Funny American Names

Dub13

Randy Learner...what a name,he is trying to take over Aston Villa Football Club.Lets try and compile a list of Funny American Names.

(Yes I am Board)

Ruu_Old

Argh any name with Randy is terrible.:(
Rick Ridings (car dealership)
Tom Raper (RV dealership)

#Smokey#

Hugh Jassman

coyote6

My mate bought Tom Raper RV's a few years back. I thought he'd change tha' name but left it. It seems to me to project that you'll get screwed!

I worked w/ a guy named Richard "Dick" Wood!:eek:

Ruu_Old

coyote6 wrote:

My mate bought Tom Raper RV's a few years back. I thought he'd change tha' name but left it. It seems to me to project that you'll get screwed!

I worked w/ a guy named Richard "Dick" Wood!:eek:

They have those huge billboards with the word in massive letters "RAPER" (or used to), I wonder if they are still up.:)

Another one is a politician, Rick Winkle (who my wife named Dick Tinkle)

#Smokey#

"Dick Chase"

hate to work with him

"hey guys have you seen Dick Chase?"

Creamy Goodness

Randy is a brilliant name, especially when it's followed by the surname Marsh.


chanting crowd: Randy, Randy, Randy
randomer #1: We love you Randy!
randomer #2: Make love to me Randy! please.
chanting crowd: Randy, Randy, Randy

Fozzy

Not American, but Tottenham's manager, Martin Jol, his brothers names are Dick and Cock

Source for any doubters!

Collie D

Fozzy wrote:

Not American, but Tottenham's manager, Martin Jol, his brothers names are Dick and Cock

Source for any doubters!

Haha, although I thought it was funny that he tells people his name is Cornelius, think I'd prefer to be called Cock or The Cock for the ladies

sterculelum

George Bush (snigger)

Dick (snigger) Cheney

Ruu_Old

Dick Butkus (former baseball player)
Albert Pujols (not sure if hes American but another baseball player, guess how its pronounced)

Collie D

Ruu wrote:

Albert Pujols (not sure if hes American but another baseball player, guess how its pronounced)

Is it pronounced Pujols?

spanner

I know its not a proper name but Dirth Diggler brillant

sharkman

My bro in law is from Dayton Ohio...His name is Mark Ryan...Not so funny !!!

Black Swan

May West (famous old sexy actress and also the name for an inflatable life jacket if on a sinking ship)

Dub13

Not American but funny IMO.

Gary & Phil Neville father is called Neville Neville.

DublinWriter

Chad Wackerman - one of Zappa's drummers.
Moonunit Zappa - one of Zappa's kids.
Wolf Blitzen - CNN anchorman.

...there may be others.

mike65

Marion Morrison (for a bloke!)

Mike.

ferdi

Bruce Arena

USA soccor coach

mike65

Enola Gay Bender (real name)

Homer Goforth Homer

oh yeah - Paris Hilton

Mike

nlgbbbblth

Kip Kinkel

Kip = awful name. :rolleyes:

plus he's a LOSER.

ThrownAway

Josssh
Braaaandon [i dunno]
Tucker
Jake
Carl



:cool: :mad: :mad:

feylya

Randy Wolf. And then I saw his picture. He has the biggest tash ever!

ferdi

ThrownAway wrote:

Carl

how the hell is carl american?

robinph

DublinWriter wrote:

Chad Wackerman - one of Zappa's drummers.
Moonunit Zappa - one of Zappa's kids.

And in the same vein of drugged up rock star parents naming their kids there is also a:

Zowie Bowie - David Bowies son

But he now goes by the slightly less interesting name of Duncan aparently.

ThrownAway

ferdi wrote:

how the hell is carl american?

Haha I dunno maybe it's not then wooopsy it just sounds Amercian y'know like ...Lenny and Carl from The Simpsons...

Demetrius

That drummer from ZZTop. Brian? Beard. The only one of them without a candy-floss covering

Terry

frank beard.

coyote6

Ruu wrote:

They have those huge billboards with the word in massive letters "RAPER" (or used to), I wonder if they are still up.:)

Another one is a politician, Rick Winkle (who my wife named Dick Tinkle)

They still have them. Rather obnoxious really. Not so much what they say but the number of the signs. If you're driving east or west on I-70 anywhere within 10 miles you feel you HAVE been raped by the scenery killing signs. I think... "If I wan't a friggin' RV I'll buy one, leave me be!"

Lust4Life

I thought it was Frank Beard.

I actually knew a guy named Mike Hunt. Just imagine his wife calling him home from the pub!

I met an asian-american the other day who's first name is Thong!

L4L

coyote6

I kid you not... I had a geometry teacher named Candy Cain... and she wasn't a stripper!

Dub13

coyote6 wrote:

I kid you not... I had a geometry teacher named Candy Cain... and she wasn't a stripper!

Pics Please....

Ruu_Old

Dub13 wrote:

Pics Please....

Be careful now, here ya go.

Dub13

LOL @ Ruu

Dub13

Dick Pound president of the International Olympic Committee.

Gandhi

feylya wrote:

Randy Wolf. And then I saw his picture. He has the biggest tash ever!

Are you sure you are not confusing him with Randy Johnson? They are both pitchers. Randy Johnson is nicknamed "The Big Unit", as if someone called Randy Johnson needs a phallic nickname.

Ruu_Old

Dub13 wrote:

Dick Pound president of the International Olympic Committee.

Sounds something right out of a pr0n film but its true.

constitutionus

cant believe no ones mentioned this guy yet


rip torn

american actor, think he was in men in black and dodgeball. not a bad actor too boot but just the funniest name:D

Dub13

Ruu wrote:

Sounds something right out of a pr0n film but its true.

Did you Yahoo* it...?if so shame on you for not having faith in me,I am an honest man.


*Google is sooo last year.

Ruu_Old

Nope didn't need to google it, was on one of Jay Lenos headlines not so long ago.

Dub13

He was on Newstalk a couple of nights ago talking about drugs in sport.

Squall

coyote6 wrote:

My mate bought Tom Raper RV's a few years back. I thought he'd change tha' name but left it. It seems to me to project that you'll get screwed!

I worked w/ a guy named Richard "Dick" Wood!:eek:

The son of the guy who started John A Woods is Richard Wood... interesting fact of the day