What did YOU call them? (Mark 2)

Miss Fluff

Was talking about this with a male friend over the weekend and it made me laugh. What did you and your siblings call your own/each others genitalia when younger? If you used to bath together as kids while knocking each other over the head with bottles of Mr.Matey, what did you refer to your naughty bits as?
Mine was referred to as Tiddlywinks and my brothers was simply called Ding-Dong.

Dudess

I'm actually too embarrassed to say what I called mine (it was a variation on "gee" - don't know where I got it from)! A boy's bit was, boringly, referred to as a willie, although for a little while, my neighbour (who is my age) called his a "charlie" as there were two little lads in his class called Willie and Charlie so he presumed that if it could be called the "willie" it could also be called the "charlie". Cute.

Ruu_Old

This isn't retro at all! :eek:

Dudess

Come on, Ruu! What did you call yours?!

sturgo

This thread is just isn't right.

Ruu_Old

Dudess wrote:

Come on, Ruu! What did you call yours?!

The giant* of course.




*not really.

r3nu4l

Miss Fluff :eek: This is all very strange! So is it still called tiddlywinks? As for your brother. Ding-dong!

Mr. Matey is quite retro, I'd forgotten about that stuff Ah, bath time memories...

Seriously, this is a weird thread but hey ho, mine was my willie, same for my brother. My next door neighbour (a girl, whom I didn't bath with!) used to refer to hers as her front-bum!!! Weird!!

Should this thread really be here??

BarneyMac

Why...you bunch of sickos...there are homes with bars on the windows for people like you lot who had a......


Oh what the hell....mine was called Mr Spock

Kolodny

r3nu4l wrote:

My next door neighbour (a girl, whom I didn't bath with!) used to refer to hers as her front-bum!!!

That's what they were known as when I was in Junior Infants! Or 'foo-foos'.

Miss Fluff

r3nu4l wrote:

Should this thread really be here??

I don't see why not. Seriously. There was nothing sick or twisted intended, in fact the thought that this thread is suspect had genuinely not crossed my mind. What would it? I think in this sick society we live in, isn't it ok to genuinely take pleasure from our childhoods and all that they entailed without getting overly PC about it? The Europeans don't but we seem to. Such a shame that people can't bloody take photos of their toddlers in the bath for fear of being branded a sicko nowadays for example. Take from this thread what you will, I posted it as innocent reminiscence and nothing more

r3nu4l

I wasn't implying it was a sicko thread at all, chillax will ya (see my sig:))? It just seems a little funny that while everyone else writes about old ice-pops, tv-shows, cartoons and toys, there is a thread about naming childrens' reproductive organs

It is interesting and perhaps it does belong in All Things Retro, it's just a little surreal (not the word I'm looking for but hopefully you get the idea), if it doesn't belong here, I can't think where else it would .

I wasn't attacking you, it was all in good fun, to cover the embarrassing realisation that I called mine my 'willy' while other people had exciting names for theirs such as ding-dong and Mr. Spock

Miss Fluff

r3nu4l wrote:

I wasn't attacking you, it was all in good fun, to cover the embarrassing realisation that I called mine my 'willy' while other people had exciting names for theirs such as ding-dong and Mr. Spock

Aw bless

dr.bollocko

Imagine if he actually did have a mr. spock down there???

No wait... thats just illogical.

**GROAN**

Dudess

Miss Fluff, I agree with you. This thread didn't strike me as one bit dodgy and seems perfect for All Things Retro, I think. As you said, the fascination we had with our bits when we were little was completely innocent and healthy.

MW

A friend of mine called his a Tallywagger or a Jimmy Wee Wee, so funny.

Baby4

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speck

Kolodny wrote:

That's what they were known as when I was in Junior Infants! Or 'foo-foos'.

Thats what my niece calls hers, always make me laugh.

My sister inlaw (6 when i first met her ) use to call hers her mary

DonkeyStyle \o/

It was "my micky"... the "willy" word seemed too strange for some reason.
Girls bits were fannies

Tha Gopher

My mam told me to call it "your tiddly"

My dad was more upfront, as he is, "your mickey"


I cant recall if the gee was even discussed before i was 7 and my friends told me what it was. I think it was fanny, only heard gee and pussy in 6th class or secondary tbh.

Oriel

Come on Ruu, we all know you've got a pet name for little boys' bits.

monkeyfudge

Mine were called The Falcon Project.

Ruu_Old

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

It was "my micky"... the "willy" word seemed too strange for some reason.
Girls bits were fannies

Same as.

Chinafoot

Snake and a Lady-garden

Endasaurus

Boys had willies, girls had holes :eek:

Bateman

Another willie here:)

brown*eyed*girl

When we were really young my Nanny used to refer to them as Mary Lou and Jimmy Jagger and breasts were called ding-dongs or diddies. My Nanny was a bit of a legend (RIP) and she was always making up funny stuff and our family has a lot of slang that only our family would understand. We all still call ****e "cookies". My ex used to be wondering what I was saying when I'd ask him if our son has done any "cookies"