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Yet another elephant joke.

  • 08-08-2006 10:36pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38


    In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college.
    On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing
    with one leg raised in the air.

    The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He
    got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large
    thorn deeply embedded in it.

    As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out with his
    hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

    The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its
    face, stared at him. For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen, thinking
    of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted
    loudly, turned and walked away.

    Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years
    later he was walking through a zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached
    the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near
    where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared
    at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The
    elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring
    at the man.

    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this
    was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the
    railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the
    elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again,
    wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and
    forth along the railing, killing him.



    Probably wasn't the same elephant. :-)


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    Boooo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Down with this sort of thing! :)


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Oh god :p

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    Oh god :p

    well said! 1 too many elephant jokes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Ruu wrote:
    Down with this sort of thing! :)

    Careful now. :D

    Joke - what can I say. :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    I liked it:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭Dermington


    great stuff :D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,440 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr Magnolia


    Lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Surprise ending... :)


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