the "something random for the sake of being ranom here" game

Gone West

Smeagle!

Scraggs

ZOMG how ranom??

Lust4Life

spoon!

takola

You mean this is the inside of a flying sauser? Yes. Well it's a bit squalid isn't it? Well what did you expect! I don't know, Flashing lights, computer screens. Not old matresses!

Ruu_Old

I like cake!

Creamy Goodness

Testicles...That is all.

Lust4Life

Ones purse should ALWAYS match ones shoes.
And don't even get me started on the style of belt to wear!

Doomspell

maoam! m-a-o-a-m. MAOAM!!

Matt Holck

"I should've stayed"

Jules

antidisestablishmentarianism!

tSubh Dearg

So I says to Mabel, I says...

GrumPy

All night guy-m? what the hell is a guy-m?

*walks inside sees training equipment*

OOOOOh!!! a GUY-M.

Lust4Life

Jay and Silent Bob, Baby!

nicryan

cucumber

Jules

snoogans!!!!

Sofaspud

I haven't worn a hat for quite some time.

takola

I want a house elf

Doomspell

one tikila
two tikila
three tikila
floor

boneless

58 pattern webbing and Chanel No. 5.

Ruu_Old

There was a spider in the bathroom last night.

Matt Holck

sunday sludge

spacecoyote

I hate mushrooms

boneless

It's been cat since the dog died...

Jules

Life is Wonderful today!!!!!

Shabadu

Doomspell wrote:

one tikila
two tikila
three tikila
floor

Spelled tequila. I'm going to go for a traditional "blart" here today folks, hope you're all feeling great.

BLART

boneless

Are you my Daddy?

spacecoyote

Its On!!!

Rhyme

My rodeo has a tilt.

The virtues of an engine.

I am the feeling.

Las Vegas is missing a feather.

Jules

you will from now on be named thrush as you are an irritating cnut!

Matt Holck

"just another day
living in the hood
just another day along the way"

The Gnome

Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!

boneless

Who put the benzidrine in Granmothers Ovaltine???

DR. JAZZ.....

Kojak

Uncle Beldershmoit rules.

Rhyme

A fleeting gaze renders flesh as stone surrenders.

Jules

jkgh;grhfiojh ;offfg qoi[gf jofijofj l;lknv 09qujof

spacecoyote

"For my next trick, I'm going to turn water................into Funk!" -Jesus Christ

Lust4Life

"Hey, Rockey! Watch me Pull a Rabbit Out of This Hat!"
"Aw, Bullwinkle, That Trick Never Works!"
Allekazzzaaaam!
"Oh! Guess I don't know My Own Strength!"

Jules

Banky: Stop the movie? What are you, crazy?
Jay: All these assholes on the internet are calling us names because of this stupid ****ing movie.
Banky: That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.
Jay: This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. ****in', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the mother****ing nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker.
Banky: You know what? I feel for you boys, I really do, but Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a ****load of money for Bluntman and Chronic. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website, is NONE OF MY ****ING CONCERN.
Silent Bob: Oh, but I think it is... We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.
Jay: Yeah.

spacecoyote

Mallett's Mallet is a word association game, where you musn't pause, hesitate, repeat a word, or say a word I don't like... otherwise you get a bash on the head like this...or like this...the one with the most bruises loses.... look at each other and go Bleugh! Look at everyone at home and go Bleugh! Everyone at home look at them and go Bleugh!


*if you don't remember this, i hate you as you make me feel old and i will be around to your house to beat you to death with my mallet*

Jules

i want a plaster on my chin.... i remember mallets mallet!

Lust4Life

Brain: Come, Pinky. We must return to the lab to prepare for tomorrow night.
Pinky: Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
Brain: The only thing I know how to have any fun doing. Trying to take over the world!

boneless

People who live in glasshouses shouldn't make love on the carpet.

Lust4Life

OMG! Was I being filmed last night????????:eek:

boneless

Told ya... binoculars... and spotting scope...

Kojak

Will there ever be a rainbow?

Jules

"That's appalling! I can't believe no one's ever taken a **** on your chest!!!"

county

anal sex is the biggest major cause of fat arse syndrome in women

Jules

ok i just gotta ask... where in the name of god did that come from!

county

jules80 wrote:

ok i just gotta ask... where in the name of god did that come from!

its just my warped mind on overtime

Lust4Life

County was a Proctologist in a former life.

Matt Holck

it isn't that your ****
it's that you don't know how to share