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too slow

  • 04-08-2006 11:36am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭


    i was too slow


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Aaaaaaah! I get it. Too slow to create the Show Us Your Assetts Thread!!!!
    Well, maybe folks will have fun with this thread any way!

    Hmmmm. Things you prefer to be slow.... Hmmmmm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Aaaaaaah! I get it. Too slow to create the Show Us Your Assetts Thread!!!!
    Well, maybe folks will have fun with this thread any way!

    Hmmmm. Things you prefer to be slow.... Hmmmmm.

    I might have known you'd take the topic back this direction Lusty. I like it when women run in slow motion!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    LOL! Baywatch Reruns!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    SC what did you do to her!! shes slurring her words...again. Oh! And nice pic in ah forum.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,528 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Oops! I was too fast!:p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Finished already??????????? Aw!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Finally reached this thread. I do take my time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    slow and gentle.. fast and rough.... im happy either way i get my massages..

    i do give a good rub down i have been told!!!!!

    any takers... i have the strawberry flavoured oil!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    *me lying on the table naked already waiting*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    rubs her hands and licks her lips... the thoughts of getting my hands on that hiney.... definatly nice and slow!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Jesus Christ!!!!! :o My innocent eyes!!!! Guys, Why don't ye take it to a porn site!!! Honestly! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    i do believe the ladies in TCN are feeling very horny today


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    LOL! Jules, i take it back! I believe I am YOUR Sherry McDonald!!! LOL!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    under the pad of my big toe,
    I comb parrallel bones down the top of your foot
    knuckle under kneeding the thick heel skin
    slide the inside side of my foot along the arch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    takola wrote:
    Jesus Christ!!!!! :o My innocent eyes!!!! Guys, Why don't ye take it to a porn site!!! Honestly! :p

    I KNOW!!! But I can't remember the last time I laughed so much whilest in TCN. You and me are the only 'sane' ones left!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Yeah i know. Not sure I like being sane among all this madness though!!!! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    'come on over to my place' playing in the background

    hey guys come on we having party!!!! so much nicer being insane!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I've reconsidered! Sanity is good :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    runs and shakes fred.... hehe

    wakie wakie!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Sorry jules got my own par-tey to go to.
    WHOOZE BRINGING DA BOOZE!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    oh nuts... anyway i have just found out not gonna get out of work for another 2 hours damn dogs!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    What do you do that allows you to come onto Boards?

    Question for jules.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    magic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    i work with animals and basically finish at a certain time, but vet has emergency surgery and am doing a few things on the computer!!!! other nurse around too!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Oh right.


    feeling sarcastic are we county


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: very;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Damn! I had forgot about the sarcastic smilies


    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    im too slow!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Ah you aren't really! :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I'm bored. And before you start county No that isn't anything new! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    im totally board too.. bank holiday weekend and all.. cant go out tonight cuz im back in here at bloody 730!!!!!!! aarrrgggg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Wow that's an early start when you're getting out so late!! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    emergency surgery... and im being serious!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    See, that's how jules gets SC so wound up. She's good with Animals!:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    yeah i can check there teeth and stick a thermometer up their asses at the same time!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Say! Now that's a talent I haven't practiced in a while now!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    yes im a multi tasker!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    jules80 wrote:
    yeah i can check there teeth and stick a thermometer up their asses at the same time!!!


    My type of person!!! I'm a "sort" of doctor... but the judge said I have to behave...

    Damn judges spoiling my fun..... *wanders off muttering and slobbering....*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    what sort of doctor would that be.. a gynecologist per chance.. cuz if you where i could point ya in the direction of a few girls around here that are in serious need of a physical!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    nah! I love my Doctor. He as Parkinson's desiese! LOL!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Lust4Life wrote:
    nah! I love my Doctor. He as Parkinson's desiese! LOL!

    hilarious.. not parkinsons but the thoughts of the joke...!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    'Twas a joke. Couldn't resist.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    tis a good and timeless joke!

    as with you push a blonde and a brunette off a building at the same time, who hits the ground first?

    the brunette, the blonde stops and asks for directions!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    jules80 wrote:
    what sort of doctor would that be.. a gynecologist per chance.. cuz if you where i could point ya in the direction of a few girls around here that are in serious need of a physical!!!!!


    I'm judicially barred from answering that question....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    can you give me a clue... could you say, paint your hallway through your letter box???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I have a stethoscope and an inspection mirror (telescopic) and a pair of handcuffs... ask Grimes what I use them for.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    the handcuffs??? or the whole package!!!! now you have tweeked my interest!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    The whole shebang!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    things that circumnavigate contact


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Matt Holck wrote:
    things that circumnavigate contact


    In one.... :D


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