Arguements on Boards

Musashi

Saw this over on Geoff Thompsons forum and thought it was funny and made a point!


" It's human nature to try and justify what you study...

I'm sitting on my BMW motorbike and a guy rides up on a Harley Davidson. "Your BM is crap" says he
"Shove it up your arse" says I

Now, while we're arguing a guy in a truck pulls up. "You bikers are a menace to society"

Now we bikers stick together and get into against the "cage" driver when lo and behold a guy from a neighboring city pulls up.

"You guys from round here?"
"Yep"
"Your city sucks compared to where I live"
"Fook you" we all say in unison

Now, why we're telling this clown off a guy from up near New York turns up
"You Southeners are a bunch of uneducated hicks" says he
"Y'all can kiss our redneck arses" say we

While we are thus debating a guy rolls in from France
"You Americans are big bullies"
"Listen here you Frog toe-rag" we all say at which point an Alien arrives

"You earthlings are messed up" he says
"Fook you you horrible green jackass...climb in your saucer and bugger off"

He does and so we get back into it with the French guy who realizes he's outnumbers and leaves.

Now we're into it with the Yankee who sees there's more of us than him so he leaves.

Now we're arguing who's town is better and so this guy goes and it's trucks v bikers again.

The truck driver facing two to one odds makes scarce and now I'm back arguing with the Harley rider when he goes.

Now, I've got nobody to argue with till my mate turns up on his BMW RT just like mine.....except his is red and mine is arctic silver (which everyone knows is the best colour for a Beemer)"

Originally posted by Nick Hughes.

Or even this paraphrased from "The Likely Lads" if anyone here remembers it?

"You hate foreigners, right?"
"Yeah, bunch of bastards!"
"And you hate southerners?"
"Hell yeah, soft gits."
"And you hate Mancs, too?"
"Bunch of bloody wannabes."
"And you really don't like Everton supporters?"
"C'mon LIVERPOOL!"
"So when it comes down to it you don't like anyone who doesn't live in the same street as you?"
"I don't like most of them much either...."




Pointless innit?

Black Swan

Ever heard the old Kingston Trio song, "A Tribute to John Foster Dullus?"

Musashi

Not yet! Got a link?

Black Swan

Musashi wrote:

Not yet! Got a link?

No, but I think I can remember the words. Oh, it really helps to have a pint in your hand that you can swing and drink with the lyrics...

*Blue_Lagoon runs to the frig and pops the top on a pint*

A TRIBUTE TO JOHN FOSTER DULLAS
By the Kingston Trio (19_ _?)

They're rioting in Africa
There's strife in Iran
There's hurricains in Florida
And Texas needs rain.

The whole world's festering
With unhappy souls
The French hate the...

(Oops! I better stop here or I might get banned!)

It's a very old song (Viet Nam War Era) my Da loved to play, but it's very controversial, humourous, and definitely not PC. Will try to find a link.

Just wondering, can I get banned for a link to a song's lyrics that's not PC?