are sadly disillusioned." John F. Kennedy just before he was assassinated in Dallas, Texas.:eek:

slipss

"Some might say they don't believe in heaven
Go and tell it to the man who lives in hell" - Noel Gallagher

Sparky

Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!
Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober



That's one I remember.

TheVan

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying" - Woody Allen

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a lot of people would be alive today, if we had the death penalty
Nancy Reagan

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smallpaws wrote:

My dad re: breakups and dating said once, "Hey, you shoot an old hound, you get a new puppy."

Ah, Dad. Nothing but compassion and fatherly wisdom.

hehehe.... how is that hot new step-mom of yours.

FlutterinBantam

Show me a good loser ..and I'll show you a loser...

Vince Lombardi- Green Bay Packers

Pocari Sweat

UK and US leaders in WW2 arguing about the pronounciation of the word schedule - either soft or hard C - shedule or skedule.

US chap says its "shedule"

Churchill says "it depends which shool you went to"

Pocari Sweat

Some geezer - oscar wilde? repsonding to the quote - drink is the scourge of the working classes ;

"Work is the scourge of the drinking classes"

lazylad

The episode where duggle and ted have a car for raffle, and they go outside to see the car after fr.jack crashes it into 2 trucks and ted goes out and just says "Oh Bollucks".
class.

Fanny Cradock

Ri_Nollaig wrote:

"Goo! get to da Choppeh"

what da hell are yoooou?

The Hill Billy

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

"Here with a Loaf of Bread beneath the Bough,
A Flask of Wine, a Book of Verse -- and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness --
And Wilderness is Paradise enow."

(Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam, 1122 A.D.)

But not as good as:
"I liked the shaver so much, I bought the company."
(Mantra of Victor Kiam, d 2001 AD)

joe_chicken

Some big Honcho: "Hey, do you know who I am?"

Dirty Harry: "Yeah...(raises eyebrow)... you're a legend in your own mind!"

I really wish I could actually have the ability to say this to someone without sounding like an idiot...